tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27167136766677600572024-02-21T02:21:34.372-08:00BROWNSKINAIJACHICBSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.comBlogger102125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-4509755302759591722013-02-21T09:55:00.000-08:002013-02-21T09:55:00.573-08:00NOT SO EASY<br />
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Hey peeps. How have you been? Hope you are enjoying the year
and the month of love. I have been okay.
Getting used to my new town and new job. I would say it’s still the same old
me, but I think I have changed a little as well. Old me doesn’t want the new me
to take over, so I am kind of undefined at the moment. ( I know I can be weird sometimes
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Well the year just started, so I hope there is more to come (good
things that is). I am already working on that. I am Anglican, so I acknowledge
lent. Lent lasts for about 40 days, and you are supposed to give up something
you like for that period of time. Some people give up make up, some give up
meat, some give up soda’s and so on.. </div>
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Well this lent I gave up Rice!. Yes it’s just rice, no big deal right… Boy
was I wrong. You see i grew up eating rice at least 5 days a week. It’s one of
the most common food components in the world. To say the least, it has been so
tough. I have an idea how addicts feel now. It’s not even up to 10 days. I even have a
rice-is-the-enemy-song, I made up. Like I even dream about rice ( yes it’s that
bad lol) The annoying part is that when I go to my family or friends house, all
they offer me is rice (like seriously do people not cook none rice meals
anymore). What did I get myself into, I shall overcome. </div>
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Have a love filled month people. Take care and stay healthy.</div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.0pt;">A man and
wife attended church one evening, and the wife decided that it was time to stop
her husband from sleeping in Church. So, she took her hat pin and decided she
would poke him every time he fell asleep. Right about the first time he falls
asleep, the preacher asks, "And who created the Universe?" The wife
poked her husband and he awakes and yells, "My God!" <br />
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The second time he falls asleep, the preacher asks, "And who died on the
cross for you?" She pokes her husband and he screams, "Jesus
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The wife pokes her husband and he jumps up and yells, "By God, if you poke
me with that thing one more time, I am going to break it OFF!"<o:p></o:p></span><br />
BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-5449768938437566852013-01-15T06:06:00.000-08:002013-01-15T06:06:00.554-08:00WOWI can't believe i have been off blogsville this long. It amazes me how time flies sometimes. I know it's so late, but Happy New Year dearies. I have missed you guyz too much. Its funny, i always blog in my head, but it never ends up here. There should be a app for that right? lol<div>
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Thanks for checking on me. I know how busy life gets sometimes, but you guyz still took the time to see if i was still on this planet. I appreciate you all. Thank you plenty plenty. God will continually bless you. I heard a few of you are engaged now, married, have kids, graduated, promoted, new jobs or preparing to finish school.... Congratulations to you all. Progression is really the key of life. </div>
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Those of you who haven't accomplished much, its okay. There is time for everything. You will not carry last in 2013 lol. Amen. A lot has happened since May 15, 2012 ( since i started blogging in my head that is lol). There has been disappointments, joy, sorrow, happiness, sadness, excitements.... i guess that is life anyways, but i am still thankful to God. I am alive, i am healthy, my brownskin still glows lol. </div>
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I hope you guyz are okay as well. It feels good blogging again. I need to stop blogging in my head right lol. I am working on it. I pray 2013 brings you love, happiness and most importantly peace of mind. Please be good for goodness sake, it really pay off sometimes. Take care people :) </div>
BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-40417865233194551332012-05-15T15:40:00.000-07:002012-05-15T16:23:01.001-07:00ELEVENSThe way time flies these days amazes me. In my head it’s still march, but the calendar says May. How have you guyz been. Missed you guyz too much. I know you missed me too cause the missing has to be mutual. It just has to be lol. Hope all is well at your ends?
The wonderful Toinlicious tagged me in the “Elevens” . I see this is a new one. I hope you are excited to learn more about me because I am anticipating your excitement which makes me more excited lol. I am not high really. I am just in a happy place right now. Will gist you guyz later. <br />
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Post the rules.<br />
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Answer the questions that your tagger posted for you.
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• My family and God are the most important people in my life. They have truly been there for me through thick and thin. The thick has been a bit annoying, but God saw me through lol
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• I love hanging around people with a sense of humor, not a clown though, but people who makes me laugh from the heart<br />
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• I love watching scary movie. I know it’s weird, but it doesn’t really scare me<br />
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• I have developed a good relationship with God. It was hard at first, but I have learnt to allow him take the wheel.
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• I love most genre of music. Music is truly the soundtrack of our lives<br />
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• I just realized that I really don’t have a lot of friends. Maturity, experience and the grace of God has taught me a lot
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• I can’t stand people who brag a lot. No one knows tomorrow. Humble yourself and people will truly appreciate you
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• I tend to be sarcastic these dayz. Blame my family lol
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• I love to sing, but I can’t sing to save my life.
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• Starting to appreciate the little things in life. When you appreciate the little things, big things come your way. I hope mine is a Mercedes lol ( jokingly serious lol)
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• I don’t think I am weird, but people always say I am strangest person they have met in a good way. Beats me too lol. Well I guess it means I stand out lol. Extraordinary is always better than ordinary right?
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I would ask God why he took away some of my loved ones especially my dad, but I can’t ask him *sigh*
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I have so many its not even funny. The one that comes to mind was this incident. I must have 13 or 14. I went to chill at my family friend’s house. I was telling her about this boy I had a crush. He just moved in the neighborhood. Then at my 13-14 years old self, the boy was my soul mate lol. To try to cut the long story short. My brother, my friend’s brother, two other guys and the boy I had a crush on was listening to our conversation. They all came outside to where we were. There were all smiling except my brother. To say I was embarrassed is an understatement. I didn’t even wait for anybody to say anything. I just ran and never looked back till I got home. My brother has never talked about it till this day. Thank God lol
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I would eradicate the existence of boko haram
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Keep on the good work I guess. I dunno lol
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I would change the invention of lace front and Brazilian wigs lol<br />
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When my dad died, I literally felt my heart breaking.<br />
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I would like to be recognized for my warm personality and unique sense of humor
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Blue ivy lol ( I kid ). I don’t think one color describes me. I am a complex being.<br />
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I can’t think of one lol
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You can’t get something from nothing. You can’t force someone to love you; it’s like being in a relationship with yourself. If the feeling is not mutual keep on stepping. ( easier said than done lol)
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I know you said one, but I have three lol. It would be love, happiness and peace of mind.
