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Monday, September 7, 2009

I DID WHAT

a whole full week, I didn't blog.. kai the devil is liar ooo. Its not my fault, i have been pretty busy and i have 83 blogs to meet up with. Yes 83 . ( wetin.. are you guyz on blogging steroids). How have you guyz been. My sugar bananas, my sweet potatoes, my boo boo hoo hoo. I just tire jor, work has been krazy, HGF is misbehaving again o, reggie is okay, we are talking again. He told me he is having problem with his babe. ( sooo i should be jumping abi.. hissss). I will gist you guyz later jare..



Strange things has been happening in my crib. Everybody seems to be on a diet, i really don't understand because nobody is overweight. Vsnc lepa finish, my brother has be hitting the gym like its about to go out of style ( wetin 6 packs never do), okay my mum is kind of big, but she is tall now. she is about 6"1..... okay why am i telling you guyz all this (wait now make i land).



I work weekends, so vsnc cooks during the weekend. I got back from work on saturday( 12 hrs o.. that is 1, 2,3.... yes 12, ok ). I was tired, so so hungry, and i think nightrider( my car) was misbehaving too. Nightrider is trying me sha.. anyways i opened the refrigerator, diet coke, diet pepsi, diet sprite... I was like okay let me find something to eat and what did vsnc cook( will i consider that coooking sef). What did she cook abi make... Salad, not just any salad o. The one with what do they even call the leave sef... er er... lettuce. yes lettuce, that thing was covered with lettuce o. no tomatoes, egg, cucumber.... Do i look like a GOAT (wetin bring grass food na). I was angry o, i don't joke with my food jor. ( abi you never hear, a hungry man is an angry man) I slept like that. Went to work the next day still tired, HGF was misyarning about...... i don't know even know what the hyena was talking about sef ( someone should warn her oo). Got back home, the same salad. I took my keys and jejejely drove down to one panda express (chinese)close by. Their plan to turn me into goat would not work ( lia lia). I think i lost 10 pounds this weekend.



I have one of the worst teachers this semester. I could swear this guy is speaking french in class, and this course is not easy o. Imagine me not understanding the guy's accents( he is african too), Oyinbos for my class confuse. I pity for them sha.. See i said this post will not be long o. Don't mind me. I guess i can say i have the worst week ever. Hope yours was better. I know its kind of late,but Happy new month people.



83 blogs kai. Lord you are my strength.. Our father who art in heaven, hallow be thy name.......




Enjoy!!!

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe with a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, I'm yours.' Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing a skimpy running outfit, running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, I'm yours.' Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.' 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.' The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.' He lost 63 pounds that week.







PS It will not be easy, but i will try and stop by.



PSS: Anonymous i see you o. Abeg let me be biko, i no get your time at all..

58 comments:

UnderCover07 said...

1st!!!!

UnderCover07 said...

Woohoo!!! Blogsville residents where una dey o...lol.

Its so hard doing blog rounds o,when I go on sum1's blog I get distracted by another blog on their blogroll and from there na so so waka waka around blogsville and then I end up forgetting which blog I've visited and the links...lol

And yeah I dnt do salad either...I jst cnt seem to chew, it looks like leaves to me. No offense to my dear salad lovers.

Enjoy ur week too!

leggy said...

lol...ive been wondering where you went to..lol.
and the joke..lmao

Anonymous said...

gal i loveeee ur jokes...pls keep em coming...also love ur blog...come here everyday;)

yankeenaijababe said...

I feel you on your 83 blog rounds, not easy at all and imao at your professor, hopefully the guy doen't make anyone fail the course.

The whole diet syndrome is everywhere, a bunch of my friends all talk about diet ...just eat healthy and do your thing.

Happy Labor day to you..miss ya. Muah!!!

Nice Anon said...

Your mother is 6'1? Jeez! How tall are you?

Ebony~!* said...

i loveeeeeeeeeeeeee your stories! hehe

Bubbles said...

LMAOOOOOOOO
AT THE JOKE
LOL
HAHAHA

omg 83 BLOGS
OH LORD
good luck hun

Tay-mee said...

Lmao at do I look like a goat. BSNC go on a diet with ur family jo. Lettuce is very good for you haha.

Repressed One said...

83 blogs kwa?? I'm tired for you already.

lol@ them turning you to a goat. Pele about your long/tiring week. Hope this one is better.

BSNC said...

@undercover lol na wa you dey waka oo..

i know what you mean. i eat salad, but i needed a real meal that day. thanks babe you too



@leggy don't mind me o. i have too much wahalas recently. lol glad you liked it. i see you are not private again





@anonymous awww thanks, glad you like it :)




@YNB i know, i have been trying to read on my own. not easy at all..

lol i hear you. happy labour day to you too :)





@nice anon lol i am just 5'9, unfortunately the shortest in the house..





