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Thursday, June 10, 2010


Hey beautiful people. How have you guyz been? Well I have been okay. God has been good to be. I can’t complain.

So you guyz actually turned my wine back to water ( from my last post). Chai meaning I be the maga abi( na wa oh..lol) . Don’t mind me jor. I saw the NBA award. Congratulations Nice anon, babe you deserve the award. I was hopeful sha no doubt ( make I talk truth and let the devil be ashamed..lol). Congrats dear and I was truly honored you shared the award with me. You are far too kind and congrats to the nominees and winners.

Let me also use this opportunity to thank the organizers, wow you guyz did an amazing job. Putting all this together could not have been easy. I was trekking through blogs ville the other day and I saw some negative comments about the NBA awards. You guyz should give them a break now( all this bad belle people, coolo coolo temper) . Did you think it was easy to organizer this kind of award. They took time out of their own life (yes they have their own lives, I know imagine the imagination) to organize this award. Show a little gratitude. Please don’t take the fun away. To the organizers, God bless your hearts.

This morning I got a text message form VSNC. She wanted me to buy her this chair before 10am because she will be at work at that time. I got to the store a little bit late and it seems they brought all the chairs. I felt so bad, but not before I saw this old lady ( 80ish or there about) hiding one of the chairs behind this cabinet. I walked around like I didn’t see her. She looked around making sure nobody saw her. I waited at a corner till she walked away. Then I made my move who said old people are not smart. This lady hid the chair nicely. If I didn’t see her keeping the chair there I would have just simply walked passed it. It took me a while to bring the chair out, but I succeeded. Whew!!! What a relief; now VSNC can let me be. Did I mention that the chair was on sale.( like 50% discount) VSNC wanted that chair so bad.

I took the chair straight to the cashier. I didn’t even bother checking for anything else. I just wanted to buy the chair and go continue my mini vacation in my house.( I called VSNC and told her I got the chair) I got the register and there was a small queue. Of course the old lady was ahead of me..lol. I thought of waiting till she leaves the store, but I was like what is the worst that can happen. I stayed in line next to her. She smiled and said hi to me, I smiled back and returned her greeting. Then she looked at my hand and she said what a nice chair you got there. I am going to get one too. The cashier was like you are so lucky, that is the last chair in the store. The old lady looked at me again and said; where did you get that chair from. I told her I saw it the chair at a corner. I was like someone must have hidden it or something, but I found it.( lol I know my mouth)

And she goes that is my chair. I was the one who kept it there. I did not know what to say to say. She repeated what she said and attempted to take the chair ( which kind wahala be this now and I called VSNC already). I was like. Mam I am sorry, but I need to buy this chair. This time she held the chair and tried to take it away from my hand. I told again, politely that I really needed the chair and this old lady called me a B****t. ( Jesu Christi! Say what now). I firmly grabbed the chair from her and this old lady hit me with her cane (as in hard). That was when the security and the cashier intervened. No be small thing for chair matter oh. Chair that she did not pay for. I sha brought the chair eventually. The old lady called me every name in the book when I was paying for the chair. Now I feel so bad, but she was trying to be smart, I simply showed her that I was an African tortoise..lol

Another reason I feel so bad. So there is this guy, a friend of mine. I met him a long time ago through a friend. Since 07 – 08 the guy has been trying to take our friendship to the next level, but I am not feeling the guy like that. I tried to look at him that way, I try to like the guy, wosai, nothing oh( no electric current) I don’t want to be a relationship with someone because I feel sorry for them ( warahell is that). Throughout 09 the guy did not call, text or email ( the guyz bone me finish..lol). I was like finally, I am so glad he moved on. I don’t want to break someone’s heart oh. I know how it feels( mind ya bizness, no gist…lol). Anyways this weekend the guy send me an email and he attached a song to it. He was like everything I have been meaning to say to you is in this song. The song was Bob Marley’s song “ Waiting in vain” . Anybody who really knows me knows that I relate to songs so well. The song touched my heart mehh. It was like he was saying the lyrics to me plus I LOVE BOB MARLEY. I played the song for a while and then I replied him with another bob marley’s songs “ three little birds”. My friend said I am mean..lol. Shuoo what was I suppose to do now. I can’t lie to him now.

