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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

ELEVENS

The way time flies these days amazes me. In my head it’s still march, but the calendar says May. How have you guyz been. Missed you guyz too much. I know you missed me too cause the missing has to be mutual. It just has to be lol. Hope all is well at your ends? The wonderful Toinlicious tagged me in the “Elevens” . I see this is a new one. I hope you are excited to learn more about me because I am anticipating your excitement which makes me more excited lol. I am not high really. I am just in a happy place right now. Will gist you guyz later.

Anyways here goes the excitement lol.


THE RULES
Post the rules.
You must post 11 things about yourself.
Answer the questions that your tagger posted for you.
Create 11 questions, then choose 11 people and tag them to answer your questions.
Remember to let them know you tagged them. No tag backs.
Let the tagger know when you answered their questions.

11 THINGS ABOUT ME

• My family and God are the most important people in my life. They have truly been there for me through thick and thin. The thick has been a bit annoying, but God saw me through lol



• I love hanging around people with a sense of humor, not a clown though, but people who makes me laugh from the heart



• I love watching scary movie. I know it’s weird, but it doesn’t really scare me



• I have developed a good relationship with God. It was hard at first, but I have learnt to allow him take the wheel.

• I love most genre of music. Music is truly the soundtrack of our lives



• I just realized that I really don’t have a lot of friends. Maturity, experience and the grace of God has taught me a lot



• I can’t stand people who brag a lot. No one knows tomorrow. Humble yourself and people will truly appreciate you

• I tend to be sarcastic these dayz. Blame my family lol



• I love to sing, but I can’t sing to save my life.



• Starting to appreciate the little things in life. When you appreciate the little things, big things come your way. I hope mine is a Mercedes lol ( jokingly serious lol)



• I don’t think I am weird, but people always say I am strangest person they have met in a good way. Beats me too lol. Well I guess it means I stand out lol. Extraordinary is always better than ordinary right?



Questions from Tonilicious:




1. What’s the one question you would ask God if you could? I would ask God why he took away some of my loved ones especially my dad, but I can’t ask him *sigh*



2. What is your most embarrassing moment? I have so many its not even funny. The one that comes to mind was this incident. I must have 13 or 14. I went to chill at my family friend’s house. I was telling her about this boy I had a crush. He just moved in the neighborhood. Then at my 13-14 years old self, the boy was my soul mate lol. To try to cut the long story short. My brother, my friend’s brother, two other guys and the boy I had a crush on was listening to our conversation. They all came outside to where we were. There were all smiling except my brother. To say I was embarrassed is an understatement. I didn’t even wait for anybody to say anything. I just ran and never looked back till I got home. My brother has never talked about it till this day. Thank God lol




3. If you could change one thing in the world right now, what would it be? I would eradicate the existence of boko haram



4. If you could say one thing to the current pope, what would you say? Keep on the good work I guess. I dunno lol



5. What’s the one thing you wish you could "Un-invent" in d world and why? I would change the invention of lace front and Brazilian wigs lol



6. What’s the most terrifying moment of your life? When my dad died, I literally felt my heart breaking.



  7. If you were to be recognised by posterity for one thing, what would you like to be known for? I would like to be recognized for my warm personality and unique sense of humor




8. What colour best describes you? Blue ivy lol ( I kid ). I don’t think one color describes me. I am a complex being.



  9. If you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit? I can’t think of one lol



10. If you had to name one lesson of love that took you the longest you learn, what would it be & why? You can’t get something from nothing. You can’t force someone to love you; it’s like being in a relationship with yourself. If the feeling is not mutual keep on stepping. ( easier said than done lol)



11. If you could be guaranteed one thing besides money, what would you want? I know you said one, but I have three lol. It would be love, happiness and peace of mind.




Toinlicious had some tough questions there. I thought I was writing WAEC there for a minute lol\




My Questions

• What is your greatest life experience?
• What is the fondest and youngest past memory you have of yourself?
• Where do you see yourself in five years time?
• If you were not black what other race would you like to be and why?
• What was the happiest moment of your life yet?
• If you were an animal what would you be and why?
• What do you think is the greatest invention ever made?
• What is your all time favorite show?
• Who inspires you the most in the world?
• What is your most cherished fantasy?
• What would you change about yourself if you can?
• What do you think about me? ( bonus question, it’s not compulsory lol)
 



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Lohi O
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Dayor
Lara
9 ja great
Lara
Myne
Nikkisho
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Okeoghene

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

ALLERFLU

Thank you so much for your love and concern. I feel way better now. I have never had the flu before, so i thought it was just normal cough and catarrh. Boy was i wrong. This month, i realised that there is a difference between the American flu and the Africa flu ( yes flu get levels lol).