@ebony lol thanks babe :)





@bubbles lol i know the guy is going to run for his life...lol
thanks i am down to 2 blogs.. phew



@tay mee hahah i can't believe you are saying this. you want me to disappear..



thanks people

BSNC said...

@repressed one lol i am down to 2 blogs now, i think.


yes it was dear, i hope so too. thanks.

chayoma said...

83 cha?
That one pass even me self
Nawaa Jeje abeg and this one ur family dey diet....lol
Pelee :)

Original Mgbeke said...

LMAOOO @ goat. That is Heelar! I feel you o jare, Salad ke? Hahahahaha
The joke is funny.
My sister, 83 blogs...you try o!

Gee said...

ahhh me i am on a diet too ooo!
and mehnnnnn ur mum is tall!!!!!
ph baby how naw??

cutee said...

Lmao @ ur joke....we missed u oo plz try nd blog regularly...srry on ur tirin job o.

Mz. Eniola said...

hahahahahaha!!!lool! that lettuce night mehN! wen i was eating jollof rice! hee hee! i feel u doe! on a hungry night lettuce wud vex me lol!wen i get my car i'd name him! ( yes hed be a hot guy **wink**) i hate wen i have proffesors that cant speak proper english as in! it dsnt even make sense! hee hee love d joke!x

TRYBES said...

LOL @ your family...they really want to turn you into a grasscutter..but why you sef dey run now?

wow..very funny joke..God help you with your prof...LOL

jhazmyn said...

LOL, at least there was no heavily built woman at ur door wearing nothing but brown running shoes telling you "if i catch u, ur mine"

downtheaisle said...

Lol, so you are joining in the weight loss diet too be dat o! afterall u lost 10pounds dis weekend.

ttlolla said...

I thought it was only oyinbo that eat leaf as breakfast, take heart there's always mcdonalds

Quaggar said...

lmao! your jokes are just off da hook.

Been tryin to lose some pounds meself...how do y'all do it?

Dante said...

I don't know what you look like..so I don't know if you need to be on a diet or not..
LWKMD ...your jokes are crazy!

NaijaBabe said...

Everyone is on this diet tip...ahn ahn...I fear o

Lady X said...

Salad!! Eyya! Pele ehn! Funnily enough I think their workout program would work nicely for me lol!

Lady X said...

And I saw that anonymous persons last comment. I found it VERY funny the way everyone just ignored the person LOL

The Girl with the Red Hair said...

lol @ Their plan to turn me into goat would not work ( lia lia).

If your mum is 6`1, abeg how tall are you!!!

The joke is so funny!!!

Sassy Trends said...

hahahahaha... no worry dem no go turn you into goat at all...hahahahahah

Ms.O said...

LOOOOL!!1 THAT JOKE HAD ME DYING!!!
83 blogs..wow!!! sorry!
Lettuce is good! I love salad!

~Sirius~ said...

lol, Silly Joke.

Sad but true< I need to be in your house just for your sisters food!........lol Or supposed food.

LG said...

lolll@83 blogs, kai no be small sumn'
btw: babes e be like say u go dey upload dos food o:-)

Anonymous said...

bsnc i did not say i was beefing you. I am wondering what is all the fuss about bsnc. I mean you are okay, but i do not see the big deal.

i must admit that joke was funny though.

SEPTEMBER said...

Girl, I miss your post.How are you doing, hope school is going well.

BSNC said...

@chayoma lol my sista its not an easy something o. thanks babe :)



@original mgbeke lol but am i lying, of all the things i should eat, salad nooo. thanks dear, its not easy..



@gee lol good luck with the diet, i not on any diet. lol tell me about it..




@cutee awww thanks babe, i will try my best :)




@eniola lol yea i was even chating with you that day sef.. i thought you said you were eating eba that day...lol. thanks dear.




@trybes lol why would i not run, na you dey talk this one trybes.

Amen oo. thanks





@jhazmyn hahaha that was funny. i know abi, you are right jor.




thanks people :)

BSNC said...

@downtheasile noooo i didn't join o, they want me to, but i am not interested jare.




@ttlola lol i thought so too, i think i prefer burger king :)





@quagger its really not that hard. find a naked guy wearing nothing but pink shoe and let him chase you till either of you get tired..lol




@dante dante dante how many times i call you. okay o... glad you liked the jokes and thanks for stopping by.




@naijababe lol i am not on a diet o..




@lady x lol it sure will. I know, hope he/she leave me alone..