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Priscy<br />
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OkeogheneBSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-22399930056973108822012-03-21T10:00:00.000-07:002012-03-21T09:24:41.311-07:00ALLERFLUThank you so much for your love and concern. I feel way better now. I have never had the flu before, so i thought it was just normal cough and catarrh. Boy was i wrong. This month, i realised that there is a difference between the American flu and the Africa flu ( yes flu get levels lol). <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I was so out of it. I think i had a combination of the flu and allergy ( the name of the post allerflu lol). Everybody was busy with work and life, so i took care of myself. I was crawling most of the time. At a point i sat down on the stairs and wondered how i was going to make the journey downstairs. it was terrible lol. I think i even overdosed sometimes, i slept for 14 hours straight one of those days ( yes horrible). The most important thing is that i am feeling better. I give God the glory.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The bad news is that i think i gave my brother whatever i had. He has been complaining since yesterday. You would think i gave a plate of allerflu to eat lol. I feel bad though. I got his back!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Hope you guyz are great. Wow March is about to end and i don't think i have accomplished much. oh well that is why we have April my birth month ( well me and VSNC). Take care of yourself, stay healthy and enjoy the sping season.BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-4481218853357254252012-03-15T20:14:00.001-07:002012-03-15T20:14:00.536-07:00I HATE THIS PARTSore throat, nausea, aches, pain, feverish, chilly, cough, chest congestion, and fatigue.<br /><br />Robitussin, Nyquil, vicks inhaler, aboniki balm, oscilliococcinum, ibuprofen ,orange juice, vitamin C, box of tissue and two blankets.<br /><br /><br />Stay healthy and take care :(BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-71907228653413979402012-03-15T09:24:00.001-07:002012-03-15T09:24:00.085-07:00I HAD NIGHTMARESI don’t know if this applies to all twins, but on most occasions, one twin is closer to the mum while the other to the dad. Well most of you know it was my dad for me. My mum told me I was one the most annoying and frustrating babies of all her kids. (Can you imagine the imagination, a mother telling her child that lol). Her annoyance was that I cried too much ( shey babies are suppose to cry, eat, poop and sleep). She said I cried for no damn reason to the extent of waking up my sis who was sleeping peacefully. <br /><br />I single handedly make her have post partum depression (how is it my fault, I was only a baby. I hope my baby will not be like me sha lol. I will lose it ). She said even my grams’ could not quiet me down. She didn’t say it, but I was basically the evil child. Is okay some babies have been called worse lol. The annoying part was that when she carries me I cried, when she ignores me my cry shifts gear from 1 to 4. <br /><br />This particular day, she has had enough of me. She fed and changed me, but I was still on my crying spree. She ignored me for 2 hours and I cried continuously, I stopped a little to catch my breath then I carried on to my NGO duties lol. She just sat there staring at me (I can imagine her saying why me? Lol). My dad woke up took one look at my mum. Without asking questions he carried me. My mum said as soon as my dad touched me I stopped crying. In less than 5min I slept for 4 hours straight. From that day onward, as soon as I start my crying spree, my mum took me to my dad and I stopped crying (it was like magic). She was happy with life again lol. The solution has been there all along. That was the commencement of the bond between me and dad. I became a somewhat normal child. <br /><br />When we grew older, my sister mostly goes to my mum for stuff and I my dad. Everyone knew their place. We used to say go meet your own mummy and I will go meet my own daddy lol ( kids, you would think we had different parents).<br /><br />I can’t remember what I did, but I must have annoyed my mum that day. My dad was out of town, so I couldn’t report my mum to him lol. My mum was sending on endless errands, telling to do chores that me and my sister normally do together. We had helps in the house, but my mum chose to ignore them as well. In my head, I was like shuoo which kind harassment be this, so because my daddy is out of town I am now the Cinderella abi. <br /><br />It got to a point I was like I am not doing anything again. What is it sef. ( I crossed my arm and grumbled until my breath). <br />Mum: what did you say?<br />Bsnc: I said I am tired na ahn ahn. Do you want me to faint here? I am too young to be going through all this manual labor ( I was 8 yrs or so lol)<br />Mum: You will do what I tell you to do. Look at this small child oh. Oya go and continue what you are doing before you make me angry.<br />Bsnc: I am tired oh..eh.., my hand is paining me, I can’t see clearly. If daddy sees me like this eh, you will see oh.<br />Mum: Well your daddy is not here. So go on.<br />I stood on the same spot for like 5 mins and said one of the meanest things I have ever said to anyone. <br />Bsnc: Mummy I know you have always hated me, I don’t like very much too. I don’t think you were the one that gave birth to me. After all why VSNC (my twin) light is skinned and I am dark skinned. I don’t even look like you. Where is mummy?<br />Before this incidence, I just saw a movie two days ago about how a girl was stolen in this hospital and she returned to her biological mother years later. Sometimes movies can give you the wrong idea, I tell you.<br />Bsnc: I will tell my da……<br />BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! <br />Everywhere was dark for a moment. The next time I opened my eyes I was on the floor. I saw my mum looking down at me with an angry, but concerned look (imagine if I went into a coma, that slap was deafening lol). When she saw I was okay, she started raining insults on me.<br /><br />My parents have never laid a finger on me. It’s either they punish and take things away from me or they insult the living daylight out of me. To say that slap was a shock is an understatement. My mum’s hand print was like a tattoo on my face for days. I apologized to my mum, we both cried for a moment. I felt bad for being so rude, but that slap hunted me for weeks to come. I had nightmares of random people slapping me. She has always been too tough on me, but I get it know. My dad spoilt me too much ( I didn’t complain though lol). Someone has to be the disciplinarian. From that day on I thought she hated me, but the older I got, I realized that it has always been in my head. We have our moments every now and then, but I love my mum sha. She is one of the strongest, bravest, funniest, no-nonsense, no sugar coating, sincere woman I know. <br /><br />I think I am coming down with something. With the weather skipping a season and all (it just went from winter to summer). Been sneezing, feeling feverish and really tired. I told one of my friends (soon to be ex-friend lol) that I was feeling sick. She goes you are a nurse, treat yourself nau. People can be harsh sha. Take care of yourself people and stay healthy.BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-5434532887845712962012-03-12T22:37:00.002-07:002012-03-12T22:37:00.929-07:00ALL OVER THE PLACETonilicious, priscy and Lohi o i am counting on you guyz to find him, no joke lol. This week has been a bit refreshing. Hope it lasts :)<br /><br /><br /><br />life has been kicking me on the butt recently, but it seems i have found my own sledge hammer lol. Don't mess with a woman with determination and the favor of the lord. <br /><br /><br /><br />I love how i have gotten close to my mum over the years. It has been a long journey,( i can be stubborn )plus from my previous posts most of you can tell that i am a huge daddy's girl, but we made it. I am so proud of myself, yay! lol. Miss my pops though. Everything really does happen for a reason. Maturity and experience really teaches you a lot. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I miss my family back home. Wish i could bring most of them here (not all), but i will be broke in less than a week. <br /><br /><br /><br />I wish my granms will stop calling me everyday. I love her and all, but she has over 30 other grand kids. I am not at that abeg lol. I don't want her to become a debbie downer..<br /><br /><br /><br />This post is just all over the place sha. My idea of a random post lol. Have you noticed i have been blogging everyday since i came back. That is so weird. I need to chill a little right. ( too much of everything is not good lol).<br /><br />Happpy hump day!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />**************************************************************************************<br /><br /><br /><br />Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas and party with some friends up there. They had a great time. However, after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Austin until early Monday morning. <br /><br />Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it. <br /><br />They explained that they had gone to Dallas for the weekend with the plan to come back and study but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final. <br /><br />The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. <br /><br />They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin. <br /><br />They looked at the first problem, worth 5 points. It was something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room. "This is going to be easy." <br /><br />Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On the second page was written: <br /><br />(For 95 points): Which tire?BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-16203803752036950162012-03-11T22:34:00.001-07:002012-03-11T22:34:00.491-07:00THIS TWIN THINGNow that my sister is engaged everybody is looking at me like its your turn next. Both my granm's have been making side remarks. My paternal granm's that i thought was on my side told me she had her 4th baby when she was my age. ( Am i supposed to give her a trophy)<br /><br /><br /><br />Three of my aunties and still counting.. are lining up the "so-called eligible bachelors" they can find. Why don't they just do a, "BSNC bachlorette show" mcheew. ( i know they mean well though)<br /><br /><br /><br />The other day i heard my mum and her mum( my maternal granm's) on the phone talking about me. They were going back and forth, i even thought my mum was supporting me until i heard her say, "she is not even 25 yet". Wait so if i am not engaged/married when i turn 25 i should go jump inside the ocean abi.