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Thursday, February 21, 2013


Hey peeps. How have you been? Hope you are enjoying the year and the month of love.  I have been okay. Getting used to my new town and new job. I would say it’s still the same old me, but I think I have changed a little as well. Old me doesn’t want the new me to take over, so I am kind of undefined at the moment. ( I know I can be weird sometimes lol)

Well the year just started, so I hope there is more to come (good things that is). I am already working on that. I am Anglican, so I acknowledge lent. Lent lasts for about 40 days, and you are supposed to give up something you like for that period of time. Some people give up make up, some give up meat, some give up soda’s and so on.. 

Well this lent I gave up Rice!.  Yes it’s just rice, no big deal right… Boy was I wrong. You see i grew up eating rice at least 5 days a week. It’s one of the most common food components in the world. To say the least, it has been so tough. I have an idea how addicts feel now. It’s not even up to 10 days.  I even have a  rice-is-the-enemy-song, I made up.  Like I even dream about rice ( yes it’s that bad lol) The annoying part is that when I go to my family or friends house, all they offer me is rice (like seriously do people not cook none rice meals anymore).   What did I get myself into, I shall overcome.

Have a love filled month people. Take care and stay healthy.


A man and wife attended church one evening, and the wife decided that it was time to stop her husband from sleeping in Church. So, she took her hat pin and decided she would poke him every time he fell asleep. Right about the first time he falls asleep, the preacher asks, "And who created the Universe?" The wife poked her husband and he awakes and yells, "My God!"

The second time he falls asleep, the preacher asks, "And who died on the cross for you?" She pokes her husband and he screams, "Jesus Christ!"

The third time, the Preacher asks, " And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

The wife pokes her husband and he jumps up and yells, "By God, if you poke me with that thing one more time, I am going to break it OFF!"

Tuesday, January 15, 2013


I can't believe i have been off blogsville this long. It amazes me how time flies sometimes. I know it's so late, but Happy New Year dearies. I have missed you guyz too much. Its funny, i always blog in my head, but it never ends up here. There should be a app for that right? lol

Thanks for checking on me. I know how busy life gets sometimes, but you guyz still took the time to see if i was still on this planet. I appreciate you all. Thank you plenty plenty. God will continually bless you. I heard a few of you are engaged now, married, have kids, graduated, promoted, new jobs or preparing to finish school.... Congratulations to you all. Progression is really the key of life. 

Those of you who haven't accomplished much, its okay. There is time for everything. You will not carry last in 2013 lol. Amen. A lot has happened since May 15, 2012 ( since i started blogging in my head that is lol). There has been disappointments, joy, sorrow, happiness, sadness, excitements.... i guess that is life anyways, but i am still thankful to God. I am alive, i am healthy, my brownskin still glows lol. 

I hope you guyz are okay as well. It feels good blogging again. I need to stop blogging in my head right lol. I am working on it. I pray 2013 brings you love, happiness and most importantly peace of mind. Please be good for goodness sake, it really pay off sometimes. Take care people :)   

Tuesday, May 15, 2012


The way time flies these days amazes me. In my head it’s still march, but the calendar says May. How have you guyz been. Missed you guyz too much. I know you missed me too cause the missing has to be mutual. It just has to be lol. Hope all is well at your ends? The wonderful Toinlicious tagged me in the “Elevens” . I see this is a new one. I hope you are excited to learn more about me because I am anticipating your excitement which makes me more excited lol. I am not high really. I am just in a happy place right now. Will gist you guyz later.

Anyways here goes the excitement lol.

Post the rules.
You must post 11 things about yourself.
Answer the questions that your tagger posted for you.
Create 11 questions, then choose 11 people and tag them to answer your questions.
Remember to let them know you tagged them. No tag backs.
Let the tagger know when you answered their questions.


• My family and God are the most important people in my life. They have truly been there for me through thick and thin. The thick has been a bit annoying, but God saw me through lol

• I love hanging around people with a sense of humor, not a clown though, but people who makes me laugh from the heart

• I love watching scary movie. I know it’s weird, but it doesn’t really scare me

• I have developed a good relationship with God. It was hard at first, but I have learnt to allow him take the wheel.

• I love most genre of music. Music is truly the soundtrack of our lives

• I just realized that I really don’t have a lot of friends. Maturity, experience and the grace of God has taught me a lot

• I can’t stand people who brag a lot. No one knows tomorrow. Humble yourself and people will truly appreciate you

• I tend to be sarcastic these dayz. Blame my family lol

• I love to sing, but I can’t sing to save my life.

• Starting to appreciate the little things in life. When you appreciate the little things, big things come your way. I hope mine is a Mercedes lol ( jokingly serious lol)

• I don’t think I am weird, but people always say I am strangest person they have met in a good way. Beats me too lol. Well I guess it means I stand out lol. Extraordinary is always better than ordinary right?

