MY DAY

Hello people. Happy Easter to everybody, wait um yea HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME(US). I said i'm not going to fuss today. I want to Thank God for adding another year to my(our) life. Its a priviledge to share the same day with easter day.

I also want to wish the April babies a happy birthday again either belated or advance

afrobabe

aloted

repressed one

enkay

ex-school nerd

Gee

Loila

BrownSugar

Luscious Ron

Thats the few i can remember( sory)





A little something to make you guyz smile. Enjoy!

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life.

The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.

After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL poop on its head!"

GOOD FRIDAY

How are you guyz doing today.. Don't forget,no meat today. In naija i happen to eat suya almost every good friday( devil's work).I don't just understand it. why do i feel the urge to eat meat that particular day, beats me. Alot of people have been thinking of quiting blogville, please you guyz should not leave o. i don't want to enjoy it here alone

i got tagged by the wonderful buttercup. what she doesn't know is that we both have the same first letter of our names, so all i have to do is copy and paste....lol. Na i wouldn't do that.


*Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions.
*They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers.
*You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.
* Dont google ur answers.
*Make it as interesting and fun as you can.

ENJOY!

1. What is your name: Brownskinaijachic

2. A four Letter Word: Burn

3. A boy's Name: Brad

4. A girl's Name: Buttercup

5. An occupation: Banker

6. A color: Brown

7. Something you'll wear: Boot

9. A food: Beef

10. Something found in the bathroom: Brush

11. A place: Boston

12. A reason for being late: Blogging..lol

13. Something you'd shout: Bastard

14. A movie title: Beauty and the Beast

15. Something you drink: Brandy

16. A musical group: Boys 2 men( one of my fav gp)

17. An animal: Bettle

18. A street name: Bo street

19. A type of car: Baby Benz

20. The title of a song: Baby i love you.. J.Lo

you guyz should feel free to tag yourself..

you know i have to leave you with a little something. Enjoy!!


A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies,

'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh***t?

Happy good friday and happy Easter in advance

THANKFUL MEME

hey my fellow blogville peeps. thanks alot for yesterday. you guyz lifted my spirit. i don't even know why i was sulking yesterday. VSNC(my sis) was like she is still going to celebrate her bday on Sunday. i was going to slap her o, but that girl don beat me twice before( when we were younger).. as in better one. I am not messing with her that chic take style Strong o.

yea did you guyz watch the match,thank God Arsenal didn't lose o. If i was watching the match in 9ja , there will be enough drinks and suya to go round. i never liked soccer before, but my dad use to say if you are not watching the match no suya for you and everybody in my house is a big time soccer fan. i had no choice, but to like the game that suya cannot pass me by( say wetin happen). i still don't know what is happening, VSNC keeps me updated( she is a soccer fanatic).

Well i said i was going to join on the thankful post meme , so here it goes

I am thankful for having God in my life. he has always been there. don't think i can say the same, but am getting there.

I am thankful for my family, every single one of them including some of extended fam.

I am thankful for good health. i have not been sick as long as i can remember

I am thankful for my friends. Most of them has always been there for me. i appreciate you guyz alot

I am thankful for who i am. There are billions of people in this world, but there is only one me( nothing do me jo).

I am thankful for God's favour and blessings in my life

i am thankful for my fellow bloggers. i learn something new from each and everyone of you everyday. i won't call names, but some of una spoil sha. chei

the list goes on and on. its easy to be thankful for the good things

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i just had to leave you guyz with a little something something to make you smile.. enjoy

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!!!!

ITS NOT FAIR, BUT ITS ALL GOOD

hey people.. hope your week has been going as planned. I am not happy . Remember from my last post i told you guyz my colleague is going to work for me on my birthday. Well she finally called me and told me she had no idea it was the same day as Easter day, so she can't help me. We talked about it last month and she agreed. I still can't believe i be working on my birthday/Easter day. Its not fair, but its okay. I guess my sister will celebrate our birthday alone. At least someone is celebrating it. lucky her

I was going through my joke file today. i look at it every now and then to make me laugh. i came across this one and i thought it was funny, its kind of old though. enjoy


There were these three men who got lost on an island. So it happened that the people who live on the island were cannibals and so they captured these three men. When they caught them, they told them that they were going to eat them, but the men started pleading for their lives, the people decided to give each of them a chance to live. They told the three men to go into the forest and look for any fruit they can find and bring it back to them. The three men went on searching for fruit, the first man came back wit some apples and gave it to the cannibals, he was so happy he thought he was free to go, but the cannibals were like ,there's still a test, they were like we're going to have to stick this up your ass first but if u scream or make any sound, we're will kill u, he agreed and they put the first apple in his ass, he endured that one, but the second one was painful, so he screamed and they killed him.