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />God give me the strength to not go cucu on somebody one day lol. It will not be funny then. On the real though, i get that we are twins and we are expected to do almost everything together. However when it is all said and done, everybody has their own life to live. Pray for me oh lol. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />By the way if you see my husband, tell him he needs to hurry up. We are all eager to meet him.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />*************************************************************************************<br /><br /><br /><br />a man left work one friday afternoon. but, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week's wages. <br /><br />When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. <br /><br />Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, " <br /><br />That would be fine with me!" <br /><br />Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-39872645548782111332012-03-10T22:21:00.001-08:002012-03-10T22:21:00.688-08:00LADIES WHY SO MEANMan "Haven't we met before?"<br />Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." <br /><br />Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" <br />Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." <br /><br />Man "Is this seat empty?" <br />Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." <br /><br />Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?" <br />Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" <br /><br />Man "Your place or mine?" <br />Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." <br /><br />Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" <br />Woman "It's in the phone book." <br /><br />Man "But I don't know your name." <br />Woman "That's in the phone book too." <br /><br />Man "So what do you do for a living?" <br />Woman "I'm a female impersonator." <br /><br />Man "What sign were you born under?" <br />Woman "No Parking." <br /><br />Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" <br />Woman "Do not Enter" <br /><br />Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" <br />Woman "Unfertilized" <br /><br /><br />Man "I know how to please a woman." <br />Woman "Then please leave me alone." <br /><br />Man "I want to give myself to you." <br />Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." <br /><br />Man "I can tell that you want me." <br />Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave." <br /><br />Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy <br />Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing." <br /><br />Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" <br />Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.." <br /><br />Man "Your body is like a temple." <br />Woman "Sorry, there are no services today." <br /><br />Man "I'd go through anything for you." <br />Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account." <br /><br />Man "I would go to the end of the world for you." <br />Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?"BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-82682333422226827092012-03-09T12:06:00.003-08:002012-03-09T20:19:56.876-08:00THAT MOMENTThat terrifying journey (in a full house with no towels) from the bathroom to your room lol.<br /><br />Have a nice weekend ;)BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-17032152306352836962012-03-08T21:36:00.001-08:002012-03-08T21:36:00.487-08:003 YEARS (BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY)I was going over some of my older post today. I couldn't help but notice that it has been exactly three years i have been blogging. Even though i didn't blog for half of most years lol. Its amazing how time flies. I have enjoyed ever moment of blogging, met a lot of wonderful and talented writers. I also got a peep of people's life and innermost thoughts. Its an amazing avenue i tell you. <br /><br /><br /><br />I opened this blog three years ago and three days later that same year, i found out my dearest cousin passed away. I am so happy about my blog anniversary, but at the same time i miss my cousin dearly. Its a bittersweet moment i guess. It's all good though :)<br /><br />Cheers loves. Thanks for everything :)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />**********************************************************************************************<br /><br /><br /><br />A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now. <br /><br />He looks at her and says angrily; fix the light, now? Does it look like i have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? i don't think so! <br /><br />The wife asks, well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right. <br /><br />To which he replied, fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so. <br /><br />Fine, she says then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They’re about to break. <br /><br />I’m not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix steps, he says. Does it look like I have ace hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the bar!!! So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working.. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. ‘Honey, he asks, how'd all this get fixed? <br /><br />She said, well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and i told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all i had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake. <br /><br />He said, so what kind of cake did you bake him? <br /><br />She replied, hellooooo.......do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so! =====BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-78219305782193629742012-03-07T22:11:00.002-08:002012-03-08T16:04:12.198-08:00IF IT AIN'T BROKE..I think i forgot to tell you guyz that my twin graduated this year plus she got engaged!( no wedding dates yet, but still). I am so happy for her. I think God knew that if i came here alone, i would not have made it this far. She and my fam has been one of the rocks in my life. I will literally take multiple bullets for her ( or wear a bullet proof). I am so proud of her. My brother got promoted, the other one got a better job, the rest are doing well... and me well i am alive! yay! lol<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I have never been crazy about losing weight or carrying out crazy diet until recently. I have never been skinny or fat. As i grew older i have added a little something in my lady lumps and lovely trunks lol as expected of a young female, but as long as my belly stays the same i am good to go. I am not vain, but i thank God for it everyday lol.<br /><br /><br /><br />I went for my twin's graduation out of state at the beginning of this year. I noticed she dropped 2 dress sizes and boy she looked good( she was sexy and she knew it lol). It wasn't a problem until a few people thought i was her elder sister. say what now? her elder sister ke, this babe is a couple of minutes older than me( even if its 2 seconds she is still older than me). I ignored them at first. Then one of my brother's friend was like eh... uh.. did you add weight? He is lucky i respect my elders and i have a good heart. God knows what i would have said or done. I don't let people get to me, but the guy was.... well to say the least i was not happy.<br /><br /><br /><br />When i got back from the trip, i googled alot about weight loss, diets and exercising. I even checked my weight, it was still the same as last year. My belly was intact, i did my little dance ( i am not vain really lol). I was okay, but i was still determined to drop a dress size. I embarked on the strangest journey to drop a dress size. I ate like a bird, switched my exercise routine and drank lots of water.<br /><br /><br />Five weeks later, i actually dropped two dress sizes instead of one. I was so proud of myself. I found every excuse to go out that week. I felt like Jennifer Hudson lol(it wasn't that much sha ). I got so carried away, i stopped dieting and exercising. Two weeks later, I was coming back from a friend's birthday dinner and i felt my belly jingle. I was like what was that? ( Jamb question). I did not just add everything back, but i added more than my original weight. I think i cried or did i wail. <br /><br /><br />Its been three weeks now and i am almost back to my original weight, not quite though. Basically if it aint broke, don't fix it. Now i am trying to fix what was never broken in the first place mchewww. <br /><br /><br />Hope you all Spring and March forward this month. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />****************************************************************************************<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. <br /><br />She lies down on the bed... just then, and elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed. <br /><br />Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor. <br /><br />Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager. The manager says he'll be right up. <br /><br />The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story is true. "Look... lie here on the bed -- you'll be thrown right to the floor!" So he lies down next to the wife. <br /><br />Just then the husband walks in. "What," he says, "are you doing here!?!" <br /><br />The manager calmly replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-14916928625795650822012-03-07T07:55:00.001-08:002012-03-07T07:55:00.841-08:00SMILEWhoa I havent blogged since November. I could have sworn I have blogged like three times this year, well in my head that is. Wow it's been a while. Hope its not too late to say Happy New year hehe. <br /><br /><br /><br />How have you guyz been? Hope 2012 has been special for you. I hear alot of wedding bells, engagement, bundle of joys, promotions, graduations....<br /><br /><br /><br />This year has been wierd for me. It has not be good and it has not be bad either. Its just there. You know how you get so frustrated then you find your frustration amusing. I am not crazy though lol . That is where i am right now. I am thankful though. I have great family and friends who has always been there for me. I am blessed and thankful.