Thank God my grandma is here to cheer me up : ). She is not staying with us this time, but she is like 30 minutes away. My grandma story for another day jor, and yes I got my job back!! ( yup yup..lol). Imagine stress on top stress. Thanks for nominating me again people. I know I don’t blog as much, I really wish I could.

Someone will be like how does the title relate to the post. Abeg lemme jor..lol.Have a wonderful week ahead people.


Fabulo-la said...

Now lemme go and read.

Anonymous said...

Do not mind those yeye people. Wow you actually blogged. welcome back.
lemme go read

NaijaScorpio said...

lol @ the chair lady. Na wa! lol

Giagerry said...

BSNC dat storry bout the chair was tewwww funny ooo---like the old woman really insulted u?LOL---i dont even knw wat to say sef!

miss.fab said...

Hahaha. Funny!

leggy said...

lol...funny.now going to listen to the bob marley song.

Fabulo-la said...

so wait, was ur song supposed to be a no?
Or not yet?
Cause I dont understand jo.

LOOL! HOW did you still get the chair??

U r heelarious I swear.

TayneMent said...

LMAO@the old lady story

shorty said...

LMAO @ the chair's story, which kain chair be that sef??

BSNC why now? u for find better song send to him na...lol

BSNC said...

@fabulo-la oya clap for your self..lol
haha how would you understand this my dear friend. It is a song of encouragement now..lol.

@anonymous yes oh. i try abi.

@sting ah babe see me life..lol.

@Gee she insulted my life. no be small thing. Tell me sowry now, its not easy to be insulted by an older lady.

@miss fab babe how have you been? its been a while.

@leggy lol yes its a sad song though.

@taynement lol babe i tire oh.

BSNC said...

@shorty its like an office chair or is it computer chair. i dunno jor..lol
what is wrong with that song biko?..lol.

AliceDCL said...

that old woman harsh sha kai ahn ahn
na she get the store
how can she be hiding stuff inside a store

u mean sha
three little birds???? lol

Lady X said...

I love that song! When I saw the name of the post I knew it had something to do with it :)

How dare she hit you with her cane? Its because she's old and she knows she can get away with it since she's just a "little old lady". Mtsew! Some old people take the piss! The ones that give you the stink eye at the airport and expect you to carry their bags for them. Its good to help people but you can't just be eyeing someone cuz they didn't help you with your bag. And then of course the ones that order you around without saying Please like you're their slave even though you don't know them either!

You should've tackled the woman. LOL! Ok I'm joking I'm joking.

SHE said...

Eh? Me sef wan ask, which kain chair? na wa o!

Very funny though...

~Sirius~ said...

And to think I JUST thought about you yesterday :-)

off to read

CaramelD said...

Haba! She did what? For chair? Haba!!! Please don't feel bad, the woman is nuts. I was gasping and laughing at the same time.

I just saw some of the comments about the awards, people can't do but love to harrass people that try. Hmph!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, "...I replied him with..."

BSNC said...

@BBB haha babe i tire oh and she didn't even pay for it. lol i am not mean, that song is encouraging.

@lady X hahah babe i can see you have your own share of their atitude. lol you better be joking oh.

@SHE lol its like this small little office chair, its very comfortable too.

@sirius awww you thought about me, now i am curious. what was it about?

@caramelD haha i still do, but just a little though.
I know, its not fair though. They need to give the organizers a break jor..

@rethots the one who is always in deep thoughts.

histreasure said...

chai, i understand how u must've felt abt the old lady esp at the beginning..conflicting thots..maybe u shd let her have it and then she begins to show u pepper and then decide,mstchewww, i go buy this chair, u'l see...lol

but mehn, u sef!! u take style show d guy small somtin o

Beulah! said...

Hahahaa BSNC, why u fall d maale hand now??...u for leave d chair for her naaa...LOLOL.