I was so out of it. I think i had a combination of the flu and allergy ( the name of the post allerflu lol). Everybody was busy with work and life, so i took care of myself. I was crawling most of the time. At a point i sat down on the stairs and wondered how i was going to make the journey downstairs. it was terrible lol. I think i even overdosed sometimes, i slept for 14 hours straight one of those days ( yes horrible). The most important thing is that i am feeling better. I give God the glory.





The bad news is that i think i gave my brother whatever i had. He has been complaining since yesterday. You would think i gave a plate of allerflu to eat lol. I feel bad though. I got his back!




Hope you guyz are great. Wow March is about to end and i don't think i have accomplished much. oh well that is why we have April my birth month ( well me and VSNC). Take care of yourself, stay healthy and enjoy the sping season.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

I HATE THIS PART

Sore throat, nausea, aches, pain, feverish, chilly, cough, chest congestion, and fatigue.

Robitussin, Nyquil, vicks inhaler, aboniki balm, oscilliococcinum, ibuprofen ,orange juice, vitamin C, box of tissue and two blankets.


Stay healthy and take care :(

I HAD NIGHTMARES

I don’t know if this applies to all twins, but on most occasions, one twin is closer to the mum while the other to the dad. Well most of you know it was my dad for me. My mum told me I was one the most annoying and frustrating babies of all her kids. (Can you imagine the imagination, a mother telling her child that lol). Her annoyance was that I cried too much ( shey babies are suppose to cry, eat, poop and sleep). She said I cried for no damn reason to the extent of waking up my sis who was sleeping peacefully.

I single handedly make her have post partum depression (how is it my fault, I was only a baby. I hope my baby will not be like me sha lol. I will lose it ). She said even my grams’ could not quiet me down. She didn’t say it, but I was basically the evil child. Is okay some babies have been called worse lol. The annoying part was that when she carries me I cried, when she ignores me my cry shifts gear from 1 to 4.

This particular day, she has had enough of me. She fed and changed me, but I was still on my crying spree. She ignored me for 2 hours and I cried continuously, I stopped a little to catch my breath then I carried on to my NGO duties lol. She just sat there staring at me (I can imagine her saying why me? Lol). My dad woke up took one look at my mum. Without asking questions he carried me. My mum said as soon as my dad touched me I stopped crying. In less than 5min I slept for 4 hours straight. From that day onward, as soon as I start my crying spree, my mum took me to my dad and I stopped crying (it was like magic). She was happy with life again lol. The solution has been there all along. That was the commencement of the bond between me and dad. I became a somewhat normal child.

When we grew older, my sister mostly goes to my mum for stuff and I my dad. Everyone knew their place. We used to say go meet your own mummy and I will go meet my own daddy lol ( kids, you would think we had different parents).

I can’t remember what I did, but I must have annoyed my mum that day. My dad was out of town, so I couldn’t report my mum to him lol. My mum was sending on endless errands, telling to do chores that me and my sister normally do together. We had helps in the house, but my mum chose to ignore them as well. In my head, I was like shuoo which kind harassment be this, so because my daddy is out of town I am now the Cinderella abi.

It got to a point I was like I am not doing anything again. What is it sef. ( I crossed my arm and grumbled until my breath).
Mum: what did you say?
Bsnc: I said I am tired na ahn ahn. Do you want me to faint here? I am too young to be going through all this manual labor ( I was 8 yrs or so lol)
Mum: You will do what I tell you to do. Look at this small child oh. Oya go and continue what you are doing before you make me angry.
Bsnc: I am tired oh..eh.., my hand is paining me, I can’t see clearly. If daddy sees me like this eh, you will see oh.
Mum: Well your daddy is not here. So go on.
I stood on the same spot for like 5 mins and said one of the meanest things I have ever said to anyone.
Bsnc: Mummy I know you have always hated me, I don’t like very much too. I don’t think you were the one that gave birth to me. After all why VSNC (my twin) light is skinned and I am dark skinned. I don’t even look like you. Where is mummy?
Before this incidence, I just saw a movie two days ago about how a girl was stolen in this hospital and she returned to her biological mother years later. Sometimes movies can give you the wrong idea, I tell you.
Bsnc: I will tell my da……
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
Everywhere was dark for a moment. The next time I opened my eyes I was on the floor. I saw my mum looking down at me with an angry, but concerned look (imagine if I went into a coma, that slap was deafening lol). When she saw I was okay, she started raining insults on me.