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Everyone passes through one phase or the other in life. Things will turn out fine. I just know it. Currrently listening to "Krik Frankin - Smile" on replay. That song lifts me up. No matter what i will continue to "SMILE" <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Enough of my boring life lol. Just wanted to reach out and blog for real not in my head lol. Hope you guyz are okay though. if not Just smile, God is preparing something special. When you are down to nothing, God is up to something. Take care loves. I will try not to blog in my head lol.BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-80432636773606156132011-11-24T09:15:00.000-08:002011-11-24T09:44:27.129-08:00HAPPY THANKSGIVINGI am so thankful this thanksgiving. I am thankful for everything. The sorrow, pain, joy and happiness. God has been faithful to me and my family. I really can't take him enough. I am thankful for family, friends, life, health, my blog and my followers. I am mostly grateful to God. Have a merry happy thanksgiving!. Be good for goodness sake :-)BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-57548388546771026092011-11-18T07:32:00.000-08:002011-11-19T19:54:51.428-08:00WHAT GOES AROUND.....Thank you for all the lovely comments from my last post. I am grateful to you guyz, my family, friends and most especially the most high God. He really has been faithful to me. Still on the job hunt, but I am not bothered because I know something will eventually turn up great. How have you guyz been? Preparing for thanksgiving and black Friday right?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />A couple of years ago I was invited for my first birthday dinner in yankee. I don’t know about you guyz, but when someone invites you for a dinner party, are they not suppose to foot the bills? I guess this happens only in Nigeria. The Nigerians in American have their own idea of dinner parties ( yes just Nigerians because I have been to other dinner parties and they foot the bills). Like I said, It was my first birthday dinner. I didn’t think too much about it.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I went there with a friend. I was dressed to impressed, sparks the peeps interest, good convo was all I expect (I just rhymed sha lol) . They were about 25 people there. In my mind I was just thinking, My goodness, this babe has money oh. How can she pay for 25 people? Plus the place looks expensive. Everyone introduced themselves, a little chit chat here and there. The waiter came and I ordered my meal. I actually felt sorry for the celebrants. I was considerate and I ordered something that was not too expensive. Everyone took their time to order, except this one babe sitting across from me. She was the only one who ordered appetizer and the main course. Her accent sef no be here lol, you know those strong ibo accent plus fone lol. ( I am not saying my accent is all that, but still) <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The meal came and I couldn’t keep my eyes off the babe across me. She ate the appetizer alone, the main course; she ordered two more side dishes. She ordered two different drinks because the first one did not taste right. Then she ordered dessert. I looked around the table to check if I was the only one seeing this. To my amazement everyone was looking at her, some were even laughing at her ( rude much) .<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The waiter came back with the bill and I heard the celebrant say something to him, but I couldn’t hear clearly. Five minutes later, I say the waiter giving everyone their separate bills. I nudged my friend beside me, I was like why are they giving us a separate bill. My friend went on to tell me the Nigerian American idea of dinner party. Even though I was shocked I was thankful I didn’t order much. I was thinking about the celebrant not knowing I will be the one paying eventually (it’s good to be good for goodness sake lol) . I looked at the girl across from me enjoying her appetizer. I saw the waiter give her the bill. She didn’t even look at it, she continued with her meal. A while later everyone was paying their individual bill. She was the only one left now. One of the girls that were laughing at her told her, “Hope you know you are the one paying”. Her food stopped midway and her eyes popped out. She was like eh! … I still don’t know how I held myself from laughing. It was just too funny. She looked at the bill for the first time. She was looking at the bill like she was about to take a major exam. I thought she was going to cry… lol. She pushed the desert away like it was bitter leaf. She checked her bag for like 15 minutes. Like me, this was her first dinner party as well. She had no idea she was the one footing her own bill. She was still checking her bag when one of the guys there opted to pay for her. She was like God bless you oh, God bless you, I didn’t know oh… <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I am sure the next day she goes for a dinner party, she will order water and salad lol. What goes around comes back around ( sometimes to bite you in the butt lol). Have a wonderful thanksgiving break people!<br /><br /><br /><br />P.S: The wonderful and talented blogger H, has a new website at wwww.dudunorth.com. Its an interactive story. Everyone should participate, it's really interesting. I just posted chapter 4. Common go to the website, you know you want to lol. Again its www.dudunorth.com then click on dudulove.BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-41971996961663762602011-11-04T04:22:00.000-07:002011-11-04T04:25:27.545-07:00THANKFULI know you hear this all the time, but God is really wonderful. I am listening to " how great is our God" as I type this. I prayed an aggressive prayer with God, yes you heard me right. I said aggressive lol. When I really wanted something from my dad at a tender age, I got a little bit aggressive. Can you imagine a 6 or 7year old being aggressive lol ( just a little bit though). My point is that God is the only father I have now and I really wanted things to turn around ( i don tire small na, it wasn't easy oh) I prayed and whined to God. I remember when I was praying, I was listening to the same song " how great is our God" . I was like God I know you are great, but you have to proof to me, show me again. <br /><br /><br />Fews weeks later, things turned around. I passed my boards, ( I SAID I PASSED MY BOARD EXAM, in case you missed that lol) i have a couple of job interviews, I reconnected with one of my aunts I haven't spoken to in ages. One of my favorite brothers might be coming to Yankee this year ( well they are all my favorite this days lol) . Oh God is good sha like really. R. Kelly wasn't joking when he said "Prayer changes things" <br /><br /><br /> Took me a while, but I am finally here. I just want to testify and make it crystal clear...... I ain't good enough, but he still loves me. I ain't no superstar, spotlight ain't shining on me.... <br /><br /><br />Everything happens for a reason. Whatever you are going through today. Stop complaining like a little kid, get down on your knees and talk to God. After all he is your father, talk to him like you would talk to your father on earth. It might not go as you want it, but God is mysterious like that lol ( he has a sense of humor ). He knows what he is doing<br /><br />Happy new month <br /><br />We should pray for things that stretch our goals. Pray bold prayers, ask for big things. Do not sell yourself short. God has unlimited resources- Joel Osteen BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-61590426392307113322011-09-30T13:50:00.000-07:002011-09-30T13:50:00.556-07:00I AM AWAKEHello loves. How have you guyz been? Hope you guys are good. I know my last post was really sad, but I am feeling a bit better now. At that moment I felt like that Green day’s song , “wake me up when September ends”.<br /><br /><br />Summer has come and passed<br />the innocent can never last<br />wake me up when September ends<br /><br /><br /> as my memory rests<br />but never forgets what I lost<br />wake me up when September ends<br /><br /><br /><br />I guess I am awake now lol, but on the real though I am feeling better. As long as I am still breathing and my heart is still beating, I have a purpose on this earth abi. Anyways my mum emailed me this story and it made me feel even better, so I decided it to share. It may be meaningful to you as it was to me.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Once there were three trees on a hill in the woods. They were discussing their hopes and dreams when the first tree said, 'Someday I hope to be a treasure chest. I could be filled with gold, silver and precious gems. I could be decorated with intricate carving and everyone would see the beauty.'<br /><br />Then the second tree said, 'Someday I will be a mighty ship. I will take Kings and queens across the waters and sail to the corners of the world. Everyone will feel safe in me because of the strength of my hull.'<br /><br />Finally the third tree said, 'I want to grow to be the tallest and straightest Tree in the forest. People will see me on top of the hill and look up to my branches, and think of the heavens and God and how close to them I am reaching. I will be the greatest tree of all time and people will always remember me.'<br /><br />After a few years of praying that their dreams would come true, a group of woodsmen came upon the trees. When one came to the first tree he said, 'This looks like a strong tree, I think I should be able to sell the wood to a carpenter, 'and he began cutting it down. The tree was happy, because he knew that the carpenter would make him into a treasure chest.<br /><br />At the second tree the woodsman said, 'This looks like a strong tree. I should be able to sell it to the shipyard.' The second tree was happy Because he knew he was on his way to becoming a mighty ship.<br /><br />When the woodsmen came upon the third tree, the tree was frightened because he knew that if they cut him down his dreams would not come true. One of the woodsmen said, 'I don't need anything special from my tree, I'll take this one,' and he cut it down.<br /><br />When the first tree arrived at the carpenters, he was made into a feed box for animals. He was then placed in a barn and filled with hay. This was not at all what he had prayed for.<br /><br />The second tree was cut and made into a small fishing boat. His dreams of being a mighty ship and carrying kings had come to an end.<br /><br />The third tree was cut into large pieces, and left alone in the dark.<br /><br />The years went by, and the trees forgot about their dreams.<br /><br />Then one day, a man and woman came to the barn. She gave birth and they placed the baby in the hay in the feed box that was made from the first tree. The man wished that he could have made a crib for the baby, but this manger would have to do. The tree could feel the importance of this event and knew that it had held the greatest treasure of all time.<br /><br />Years later, a group of men got in the fishing boat made from the second tree. One of them was tired and went to sleep. While they were out on the water, a great storm arose and the tree didn't think it was strong enough to keep the men safe. The men woke the sleeping man, and He stood and said 'Peace' and the storm stopped. At this time, the tree knew that it had carried the King of Kings in its boat.