Pls try update more often, i lurve reading ur posts!!!

Beulah! said...

Hahahaa BSNC, why u fall d maale hand now??...u for leave d chair for her naaa...LOLOL.

Pls try update more often, i lurve reading ur posts!!!

Unknown said...

Love Love, but tou take style wicked oh, lol..
Mscheeew, that old woman lucky say she old if not... I no blame you if you dash am one slap!
Sha thank God for your sense jare, lol.. (giving you the side glace) you too follow thief, if you no know!

I feel you about the not feeling the love part oh..
How yu dey?
Thanks for stopping at my end oh..
You having fun with the hols?
xx dear

Myne said...

Yay...a proper post, lol.

But you wicked small o, why you can do the old mama bad thing? But the maam sef no respect herself, so na 1 -1.

Let me go look up the lyrics of three little birds...

Bubbles said...

'three little birds'
i died

Apinke said...

biko, werin dey for inside the chair nah? dem put good winch for inside there? lol. abeg leave old woman jo, why she go call pesin B****, how she take sabi d word sef?!

i looooove that song, waiting in vain. aww, feel bad for the poor dude o. but how 3 little birds take reply am nah? no get that part o
nice read as usual girl!

BSNC said...

@histreasure haha you already know, do you read minds or sth..lol.
haha what did i do, that was suppose to be a song of encouragement oh

@beulah lol my sista wanted the chair na and it was the only one left in the store. awwww thanks dear, will try to do so.

@2cute4u lol how biko, abeg tell me how oh. haha i no do anything jor, free me.
ehen thank u jere.I just dey being trying to read. i can't seem to focus. Of course i gats to stop by now : )
er not really oh..lol

@myne whitman hahah you already know. Pls look it up. that a very good song. i tire for this people oh..lol

@bubbles lol babe how have you been?

@omotee lol u r asking me, no be my sista want the chair. i dunno.

the guy said he doesn't want to wait in vain, so i simply told him everything will be alright. Comprehendo...lol
thanks babe.

Anonymous said...

hey! welcome back BSNC...

na wah for that old lady oh...that was mean...and it was really good of you to keep your cool

mizchif said...

See now you just made me burst out in laughter.
Why are you bad dis girl ehn? You go tiff old mama chair wey she hide for corner. lol.
I know if i were in your shoes i'd have taken the chair oh, but i for wait small make she comot.

I miss your grandma's jist jor. I hope she still has her scrubs.

olusimeon said...

wow.. old woman like that.. bur you sef.. you for no say anything.. let her be thinking the chair will be waiting for her in the corner..

Anonymous said...

LMAO! you a very wicked somebody.

Molara Brown said...

That chair must mean a lot to VSNC for you to fight for it oh...lol@the ma for abusing you that much

Unknown said...

sounds like my grandma

difference is my grandma would have coaxed you to buy her the chair
yes already

she is a pretty little thing!

Ms.O said...

LOL aww poor old woman! LOL! i would have so done that too!

I want your grandma stories!!!

Afrobabe said...


Girl, you didnt just fight with a great great gran ma in a shop over a chair did you?????

seye said...

Ahn ahn!!!!

You for leave the woman na! What's even there in chair??? Do the two of you want to eat it???


Good Naija Girl said...

I'm waiting for the picture of this chair o, that you suffered abuse for it :)

That was quite the move you pulled. I wouldn't have had the liver...unless she had actually left the store.

Wouldn't it be funny if you ended up marrying the guy five years from now?

Anonymous said...

Group is out go and campaign. You must win one this time o.

Blessing said...


Miss Natural said...

First time I read this was when you posted it. I was too lazy to comment but I laughed my head off. You know you're also an amazing writer, competition was tough sha.lol you showed that old lady who was the boss!!!! hehe i still dont get, what is three little birds haha

Anonymous said...

Congrats bsnc. i know u were going to get nominated.

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9jaPhoenix said...

LOL. So what are you feeling sorry for now?

The old woman stint was just utterly hilarious. Totally.

SouLBoutiQue said...

Congrats, LOVE!