@the girl with the red hair lol yes they wouldn't..

i am just 5'9. glad you liked it :)


thanks people :)

bob-ij said...

loooool... this diet thing is killing me.. Now my actually eating jollof rice with spinach..me?? I hate all things healthy but my concave stomach is getting a pouch... no way jose!...lol I'm fighting with it!
lol

BSNC said...

@sassy lol abeg tell them o, i don't like it at all..



@Ms.O lol abeg no die, we don't want that. thanks i am done now, yea salad is good when i am not that hungry.



@sirius lol are you for real, so you like salad too. You are welcome to stop by.



@LG lol i tell you, but i am done now. lol maybe i will..



@anonymous wetin now ehn. what is it. Did you see me in your dreams..




@september aww thanks babe. school is stressssssful. i guess i will be okay. how are you doing...



thanks people :)

BSNC said...

bob ij lol i am not dieting jor. i eat what i like, but in the right proporting. How are you...

iphyigbogurl said...

lol@GRASS food..mehn ...seems evryone is dieting these days oh...we berra get with the program...lol

RocNaija said...

Just 83? I'm too shy to tell you the number in my reader.. :(

Tigeress said...

OMD LWKMD o!!!!

naijagirl said...

hahaha ah BSNC, you no kill persin for here. how you dey my dear? abeg, eat real food ooo, I no want make wind carry you.
as for the african teacher.....if you as an african no fit understand am, I wonder wetin the onyibos go do

miss.fab said...

Whattt you're the shortest at 5'9"??? Lol... So how tall is VSNC then? And is she a model, this one that she's a lepa???

Lmao at that joke... omg. Just mean.

Buttercup said...

Na wa o, wetin dey do HGF? I knew Reggie would come round eventually. Lol @ your fam..hehehe. The joke was somn else!

Sweetnothin' said...

LMAO...
I have one of those "french speaking english professor..mschewwwww

simeone said...

ah bsnc...so they made you lose 10 pounds..well..sld i be hapi or sad..? i will need to know what u had b4 u lost the 10 :).
...i'm sure that guy will neva call that company again..lol

drjax.com said...

LOL @ turning you into a goat.. my sentiments exactly!
DB

Myne Whitman said...

Abeg chop better food jare. I went to Chi-town over labour day wknd and my hosts wan do me same thing. LOL.

BSNC said...

@iphyigbo girl lol noo thanks, but no thanks...



@roc lol please tell me, i am curious.



@tigeress lol happy anniversary again.




@naijagirl book wan kill me oo. lol i will :)
my sista lol you should see thier faces, i pity them..



thanks people :)

BSNC said...

@miss fab lol yes i am. yea i told her to model, she is not interested. she is 5"10..

lol yes but it worked...



@buttercup i don't understand her B.lol abeg leave reggie matter jor. yea my fam needs to behave too..




@sweetnothin lol so you know exactly how i feel..



@simeone lol i don't mind losing the weight sha, but i need real food. yea i know..lol



@DB lol i know..



@myne whitman thanks you jor. i can imagine...lol. this ppl sef..


thanks people :)

Sugarking said...

You really need to tell me where u get these stories from. Seriously

CaramelD said...

Ha!! BSNC my Mum is beefing me because I made a salad with only different types of lettuce and cumcumber! Just like you she asked "Where is the carrots, tomatoes, butter beans etc" LMAO!!!! But unlike your dearest sister I cooked other things before I get turfed out of my house in protest :)

Fashinga said...

*Guess who's back...Back again...Fashinga's back...Tell a friend...* lol!!!

Babes...I missed reading your blog....LMAO at the diet craze in your family....Its not a bad thing though...

Meanwhile, you haven't told us the real koko about this reggie dude... Are you liking him or what???? Answer oh!! or i will keep bugging you...lol!!

Hope you have a great week..

Later Luv!!
F.

blogoratti said...

Ha..feel you on that salad levelz.
Not to worry their plan against you won't work-say amen!
Hilarious joke mehn :)

*Abeni* said...

BSNC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how now?? hope you good..pls no diet,I know I know I disappeared for a long ass time..but i think i maybe back on monday, once this wknd is up we'll see. stay blessed xoxo

BSNC said...

@sugar king lol sorry its my little secret


@caramelD lol no way, you didn't... that is soo unfair caramelD..lol



@fashinga welcome back dear. Abeg leave reggie matter..lol. thanks i wish you the same.



@blogoratti lol i hope so, they better not try me.



@abeni where have you been babe!!!!

i missed you o. you better be back or i wll come and find you..lol


thanks people

Tisha said...

lol
he had better run.

Good Naija Girl said...

You and Reggie ;)

lol at you being "only" 5'9! I didn't imagine you as a tall chick :)