<br /><br />Finally, someone came and got the third tree. It was carried through the streets as the people mocked the man who was carrying it. When they came to a stop, the man was nailed to the tree and raised in the air to die at the top of a hill. When Sunday came, the tree came to realize that it was strong enough to stand at the top of the hill and be as close to God as was possible, because Jesus had been crucified on it.<br /><br />The moral of this story is that when things don't seem to be going your way, always know that God has a plan for you. If you place your trust in Him, God will give you great gifts.<br /><br />Each of the trees got what they wanted, just not in the way they had imagined.<br /><br />We don't always know what God's plans are for us. We just know that His Ways are not our ways, but His ways are always best.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Did I hear an Amen! .<br /><br /> Let me use this opportunity to thank some of the people who reached out to me. Caramel D thanks for the warm and kind messages on twitter. Thanks for calling me seye, you have always been a good friend. 9ja great thanks for always checking on me, you no get part 2 lol. Mizchif I am so grateful for your message, you did not only relate with me, but you also shared something personal. Random One I did not forget you oh , you know you are one of my yori yori’s lol. Thanks dearies : )<br /><br /><br /><br />Thanks to my followers and the people who check on this blog every now and then. I hope I can blog about something happier soon.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Happy new month people. I hope you guyz have a wonderful independence weekend. Like rihanna would say, “cheers to the freakin weekend”.BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-50175908281162925482011-09-15T20:25:00.000-07:002011-09-15T20:25:00.212-07:00IT'S ONLY TEMPORARYHey everyone. I know it’s been a while. How have you guyz been? I missed you guys. I promised myself that the next time I come here; I will blog about my grandma. She has been around for a while and I truly enjoyed their company, but I have not been a happy camper.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />First half of this year was wonderful. I was overfilled with joy and happiness. My siblings either finished school, or got a job or got a promotion. Nothing could go wrong. My brother’s wife delivered a handsome baby boy. My first nephew ever, I was hoping for a girl, but oh well. To top it off I even graduated from nursing school. I was really grateful and thankful for God’s blessings to my family. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Second half of the year was shockingly different. First of all I lost a close friend. I did not believe he was dead until I saw his lifeless body during his funeral. I could not sleep at night or concentrate during the day. All I could think about was his lifeless body. My twin warned me to not look at the body, but did I listen? It took me about 3 weeks before I could have a good night sleep. It was a terrible period. I kept in touch with his family and I was glad to find out there were doing much better. I still pray for his family from time to time. My mum and my grandma were supported. I found a reason to smile again. A month later, after this incident, I got a call from my uncle in Nigeria. He told me my aunt passed away that morning. My aunt that I spoke to two days ago! . I even joked about bringing her to the states this December. Less than two months, another big blow in the stomach. It affected my grandma so much. My mum tried to be strong for both of us, but sometimes I feel her breaking down. I didn’t tell my friends. I just carried on like there was no problem in the world, yet I was weak inside. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I know it’s unhealthy to keep my emotions bottled up, but I can’t help it. I grew up with a lot of boys and they hardly show their emotions. I guess that is one of the bad habits I picked up from them. Blogger is one of the few places I can really let things out. I am still trying to get over my aunts death and put myself together. Then recently in the mail, I got the result of my test. I failed the test. The test I have been preparing for. I know they say I can still take the test again this year, but really I failed. I am still in shock because I prepared for it and I even prayed about it on several occasions. To top it off, I didn’t get the job I applied for a while ago.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />At this point, I think I am almost completely shut down. I am emotionally drained, mentally weak and physically exhausted. However, I am still spiritually hopeful. The last time I got this low was when I lost my dad. I was powerless and prayed everyday for a couple of weeks that I die in my sleep. The difference between then and now is that I may be depressed and feeling really down, but I am not praying for death. I am hopeful and praying for a brighter day. It may seem really dark now, but I know there is a light at the end of this tunnel. I just hope this pain will stop before the end of this year. I may not know why all these things are happening right now, but I am a strong believer of the phrase, “everything happens for a reason”. Just remember me in your prayers. I hope next time I come here, I will be in a better mood : ). They say in every situation you find yourself, gives thanks to the lord. Thank you lord. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Congratulations to Sirius for the newest member of their family and Gee on her recent engagement. Nice anon we are going to miss you around this spot : )BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-6753395162172357412011-07-05T11:20:00.000-07:002011-07-05T11:20:00.082-07:00AT THIS POINTSo I have been trying to study all day and it’s not going as I planned. I am suppose to do about 300 questions daily till I write my boards, but I have done only 50 throughout the day. I don’t know jor I am so lazy these dayz. I think someone did voodoo on me the way Cleveland fans did voodoo on Lebron James lol. On the real though I am just blah…. I need motivation and more prayers lol. ( one can never pray enough you know).<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I just got off the phone with my cousin, remember the one who graduated recently when I almost died on the plane back ( Thank God for my life). I love that boy mehh he is like my little brother. I am just so proud of him. We were talking about his babe ( she is white) and how his mum cannot really accept her. I feel bad for him because the girl is really nice. She is polite and very matured for her age. Did I tell you guyz she was even dancing to Gbono feli feli on my cousin’s grad party with her lirru waist lol. I mean is there anything really wrong with dating someone who is different from you. Nigerian parents carry it on their head like it’s a taboo or something. When I was younger I used to tell my dad that I will marry a white man just to make him angry ( after he annoys me lol). And he goes I will disown you if you do that. I mean common, my dad did not even marry a Nigerian so what was he yarning sef . Nigerian parents need to chill and let their children live their life. Abi what do you guyz think? ( don’t use style to insult me oh, it’s only opinions I asked for #justsaying lol) .<br /><br />Meanwhile the ongoing story of my dreamful life ( Like my life does not have enough drama). I have been sorta of ignoring my friend’s call ( Lance’s fiancé ). Let’s call her Regina, so regina has been calling me and I have been painfully-conveniently-not-so- intentionally avoiding her calls. It’s not as easy as I thought. I was at her place the other day and she told me to say hi to Lance while she spoke to her friend on the other line. I was like no don’t worry I am good. She was like why, he asks about you once in a while just say hi<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />.Then I was like that is it! Regina, I need to get this out of my chest ( Like Usher, I had a confession moment, these are my confessions… ). Here goes nothing. I used to talk to lance a while ago and I think I still have something for him and I think he feels the same way too and she was like what? . You and my Lance? I thought you were my friend. How can you stand in front of me and tell me you like…….<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> Pause! Rewind and Play back<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Of course I didn’t tell her that. Do I look like I am smoking something or i am related to Bobby Brown ( wetin concern bobby brown na, sometimes I say the weirdest thing lol) . All these were playing in my head when she told me to say hi to lance. I said hi and the conversation felt awkward mehh. I spoke very fast and gave the phone back to regina. I told her I needed to step outside for a while. I don’t know jare, I think I am kinda-sorta- 15% sure that there is something there and 85% sure that its all in my head ( not like Jason derulo’s song though lol). Let this wedding come and go biko lol. Mid life crises can’t be worse than this. I will be okay. Like someone said, all I need to do is swallow the little feelings I have and drink it with a tall glass of water shikena!. I mean compare 15% and 85%, if you do the math there should be nothing there. I will be okay, you will see. * fingers crossed while reciting the lord’s prayer* . I got this. Thanks for the advice from my last post, I really appreciate your considerations. You guyz wuv me sha, I know you do cos I wuv you plenty plenty.<br /><br /><br />**********************************************************************************************<br /><br />Lemme go chill with some of my peeps jare since book refuse to enter today. Have a lovely week ahead and happy new month : ) . Congrats to the nominees of NBA.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.<br /><br />After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to Human Resources.<br /><br />Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the coworker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.<br /><br />The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What is sexually threatening about a coworker telling you your hair smells nice?<br /><br />The woman replies, "It's Keith...... The midget."<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.<br /><br />His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed. "Where the hell have you been?!?!"<br /><br />"Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."