Not long after the first one died, the second one came in with some cherries, they told him about the test and he was like okay. So they put the first cherry in his ass, second, third, fourth……….. He was almost done with his test, when all of a sudden he burst out laughing, and they killed him for that. After he died and then got to heaven, he saw the first man they killed, and his friend was like, " what happened mehn, u almost got it and why the hell did u have to laugh", the second man replied saying "dude, I saw the third man and he was carrying pineapples".

ME AND MY JOB

hey everybody. hope everybody is fine. i am glad you guyz liked the joke, i think i will make it a regular thing. you guyz know its monday, so i have to blog about work

Work was kind of different this week(is it not always). As i stepped into Mr Sean(my patient). i heard him say is that BSNC, like who would it be before. he knows i work during the weekend. Anyways i entered his room and was about to say my hellos

BSNC: Mr Sean how are..

Mr Sean: hey sweetie i have been waiting for this weekend all week( wait did this guy just say sweetie)

BSNC: i don't understand. why have you been...( he never lets me finish my sentence)

Mr Sean: i just brought this new game dear and nobody has been able to play it with me

BSNC: ohh i see( i still no understand all this endearment o)

Mr Sean: can you just hook up the game. i want us to play it now

BSNC: you are sure. you don't want to do anything first( i was happy o. another game playing day, but you know now. i can't just show it like that)

Mr Sean: yes dear.. Ms BSNC i am sure( i thought he forgot my name)

We have been playing the game for 5 hours( i managed to feed and clean him up within this time). The door bells rings, yea most of you can guess who it was( who else will it be)HGF.. Mr Sean's girlfriend. i opened the door and let her in

HGF: hey baby, how are you doing today

BSNC: i am fine thank you( baby, hm mm i don't understand this people today o)

HGF: how are you doing?. how was your weekend. Is this a new scrub. it looks good on you. where is Mr Sean

BSNC: em er he is inside( i couldn't answer her questions. i was still surprised)

She went to his room. they talked for about 30 minutes. she told me to continue the game i was playing.

BSNC: for real. you know i could do something else

HGF: its okay. when you play the game it makes him happy and that makes him happy. i could help you with something if you want.

i was like okay where is the camera. am i been punk'd. The lady was full of surprises today. i sha continued playing the game, less than an hour the door bell rings again. i opened the door and who was on the other side.. none other than LL cool j- lip licking-intense eye staring cousin(Mr Sean's cousin). we said our hellos and he went to Mr Sean's room

We are all in the room and am still playing the game since that's all Mr Sean wants me to do( lol... lucky me i know). Mr Sean was telling his cousin how good i was witht the game

Cousin: she is cute, she cooks and clean and she plays PS3.. Can you marry me

BSNC: err let me think about it... NO

Cousin: and she is funny too. okay if she is that good as you claim. am going to play the Mortal Kombat game with her

BSNC: i don't really know how to play that game..( yea rite. i used to play that game with my brothers when we had SEGA, not even play station sef and one of my brothers have all the moves in one note book like that.( you know the forward forward X something like that), so i can play pretty well).

We played the game, i beat him the first couple of rounds and he claims he made me win. he got serious and still i won..lol

BSNC: in your face( i don't know why i said that.. i was so happy i won)

Cousin: and what a face. A chic who beats me in a game, now you have to marry me.

HGF was even happy for me. she was like yayy girl power and she Hi5 me. the cousin was like okay she is kind of good i give it to her. Mr Sean told me to get him another game from his storage him at the basement. It was getting late and i don't really like going there when its dark. His cousin told me he would go with me if i don't mind. Although me and his cousin are not on the same page, i had no choice but to let him come with me. at least i kind of know him and that place is kind of scary)

We were looking for the game downstairs and this guy was trying to get fresh with me. i tried to ignore him, but the guy no gree o. i just left him there, went back to Mr Sean's apartment and him i didn't find the game. The cousin came back two minutes later telling Mr Sean i didn't look for the game and he wanted us to check at another corner of the room because he is sure he saw it there( if he knows its there, why does he need me now. see me see wahala). i just stood there, quietly looking at his cousin. i know i wasn't going anywhere.

After arguing for like 7 minutes with Mr Sean. HGF finally said she will go with Mr Sean's cousin. The guy looked at me, smiled and walked away with HGF. HGF told me i could leave early because she will be there for a while. While i was leaving, the cousin told me to think of his proposal. like that's what i would do all week.

My work was wonderful this week. i think its going to be a good month. i am keeping my fingers crossed because i don't want to work on my birthday. i will hear from my colleague today, she says she might work for me that day..