Questions from Tonilicious:

1. What’s the one question you would ask God if you could? I would ask God why he took away some of my loved ones especially my dad, but I can’t ask him *sigh*

2. What is your most embarrassing moment? I have so many its not even funny. The one that comes to mind was this incident. I must have 13 or 14. I went to chill at my family friend’s house. I was telling her about this boy I had a crush. He just moved in the neighborhood. Then at my 13-14 years old self, the boy was my soul mate lol. To try to cut the long story short. My brother, my friend’s brother, two other guys and the boy I had a crush on was listening to our conversation. They all came outside to where we were. There were all smiling except my brother. To say I was embarrassed is an understatement. I didn’t even wait for anybody to say anything. I just ran and never looked back till I got home. My brother has never talked about it till this day. Thank God lol

3. If you could change one thing in the world right now, what would it be? I would eradicate the existence of boko haram

4. If you could say one thing to the current pope, what would you say? Keep on the good work I guess. I dunno lol

5. What’s the one thing you wish you could "Un-invent" in d world and why? I would change the invention of lace front and Brazilian wigs lol

6. What’s the most terrifying moment of your life? When my dad died, I literally felt my heart breaking.

  7. If you were to be recognised by posterity for one thing, what would you like to be known for? I would like to be recognized for my warm personality and unique sense of humor

8. What colour best describes you? Blue ivy lol ( I kid ). I don’t think one color describes me. I am a complex being.

  9. If you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit? I can’t think of one lol

10. If you had to name one lesson of love that took you the longest you learn, what would it be & why? You can’t get something from nothing. You can’t force someone to love you; it’s like being in a relationship with yourself. If the feeling is not mutual keep on stepping. ( easier said than done lol)

11. If you could be guaranteed one thing besides money, what would you want? I know you said one, but I have three lol. It would be love, happiness and peace of mind.

Toinlicious had some tough questions there. I thought I was writing WAEC there for a minute lol\

My Questions

• What is your greatest life experience?
• What is the fondest and youngest past memory you have of yourself?
• Where do you see yourself in five years time?
• If you were not black what other race would you like to be and why?
• What was the happiest moment of your life yet?
• If you were an animal what would you be and why?
• What do you think is the greatest invention ever made?
• What is your all time favorite show?
• Who inspires you the most in the world?
• What is your most cherished fantasy?
• What would you change about yourself if you can?
• What do you think about me? ( bonus question, it’s not compulsory lol)


Lohi O
9 ja great
Random one

Wednesday, March 21, 2012


Thank you so much for your love and concern. I feel way better now. I have never had the flu before, so i thought it was just normal cough and catarrh. Boy was i wrong. This month, i realised that there is a difference between the American flu and the Africa flu ( yes flu get levels lol).

I was so out of it. I think i had a combination of the flu and allergy ( the name of the post allerflu lol). Everybody was busy with work and life, so i took care of myself. I was crawling most of the time. At a point i sat down on the stairs and wondered how i was going to make the journey downstairs. it was terrible lol. I think i even overdosed sometimes, i slept for 14 hours straight one of those days ( yes horrible). The most important thing is that i am feeling better. I give God the glory.

The bad news is that i think i gave my brother whatever i had. He has been complaining since yesterday. You would think i gave a plate of allerflu to eat lol. I feel bad though. I got his back!

Hope you guyz are great. Wow March is about to end and i don't think i have accomplished much. oh well that is why we have April my birth month ( well me and VSNC). Take care of yourself, stay healthy and enjoy the sping season.

Thursday, March 15, 2012


Sore throat, nausea, aches, pain, feverish, chilly, cough, chest congestion, and fatigue.

Robitussin, Nyquil, vicks inhaler, aboniki balm, oscilliococcinum, ibuprofen ,orange juice, vitamin C, box of tissue and two blankets.

Stay healthy and take care :(


I don’t know if this applies to all twins, but on most occasions, one twin is closer to the mum while the other to the dad. Well most of you know it was my dad for me. My mum told me I was one the most annoying and frustrating babies of all her kids. (Can you imagine the imagination, a mother telling her child that lol). Her annoyance was that I cried too much ( shey babies are suppose to cry, eat, poop and sleep). She said I cried for no damn reason to the extent of waking up my sis who was sleeping peacefully.

I single handedly make her have post partum depression (how is it my fault, I was only a baby. I hope my baby will not be like me sha lol. I will lose it ). She said even my grams’ could not quiet me down. She didn’t say it, but I was basically the evil child. Is okay some babies have been called worse lol. The annoying part was that when she carries me I cried, when she ignores me my cry shifts gear from 1 to 4.