<br /><br />"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"<br /><br />She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!!! You went bowling again!!!"BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-68016439302832021272011-06-10T12:30:00.000-07:002011-06-10T12:30:00.234-07:00I HAD A THOUGHTI met him through my friend at another friend’s get together. He was easy on the eye. He reminded me of lance gross, but a slightly lighter version. I noticed him a few times and I think he noticed me as well ( Maybe in my head). I asked a couple of my friends who he was. None of them seem to know him. He wasn’t from these parts. I guess that was why he seemed so different from the rest. He was by himself through out. I was going to say hi, but I was like if the guy is feeling me he would say hi na. Plus I can be unnecessarily shy sometimes ( a shocker abi? Who would have thought moi shy)? After a while I was like abeg jor. It’s not that serious.( even though dude was seriously foine lol) I was like let me enjoy myself in the parry jare. If it was meant to be it will be<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I was about to leave and I saw one of my friends( lemme call him Nonso) I haven’t seen in a long time. When I just came into the country, he was one of the guys that showed me around. He was one of my few male friends that just liked me as a friend ( not trying to take it to the next level). Although, he used to tell his mum that I am her future daughter-in-law lol ( Another story for another day). Anyways so i was catching up with my old pal and like a day time soap opera, Nonso happened to know him ( lemme call him Lance). He stood close to Nonso, not saying anything. I didn’t know if he was staring at me or someone else because he had his shades on. I turned back to Nonso, but I couldn’t understand what Nonso was telling me again. I knew he was talking, I saw his lips moving and I couldn’t comprehend if he was speaking English again lol. He sounded like those chopped and screwed songs. ( With lance standing there like on Hulk Hogan, how can I concentrate). I couldn’t take it any longer and I said hi to Lance. He turned towards me as if he was seeing for the first time and said hello back and he goes I saw you checking me out. I was like huh (this dude must be feeling himself oh). He said has only kidding. Nonso introduced us to each other. Told me lance was from another state, he just came in a few days ago to see his uncle who lives here. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I spoke to Lance for another 20 minutes and we exchanged numbers afterwards. He called me that night and we spoke for a couple of hours. He was not just funny and cute, he was also a serious Christian ( just day 1, so far so good). After that he called me every day. I grew to really like him, till I lost my phone or I think someone stole it ( you see devil). It took me a few weeks to get a new phone, but when I eventually did, I couldn’t get the numbers from my old phone. Strange because when I changed my phone the last time I got all my contacts and text messages. ( see what I am talking about, bad belle). I couldn’t get in touch with him or Nonso ( when nonso was giving me his new number at the get together, I was temporarily deaf oh) . Lance didn’t call me again.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />That was almost 13 months ago. Fast forward to a few weeks ago before my graduation. A friend of mine was telling about her new boyfriend. I can’t remember if I asked her or she was just telling me. Anyways she told me I will meet him soon. Shey I said my life is some sort of a day time soap opera . Of course it was lance na. From all the guys she should have introduced me to. It just has to be lance. He was very friendly though. He treated me like an old friend and told the babe that he met me last year at a function ( he spared her the rest of the details sha lol) When we were alone, he asked me what happened. He said he taught we liked each other and all of sudden I stopped calling him. My phone was constantly turned off. He said he tried again a couple of days later and he afterwards he decided to let it go. I told him how I lost my phone and contacts and how I even tried to get in touch with Nonso, but to no avail. I was still explaining when my friend came in. I didn’t talk to him afterwards, the few times I saw him we said hi to each other and that was it. There was no use complicating things. Meanwhile my friend talks about him 24/7. I didn’t mind before, but now that I know it was lance. I wish she could take a 5 minutes break once in a while ( My goodness)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />On graduation day, I saw him and he congratulated me. I told him I was really happy for him and my friend ( I honestly was happy for them though). I told him I wish them all the best. Fast forward to a couple of days later. She is engaged and she wants me to be in her bridal train. Wahala dey lol. I am happy for them, but why did she have to put me inside bridal train now. Lord help me, I need to be constantly reciting the lord’s prayer and emphases the “deliver us from evil and leads us not into temptation* . People pray for me oh. I was telling a friend of mine this story a few days ago and I was like I guess it wasn’t meant to be and she goes, “ you think” lol. What helpful friends I got right lol. Meanwhile my grandma is still coming this month oh. Shey if I was the one getting married she would let me be. I am still studying for my board exam. Seems like I need a lot of prayers this period lol. Have a nice one people. Thanks for all the congratulatory comments. Love y’all . <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />******************************************************************************************<br />Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? <br /><br />Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. <br /><br />Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? <br /><br />Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. <br /><br />Defense Attorney: Did you know him? <br /><br />Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. <br /><br />Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? <br /><br />Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. <br /><br />Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? <br /><br />Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. <br /><br />Defense Attorney: Why not? <br /><br />Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. <br /><br />Defense Attorney: What happened next? <br /><br />Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. <br /><br />Defense Attorney : Did you stop him then? <br /><br />Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. <br /><br />Defense Attorney: Why not? <br /><br />Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! <br /><br />Defense Attorney: What happened next? <br /><br />Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!" <br /><br />Defense Attorney: Did he take you? <br /><br />Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fools!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com42tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-89512232535745895212011-06-01T08:10:00.000-07:002011-06-02T21:18:41.472-07:00SHIKENAHello beautiful people. I know it has been a while. I love you (hope am forgiven), I know you love me too : ) Yes you do, there is no use denying it lol . This time it was for a good reason no bull. Gosh I have been so busy and this time it really paid off. Your gurl graduated yo yes oh. You are now talking to an American nurse ( not the Nigerian movie, this is for reals ). I got my BSN, all I have to do is to pass my boards like neato will say shikena (levels don change now, dey no fit hold me again now I’m 10/10… shikena, shikena, shikena oh lol ). Wait does that not have a nice ring to it. My name is BSNC and I got a BSN (nor be God, I am on some oleku stuff, feeling myself lol). On the real though Thank you Jesus, you have been wonderful to be. I will say it again I may not have a father on Earth, but I definitely have an almighty Father in Heaven. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I graduated, my cousin graduated, my brother graduated, my other brother is officially a doctor, the last born is soon to be an Engineer and I am expecting my first niece/nephew ( hoping it’s a girl) in a couple of month. I got stopped by a state trooper on my way out of state because I was doing 98 on a 55mph. Instead of giving me a 200 fine and 2 points like they normally do, he just gave me a 50 fine. First time I got stopped by the police. I almost passed out lol. You can’t tell me this family is not blessed. I am so grateful to God almighty. He promised he will never fail me and he has kept his promise.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Where are my manners? Happy new month people, may God bless you and your family as much as he has blessed mine. All you have to do is have faith and believe. ( I don turn pastor for the matter lol). So what have you guyz been up? What have I missed? Did any blogger hook up, did someone win the lottery? Did anyone miss me *ahem* .<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Since I got out of school I have been traveling around. Went on a mini vacation, enjoyed the beach even though the sun almost grilled me, went to visit some friends out of state, and went for my cousins’ graduation out of state. I just got back a couple of days ago. I have to start studying for my board exams, its not by shikena lol. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I have a lot to thank God for. I almost died on my trip to my cousins’ graduation. It was during the period they had that tornado in Missouri. The plane was shaking so fast, drinks were pouring on the floor. I looked out the window and all I saw was black thick clouds with lightening. I was praying and singing songs of praise. In my mind I was like if I die, I already have a degree (who thinks like that lol). It was the most frightening experiences of my life. I don’t know how we pushed through it, but I will tell you for sure that God was in control of that plane. I was just imagining if one of my brother’s that is scared of flying was on that plane. Dude will either pass out or shit on his pants, no kidding lol. In other news my grandma is coming in a few weeks, the one that is steady on my case about get married. Lord I need you. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Have a wonderful month people. God bless you. Lemme go eat some BBQ chicken my brother is making downstairs. I would tell you to join me, but you guyz are far away lol . <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />P.S : Thank you 9 ja great, Myne, GNG, FlyHigh, Caramel, kitkat, Nikko sho and 2cute4u for checking on me. I appreciate you guyz for that. mwah. Kitkat I saw your pic on twitter, you are one hot omoge oh lol <br /><br /><br />*************************************************************************************<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out. <br /><br />A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. <br /><br />On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. <br /><br />I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. <br /><br />I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. <br /><br />Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. <br /><br />I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. <br /><br />Stupid lady..why else would I buy dog food??<br />( Talk about sarcasm)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. <br /><br />When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay. <br /><br />When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. <br /><br />The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. <br /><br />I don't buy toilet paper there any more.BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-22785683191592078362011-03-22T20:40:00.000-07:002011-03-23T12:32:55.546-07:00UPDATE<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6TmcajCwyzGFjwUxQhq9UKRNBDfX-EjqJD24GruTRc-HiQr3GE4f95m5b6oJ7l2LjpEsNqeyRrxRZ70kPZD1eDtCzMl0dXi4CF4YfNHE33bOpjCL5VO5EhCgRoPD4EHGzSdYklw5GWcXt/s1600/One_Lovely_Blog.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5587111211052868130" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6TmcajCwyzGFjwUxQhq9UKRNBDfX-EjqJD24GruTRc-HiQr3GE4f95m5b6oJ7l2LjpEsNqeyRrxRZ70kPZD1eDtCzMl0dXi4CF4YfNHE33bOpjCL5VO5EhCgRoPD4EHGzSdYklw5GWcXt/s400/One_Lovely_Blog.jpg" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgq3AzTRR7VOpJAPTYOVStz7Ti9VGcvF4LPhyNUStRcyi_FdOxabJa3BlmZB-T_9WsyeXumm2ZKi2tXBfgaxLLADqucnY9C3W1w6XFhdtKBtS94774ITEY4oBpr_mEtJesovrFIshBqu8_M/s1600/Sweet_blog.png"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 317px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5587111211191925426" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgq3AzTRR7VOpJAPTYOVStz7Ti9VGcvF4LPhyNUStRcyi_FdOxabJa3BlmZB-T_9WsyeXumm2ZKi2tXBfgaxLLADqucnY9C3W1w6XFhdtKBtS94774ITEY4oBpr_mEtJesovrFIshBqu8_M/s400/Sweet_blog.png" /></a><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br />Hey honey bunches. How have you guyz been? Missed you guys oh. It’s been a busy month. Talk about marching all over me. Awww you guyz are so sweet. Thanks I actually finished the paper later on that day. She gave me a B, I thought I failed or something. I think I was typing that paper with one eye open lol. I barely slept the past few weeks; I finally slept for 15 hours straight yesterday. I know I was knocked out alright.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I got two lovely awards from three amazing bloggers. I got two “One lovely blog awards” from 9ja-Great and Pretty lashes and another award “The irresistible sweet blog award” from the one and only blessing. Thanks for the awards coconut candies lol<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The first award is 7 facts about me.<br />• I love babies. I love hugging them, holding them, playing with them. I love their scent, smile, laugh and baby babble. My mum said when I was four; I was the only one who made my cousin stop crying when my aunt and her husband were almost going insane. I got the magic in me, I got the magic baby lol ( love that song). I got the magic touch.<br /><br /><br />• It seems most of the artist I really like have some controversy attached to them. Like I love R. Kelly and they say he loves the younglings. I love Kanye West; we all know he can be arrogant lol. I love Alicia keys; she was allegedly going out with someone’s husband….. I think they are brilliant in what they do though. Am I right or am I right?<br /><br />• I love meeting people from different cultural backgrounds. Since I can remember i have always loved learning about other cultures. I have this group of friends I study with. My brother calls them my colorful friends. They are seven of us; myself, the Portuguese chic, the Filipino, the Ghanaian, the sierra Leonean, the Ibo, the Indian and the Kenyan guy. We may be so different, but when I get to really know them I realize that we are still the same. I love it when we go to each other’s houses to study because I get to eat their delicacy. They enjoy coming to my house because they can’t enough of my jollof rice. I try lol.<br /><br />• I enjoy watching old classical movies and listening to old music some times. It makes you appreciate how technology has improved; the picture qualities and sound system. The other day I was listening to ABBA’s “dancing queen” and singing out loud. My brother came into the room and he was like what is wrong with you? Lol. Then I played “lady in red” by Chris de burgh and my brother just walked away…lol. I love that song though; I can never get tired of listening to that song. It inspired my blog profile picture.<br /><br />• I enjoy watching scary movie. I know it’s weird, but I just want to see how scared I can become. Most of the time, the movies are not scary, just a bit disgusting.<br /><br />• I can be shy and reserved. I can also be animated and very mischievous. It depends on how I perceived you.<br /><br />• I love playing games with my brothers and my male friends. I enjoy trashing them and seeing the look in the eyes. You know the I-can’t-believe--this-girl-can-play-games-and-trash-me-in-the-process-look. It makes me feel so empowered…lol. Ask Sirius she knows how it feels, she is my game buddy.</div><div>I think everybody got an award for this one, but if you haven't please do it. I have given you the award. Yes, you, you and you too dear I see you lol<br /><br /><br /><br />The second award is my 5 guilty pleasures.<br />• I love strawberry. Strawberry cake, strawberry ice cream, strawberry fruits, strawberry shake. Anything strawberry.<br /><br />• Some actors I can never get tired of; Robert de Niro, Bruce Willis, Mark Walberg, Ben Stiller, Will Smith and of course my personal favorite RMD- Richard Mofe Damijo.<br /><br />• I think kitkat is one of my favorite chocolate. It’s just so delightful.<br /><br />• I enjoy listening to inspirational songs. I think “if you’re not the one” by Daniel Bedingfield is one of the most beautiful song out there.<br /><br />• I love surprising people. Most people think I am this quiet, reserved chic. When they get to know me they are like wow you know this, you do that, you have done that…lol. It is amusing.</div><div></div><div>I am suppose to give three people this award. It goes to Tigeress, Afrobabe and Dante : ). My fellow runaway bloggers lol. </div><div></div><div></div><div><br />I am supposed to be on spring break more like no break. I had just a day break and now I have to go to PA for a conference tomorrom. I will check if Scranton, Dunder Mifflin paper company is there and say hello to Michael, Dwight, Jim and Pam..lol. yes I am a fan of “the office”. I will make my blog rounds soon : )<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />*********************************************************************************************<br /><br />Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.<br /><br />Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.<br /><br />Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Carolyn agreed and again they made love.<br /><br />Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.<br /><br />Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours.<br /><br />He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"<br /><br />His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I'm not being funny ..but I have to get up in the morning and you don't!."<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I will seek and find You . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.<br /><br />I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.<br /><br />I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.<br /><br />I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.<br /><br />And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.<br /><br />All my love,<br /><br />The Flu<br /><br />Now, get your mind out of the gutter and Go get your flu shot! </div></div>BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-74959428703412975532011-03-02T22:40:00.000-08:002011-03-03T05:04:29.235-08:00CHEERS<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqg9zIDTQovJdD_nOytHd2px9yIt8VNdeQCZ5bJjo5szXcTIWkLzf43zrzsD3WsPOz4TOFk0Db4cM0SgnFwznyK4pYadNOdolKgN5UY2PQoOgEZeyPxSF7jJP3RA9JZUG_m5rdqRbHE99F/s1600/cheers.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 224px; HEIGHT: 225px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5579737831758186178" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqg9zIDTQovJdD_nOytHd2px9yIt8VNdeQCZ5bJjo5szXcTIWkLzf43zrzsD3WsPOz4TOFk0Db4cM0SgnFwznyK4pYadNOdolKgN5UY2PQoOgEZeyPxSF7jJP3RA9JZUG_m5rdqRbHE99F/s400/cheers.jpg" /></a><br /><div>I just finished typing a project that is due tomorrow night. I was so relieved. I went downstairs to get something to drink. When I got back, the screen had this not responding phrase and the page disappears. The whole 12 pages disappeared. I am laughing now, but 10 minutes ago I was almost in tears. Gosh I feel like screaming. Then I thought of one of my happy places blogger, so here I am..lol. I will worry about that project tomorrow ( I can’t fit shout, I am not willow smith).<br /><br /><br />Anywho how have you all been? I missed you guyz oh. I really do. Hope the feeling is mutual *crickets* . It’s all good I still missed you guyz anyways. Yes welcome to the month of March. Hope we will march forward this month. I have 17 birthdays coming up this month from my family and friends. It’s a full month indeed. I need to budget for all the cards and presents I am going to buy this month or I can just move to another town.. no? . I don’t know if it’s just me or is it because it’s a new month, but people are surprisingly nice to me. People are naturally nice to me, but these particular ones barely give me the time of day. I don’t get it. As in teachers, colleagues, even my mum..lol ( long story). I am not complaining or anything it’s just weird. I like it though maybe God knows I deserve a break. Thank you lol<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />My blog will be two this month. I can’t believe my baby has grown so fast. How times flies. I am so proud of him (my blog, yea yea it’s a He. Deal with it lol). I remember when I started blogging, it seemed like a marriage and we were in the honeymoon stage. I was so into my blog. It’s the first thing I check in the morning and the last thing I check at night. I go to bed typing my next post in my head, dreaming about bloggers I have never met or seen. I was so anxious to be first on people’s blog and waiting to see who would be first on mine. Blogger was like a community, a whole different world on his own( like a new planet or something) with this online family you want to explore. I want to read more post and learn more about these individuals. I had a few crushes (well E- crush lol). I even found out that some of them had a crush on me too. Of course I was flattered. Then slowly and surely most of my favorite blogs disappeared. They just woke up one morning and decide to quit their blogs or they stopped updating. While others promise they will update soon. Soon turned from days, to weeks, to month and now years. I don’t blame most of them though blogger has changed a little. A lot of the bloggers changed and I blame twitter for that. Twitter took out the mystery from blogsville. 