Have a wonderful week. palm Sunday, good Friday and Easter...

LOL pt 2

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said,"You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, ly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh? "She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, cutie pie?

.."LISTEN UP, D*CKHEAD! DRINK YOUR F**KING BEER IN YOUR GOD D*MN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER F**KING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU SELFISH BASTARD. YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, A**HOLE?"

........and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?


have a wonderful weekend guyz

YOU KNOW MY P

You should know me P, know where i be, you should know about me. there call me BSN C 2x..you know my P, you know my P. my name is BSN C.. lol( okay i just felt like saying that, after all its the title).. what does that P thing mean sef

Thanks for the comments from the last post and thanks to all my followers. you guyz are more than too much. I just want to clarify something. There is no 1969 story, i wanted to do the april fools thing to roc. I just read vera's own, wow that girl is good o chei. She got me big time, but i refuse to slap myself sha..lol

Yesterday was a very long day for me o. From my last post i told you guyz about something my brother told me about this computer virus thing on april 1st. Turned out to be true. it was everywhere on the news, so i didn't go on the computer through out yesterday( it was not an easy something). Let me gist you guyz about the thing. its not actually a virus par say. They call it conflicker computer worm,It can be used to attack as well as to spy. It can destroy files, it can connect to addresses on the Internet and it can forward your e-mail.Conficker, believed to reside on 2 million to 12 million computers worldwide, is designed to turn an infected PC into a slave that responds to commands sent from a remote server that controls an army of slave computers known as a botnet. it was suppose to lauch on wednesday( i know you guyz are already yawning now.. wake up jo), so my fellow bloggers this one no be april fool o.

Yesterday was long o. i wanted to browse in the morning, i saw this big paper plastered all over the computer saying" BSCN don't touch the computer"..lol. shoo why did they put my name now. i guess my mum did that( i blame them, dem don see me finish now..). i tried to watch a movie, it was too boring. i wanted to go see my aunt, Nightrider started misbehaving again. i called my brother, we both went to the mechanic,they fixed it, took about an hour. Thank God i had classes yesterday, but the class finish now.when i came back the computer was just staring at me( see temptation o). i sha tried to keep myself busy; i watched don't forget the lyrics on NTA( yes we have nta o). it was kind of interesting, but the show finished too. Still this computer was staring at me o. i was like no be me and you today( if computer crash now.. wetin i go do). all because my lappy got spoilt.

I called bibi( yea me and bibi are close friends.i could bet you guyz had no idea,we both went to uniben and here we are in yankee again.. did i forget to mention she is seriously crushing on scribbles..lol).

BSNC:Bibi how far what is happening in blog village(the babe was just laughing at me)

bibi:BSNC na wa for you o.. Blogville virus don catch you..

BSNC: okay i agree, so wetin dey happen now, gist me(blogville you see what you are doing to me)

bibi: i will call you back am kind of busy. am at work ( this babe no call me till 4-5 hours later.. hisss)

anyhow i was okay. nothing do me. my mum came back from work. hope you didn't touch the computer o. me, after plastering my name there why would i touch it.. she started her own story about the virus thing(like say i never hear am reach for news). anyways my brother came back from work. i was so happy(at least the one dey check computer everyday too), so we just talked for like 2 hours about random things. i was like ehen abeg i wan use your computer o. my brother lets call him brownskinaijaboy(BSNB)

BSNB: did you not hear what they said in the news. we should not on the computer today(he didn't not know before, it was my other brother that told us). wetin you wan use am for sef

BSNC: em em er i wan i want to do my assignment( i really had an assignment, but i wanted to just check blogville too)

BSNB: i need to on this computer bcos i have to check somethings too( i was smiling now)

BSNC: okay when you are done.. tell me

This boy decided to change his mind again. i chased this boy and his laptop around the house for like 30 minutes. i got tired and sat on the stairs. i was like i don't want you laptop again, abeg wetin sef. BSNB sat next to me and embraced me.. oo my poor sister is addicted to the internet. i just stood up, looked at him, hissed and walked away. Even my mum and VSNC were laughing at me( i didn't find it funny o).

Bibi later called me sha and told me what was happening here after like 4 hours. i still don't think am addicted to the internet. i'm just used to it, or am i addicted. i don't know again jo. Did i tell you guyz bibi has a crush on scibbles.. ok o. she thinks i'm crushing on another blogger, yea rite. na she sabi and before i forget Happy birthday Afrobabe!!!!!!.. i have not still seen my cake o. still waiting

Wish you guyz a wonderful week ahead and yea my birthday( i mean our brithday, me and VSNC) is coming up too. yay