This particular day, she has had enough of me. She fed and changed me, but I was still on my crying spree. She ignored me for 2 hours and I cried continuously, I stopped a little to catch my breath then I carried on to my NGO duties lol. She just sat there staring at me (I can imagine her saying why me? Lol). My dad woke up took one look at my mum. Without asking questions he carried me. My mum said as soon as my dad touched me I stopped crying. In less than 5min I slept for 4 hours straight. From that day onward, as soon as I start my crying spree, my mum took me to my dad and I stopped crying (it was like magic). She was happy with life again lol. The solution has been there all along. That was the commencement of the bond between me and dad. I became a somewhat normal child.

When we grew older, my sister mostly goes to my mum for stuff and I my dad. Everyone knew their place. We used to say go meet your own mummy and I will go meet my own daddy lol ( kids, you would think we had different parents).

I can’t remember what I did, but I must have annoyed my mum that day. My dad was out of town, so I couldn’t report my mum to him lol. My mum was sending on endless errands, telling to do chores that me and my sister normally do together. We had helps in the house, but my mum chose to ignore them as well. In my head, I was like shuoo which kind harassment be this, so because my daddy is out of town I am now the Cinderella abi.

It got to a point I was like I am not doing anything again. What is it sef. ( I crossed my arm and grumbled until my breath).
Mum: what did you say?
Bsnc: I said I am tired na ahn ahn. Do you want me to faint here? I am too young to be going through all this manual labor ( I was 8 yrs or so lol)
Mum: You will do what I tell you to do. Look at this small child oh. Oya go and continue what you are doing before you make me angry.
Bsnc: I am tired oh..eh.., my hand is paining me, I can’t see clearly. If daddy sees me like this eh, you will see oh.
Mum: Well your daddy is not here. So go on.
I stood on the same spot for like 5 mins and said one of the meanest things I have ever said to anyone.
Bsnc: Mummy I know you have always hated me, I don’t like very much too. I don’t think you were the one that gave birth to me. After all why VSNC (my twin) light is skinned and I am dark skinned. I don’t even look like you. Where is mummy?
Before this incidence, I just saw a movie two days ago about how a girl was stolen in this hospital and she returned to her biological mother years later. Sometimes movies can give you the wrong idea, I tell you.
Bsnc: I will tell my da……
Everywhere was dark for a moment. The next time I opened my eyes I was on the floor. I saw my mum looking down at me with an angry, but concerned look (imagine if I went into a coma, that slap was deafening lol). When she saw I was okay, she started raining insults on me.

My parents have never laid a finger on me. It’s either they punish and take things away from me or they insult the living daylight out of me. To say that slap was a shock is an understatement. My mum’s hand print was like a tattoo on my face for days. I apologized to my mum, we both cried for a moment. I felt bad for being so rude, but that slap hunted me for weeks to come. I had nightmares of random people slapping me. She has always been too tough on me, but I get it know. My dad spoilt me too much ( I didn’t complain though lol). Someone has to be the disciplinarian. From that day on I thought she hated me, but the older I got, I realized that it has always been in my head. We have our moments every now and then, but I love my mum sha. She is one of the strongest, bravest, funniest, no-nonsense, no sugar coating, sincere woman I know.

I think I am coming down with something. With the weather skipping a season and all (it just went from winter to summer). Been sneezing, feeling feverish and really tired. I told one of my friends (soon to be ex-friend lol) that I was feeling sick. She goes you are a nurse, treat yourself nau. People can be harsh sha. Take care of yourself people and stay healthy.

Monday, March 12, 2012


Tonilicious, priscy and Lohi o i am counting on you guyz to find him, no joke lol. This week has been a bit refreshing. Hope it lasts :)

life has been kicking me on the butt recently, but it seems i have found my own sledge hammer lol. Don't mess with a woman with determination and the favor of the lord.

I love how i have gotten close to my mum over the years. It has been a long journey,( i can be stubborn )plus from my previous posts most of you can tell that i am a huge daddy's girl, but we made it. I am so proud of myself, yay! lol. Miss my pops though. Everything really does happen for a reason. Maturity and experience really teaches you a lot.

I miss my family back home. Wish i could bring most of them here (not all), but i will be broke in less than a week.

I wish my granms will stop calling me everyday. I love her and all, but she has over 30 other grand kids. I am not at that abeg lol. I don't want her to become a debbie downer..

This post is just all over the place sha. My idea of a random post lol. Have you noticed i have been blogging everyday since i came back. That is so weird. I need to chill a little right. ( too much of everything is not good lol).

Happpy hump day!


Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas and party with some friends up there. They had a great time. However, after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Austin until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it.

They explained that they had gone to Dallas for the weekend with the plan to come back and study but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final.

The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved.

They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.

They looked at the first problem, worth 5 points. It was something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room. "This is going to be easy."

Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On the second page was written:

(For 95 points): Which tire?