60% of the bloggers who no longer update their blogs are on twitter. I had to go to twitter myself to see what all the fuss was about. It was okay I guess at least I got to mingle with the bloggers again. I am hardly there these dayz though. I realize anytime I go there my anonymity slowly slips away. I love my anonymity,It gives me the freedom to write whatever I like. Although my brother calls me brownskinchic sometimes, hyena lol. Yea he found out somehow. I guess he was wondering why I was always smiling to my laptop..lol. Just to check if his sis is still sane. I went downstairs one day and he was like brownskinchic how far. I was like what.. he said it again, I acted like I didn’t know what he was talking about, but it got old and he told me how he found out. Guys can be so aprokoish sometimes…lol . I mean I love you and all, but a girl needs her privacy jor. Anyways back to twitter. I think most if not all the bloggers have their pictures up now. It was so bad I woke up one morning and put mine up too for like 2 minutes and I was like what am I doing? Lol. Then I took it out immediately, a few people saw it though. As a result I have one new crush, so it wasn’t all bad.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Wow my blog is actually two years old sha. I am so grateful for everyone who has ever commented on my blogs, my followers, the departed bloggers who I miss so much (hope you guyz are doing well in your individual lives), the friends I have made through bloggers, facebook and even twitter sef ( well I had to give them a little credit), the new and old bloggers who found their way to my blog (glad you did). I hope I rekindle my love for blogger like before. I still love blogger don’t get me wrong, but these dayz I feel I have change as a writer. Well they say change is the only constant thing in the world, we just hope we change for the better. I would have written a long list of names like I did for my 50th post, but that got me into trouble because even from the 200+ names I listed, I still manage to leave some names out..lol. Thanks blogger for giving me a place of solitude and thanks to the bloggers who left me smiling, dreaming, laughing out loud, confused, happy, sad, hopeful, teary-eyed, knowledgeable, inspired, infatuated, curious, excited and most importantly reminding to be thankful to God.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I heart you guyz. I honestly do. All the best this month. Hope to see you guys soon or in the month of my birth (April) and no my name is not avril..lol<br /></div><div></div><div><br /><br />*****************************************************************************************<br /><br /></div><br /><div>Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.<br /><br />She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.<br /><br />She emphatically told George and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.<br /><br />Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... and left it there all night<br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div><br /><br />A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married.<br /><br />Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."<br /><br />"Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least on girl that you wanted to marry."<br /><br />"Yes, there was one girl once. I guess she was the one perfect girl, the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."<br /><br />"Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend.<br /><br />"She was looking for the perfect man," he said. </div>BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com30tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-82727747728428716752011-02-10T17:50:00.000-08:002011-02-10T18:03:54.453-08:00NOTHING EVER PROMISE TOMORROW TODAYHey lovely people. I can’t believe I am updating again so soon. I feel so happy today and no I am not bi-polar or anything. I know some of you would be like where you not the one that was upset yesterday. Well I feel better now ( do you have a problem with that? Lol) Ignore me jor. I did tell you guyz to give me a minute and I will feel better. Here I am feeling better. No my brother did not buy me a new I touch. I asked him indirectly several times and he gives me this look like I said Michael Jackson was downstairs. I don’t like disturbing people; I will just let him be. I have my pride too. I have a big ego as big as my cousin’s head. Gosh that boy has a huge head sha . Love him to pieces though, but whoa lol. I hope he outgrows it or grow into it rather. ( my uncle used to laugh at kids who had big head. Be careful who you laugh at…) The reason I am so merrily happy is that I am alive, is that not a big enough reason. Well that too, but the real reason is that wait for it…. Wait for it….
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<br />My brother is expecting, wait that did not come out right lol. My brother’s wife is expecting. Oh my goodness I am going to spoil that girl (that is me hoping it’s a girl). I want a baby girl because 80% of my cousins are boys, too much testosterone in the family. I am going to do her hair and stuff, take her out to show her off. She is going to be just as cute as me lol. I am going be the good aunt and my sister well...lol. Of course just as lovely. This is the news I needed to hear from all the nonsense that have been trying to mess this month for me. I am now feeling the valentine love. Finally this news will get my grandma out of my hair. She was expecting me to give her, her first great grandchild. I know it amazes me too considering that i have older brothers and my sister is the older one ( well two minutes give or take, still). I think it’s going to be a summer or spring baby. All that matters I am going to be an aunt pretty soon.
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<br />In case you are wondering how i came up with the title. Its from Mr. West song. Nothing ever promise tomorrow today. Yesterday i was really feel down, but i am the happiest soon to be aunty now. Isn't God just amazing, he always finds a way to put a smile on my face. What more can i say, thank you lord. Like them P-square would say " tell me who made it possible". Only God oh.
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<br />P.S: All of you who wished i had a better week from my previous post thanks alot because your wishes came through. You guyz are amazing seriously : )
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<br />BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716713676667760057.post-17891915697643343042011-02-09T21:55:00.000-08:002011-02-09T22:50:10.791-08:00WHAT A WEEKHello everybody. How has your week been so far? Unlike mine, hope yours was great. I thought it was supposed to be a love month. This week has not been good to me. I started it by having a disagreement with one of my close friends. I still do not know what the argument was about. Anytime he has a problem with his babe, he takes it out on the first person he talks to. Guess who that person was lol. He will be okay. I am praying for him.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I went to school the other day. I had this exam I wasn’t really ready for, but I just saw my grade. I did pretty well. Anyways I came home and I felt odd. There was something off, but I couldn’t place it. I had lunch, watched an episode of “the office” and I was about to hit my books again when I had that odd feeling again. Then it dawned on me, my I touch (my baby) was missing. I frantically emptied my bag, checked my room, my car.. I even drove back to school. Nothing, it was gone. I called someone who was in the class I was reading at. She told me someone saw the I touch and they left in on the teacher’s desk. I got back home late at night. There was nothing I could do. I had to wait till the next day. At least I was hopeful.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The next as early as 7, met with the professor. This lady said she actually left the I touch in the class. Who does that though when someone clearly stated that it was a missing item?. I have a feeling she took it, but why? I have a lot of videos, pictures and apps. It was painful sha. To top it all, I came home to find out I got a speeding ticket. Like really, am i on a prank show or something. I am trying to get my brother to buy me a new one, but the guy is just being unnecessarily stubborn. Is not like I didn’t ask nicely. Oh well its gone, I will be okay I just need a minute( see why i don't like getting too attached to things). I called VSNC, God bless her heart, she really cheered me up. She talked to me for a while and gave me some links to this radio show she listens to, it was amusing to me. If you want to have a good laugh. check it out.<br /><br />http://power953.com/Player/100817131/ <br /><br /> http://power953.com/Player/100662711/<br /> <br />http://power953.com/Player/100663181/ <br /><br />http://power953.com/Player/100674191/<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Happy Valentine day in advance people. I Hope the month gets better : ( <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />**************************************************************************************<br /><br /><br />A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly, she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen, and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped. <br /><br />Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, was a salesman. <br /><br />With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" <br /><br />Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" <br /><br />Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted simply from touching the vehicle, you are going to sh*t when you hear the price."<br /><br /><br /><br />P.S: Thanks alot GNG for cheering me up. You are such a sweetheart : ).<br /><br /><br />P.SS: H see i updated : )BSNChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13543021213550898347noreply@blogger.com19