My parents have never laid a finger on me. It’s either they punish and take things away from me or they insult the living daylight out of me. To say that slap was a shock is an understatement. My mum’s hand print was like a tattoo on my face for days. I apologized to my mum, we both cried for a moment. I felt bad for being so rude, but that slap hunted me for weeks to come. I had nightmares of random people slapping me. She has always been too tough on me, but I get it know. My dad spoilt me too much ( I didn’t complain though lol). Someone has to be the disciplinarian. From that day on I thought she hated me, but the older I got, I realized that it has always been in my head. We have our moments every now and then, but I love my mum sha. She is one of the strongest, bravest, funniest, no-nonsense, no sugar coating, sincere woman I know.

I think I am coming down with something. With the weather skipping a season and all (it just went from winter to summer). Been sneezing, feeling feverish and really tired. I told one of my friends (soon to be ex-friend lol) that I was feeling sick. She goes you are a nurse, treat yourself nau. People can be harsh sha. Take care of yourself people and stay healthy.

Monday, March 12, 2012

ALL OVER THE PLACE

Tonilicious, priscy and Lohi o i am counting on you guyz to find him, no joke lol. This week has been a bit refreshing. Hope it lasts :)



life has been kicking me on the butt recently, but it seems i have found my own sledge hammer lol. Don't mess with a woman with determination and the favor of the lord.



I love how i have gotten close to my mum over the years. It has been a long journey,( i can be stubborn )plus from my previous posts most of you can tell that i am a huge daddy's girl, but we made it. I am so proud of myself, yay! lol. Miss my pops though. Everything really does happen for a reason. Maturity and experience really teaches you a lot.




I miss my family back home. Wish i could bring most of them here (not all), but i will be broke in less than a week.



I wish my granms will stop calling me everyday. I love her and all, but she has over 30 other grand kids. I am not at that abeg lol. I don't want her to become a debbie downer..



This post is just all over the place sha. My idea of a random post lol. Have you noticed i have been blogging everyday since i came back. That is so weird. I need to chill a little right. ( too much of everything is not good lol).

Happpy hump day!




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Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas and party with some friends up there. They had a great time. However, after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Austin until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it.

They explained that they had gone to Dallas for the weekend with the plan to come back and study but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final.

The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved.

They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.

They looked at the first problem, worth 5 points. It was something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room. "This is going to be easy."

Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On the second page was written:

(For 95 points): Which tire?

Sunday, March 11, 2012

THIS TWIN THING

Now that my sister is engaged everybody is looking at me like its your turn next. Both my granm's have been making side remarks. My paternal granm's that i thought was on my side told me she had her 4th baby when she was my age. ( Am i supposed to give her a trophy)



Three of my aunties and still counting.. are lining up the "so-called eligible bachelors" they can find. Why don't they just do a, "BSNC bachlorette show" mcheew. ( i know they mean well though)



The other day i heard my mum and her mum( my maternal granm's) on the phone talking about me. They were going back and forth, i even thought my mum was supporting me until i heard her say, "she is not even 25 yet". Wait so if i am not engaged/married when i turn 25 i should go jump inside the ocean abi.




God give me the strength to not go cucu on somebody one day lol. It will not be funny then. On the real though, i get that we are twins and we are expected to do almost everything together. However when it is all said and done, everybody has their own life to live. Pray for me oh lol.




By the way if you see my husband, tell him he needs to hurry up. We are all eager to meet him.







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a man left work one friday afternoon. but, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week's wages.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, "

That would be fine with me!"

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

LADIES WHY SO MEAN

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"


Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?"

Friday, March 9, 2012

THAT MOMENT

That terrifying journey (in a full house with no towels) from the bathroom to your room lol.

Have a nice weekend ;)

Thursday, March 8, 2012

3 YEARS (BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY)

I was going over some of my older post today. I couldn't help but notice that it has been exactly three years i have been blogging. Even though i didn't blog for half of most years lol. Its amazing how time flies. I have enjoyed ever moment of blogging, met a lot of wonderful and talented writers. I also got a peep of people's life and innermost thoughts. Its an amazing avenue i tell you.



I opened this blog three years ago and three days later that same year, i found out my dearest cousin passed away. I am so happy about my blog anniversary, but at the same time i miss my cousin dearly. Its a bittersweet moment i guess. It's all good though :)

Cheers loves. Thanks for everything :)




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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.

He looks at her and says angrily; fix the light, now? Does it look like i have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? i don't think so!

The wife asks, well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right.

To which he replied, fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so.

Fine, she says then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They’re about to break.

I’m not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix steps, he says. Does it look like I have ace hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the bar!!! So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working.. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. ‘Honey, he asks, how'd all this get fixed?

She said, well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and i told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all i had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.

He said, so what kind of cake did you bake him?

She replied, hellooooo.......do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so! =====

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

IF IT AIN'T BROKE..

I think i forgot to tell you guyz that my twin graduated this year plus she got engaged!( no wedding dates yet, but still). I am so happy for her. I think God knew that if i came here alone, i would not have made it this far. She and my fam has been one of the rocks in my life. I will literally take multiple bullets for her ( or wear a bullet proof). I am so proud of her. My brother got promoted, the other one got a better job, the rest are doing well... and me well i am alive! yay! lol




I have never been crazy about losing weight or carrying out crazy diet until recently. I have never been skinny or fat. As i grew older i have added a little something in my lady lumps and lovely trunks lol as expected of a young female, but as long as my belly stays the same i am good to go. I am not vain, but i thank God for it everyday lol.



I went for my twin's graduation out of state at the beginning of this year. I noticed she dropped 2 dress sizes and boy she looked good( she was sexy and she knew it lol). It wasn't a problem until a few people thought i was her elder sister. say what now? her elder sister ke, this babe is a couple of minutes older than me( even if its 2 seconds she is still older than me). I ignored them at first. Then one of my brother's friend was like eh... uh.. did you add weight? He is lucky i respect my elders and i have a good heart. God knows what i would have said or done. I don't let people get to me, but the guy was.... well to say the least i was not happy.



When i got back from the trip, i googled alot about weight loss, diets and exercising. I even checked my weight, it was still the same as last year. My belly was intact, i did my little dance ( i am not vain really lol). I was okay, but i was still determined to drop a dress size. I embarked on the strangest journey to drop a dress size. I ate like a bird, switched my exercise routine and drank lots of water.


Five weeks later, i actually dropped two dress sizes instead of one. I was so proud of myself. I found every excuse to go out that week. I felt like Jennifer Hudson lol(it wasn't that much sha ). I got so carried away, i stopped dieting and exercising. Two weeks later, I was coming back from a friend's birthday dinner and i felt my belly jingle. I was like what was that? ( Jamb question). I did not just add everything back, but i added more than my original weight. I think i cried or did i wail.


Its been three weeks now and i am almost back to my original weight, not quite though. Basically if it aint broke, don't fix it. Now i am trying to fix what was never broken in the first place mchewww.


Hope you all Spring and March forward this month.





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A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest.

She lies down on the bed... just then, and elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed.

Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.

Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager. The manager says he'll be right up.

The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story is true. "Look... lie here on the bed -- you'll be thrown right to the floor!" So he lies down next to the wife.

Just then the husband walks in. "What," he says, "are you doing here!?!"

The manager calmly replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"

SMILE

Whoa I havent blogged since November. I could have sworn I have blogged like three times this year, well in my head that is. Wow it's been a while. Hope its not too late to say Happy New year hehe.



How have you guyz been? Hope 2012 has been special for you. I hear alot of wedding bells, engagement, bundle of joys, promotions, graduations....



This year has been wierd for me. It has not be good and it has not be bad either. Its just there. You know how you get so frustrated then you find your frustration amusing. I am not crazy though lol . That is where i am right now. I am thankful though. I have great family and friends who has always been there for me. I am blessed and thankful.




Everyone passes through one phase or the other in life. Things will turn out fine. I just know it. Currrently listening to "Krik Frankin - Smile" on replay. That song lifts me up. No matter what i will continue to "SMILE"




Enough of my boring life lol. Just wanted to reach out and blog for real not in my head lol. Hope you guyz are okay though. if not Just smile, God is preparing something special. When you are down to nothing, God is up to something. Take care loves. I will try not to blog in my head lol.