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Wednesday, May 27, 2009


Hello wonderful people of blogsville. Thanks a lot for the lovely messages from blogsville, to yahoo and face book. You guyz are INCREDIBLE, I missed you guyz a lot. I can’t believe I haven’t blogged for two whole weeks. I am still trying to catch up( I know I have missed a lot), although those witch people at my job have put me on a 5 days schedule. I just came back yesterday o, there refuse to allow me rest for just one day sef. I have to work 5 dayz straight, if anything happens to me it’s their fault o. How have you guyz been. I hope everybody is okay. If not, don’t worry yourself too much everything will be alright. My exams went well and the road trip was wonderful and exhausting at the same time.

We were supposed to drive down to Atlanta, a 14 hours trip. My brother couldn’t make it; he had some stuff to sought out. My other brother said he was going to help us with the driving, but he will meet us in Atlanta since he stays in Texas. After much deliberation, we finally agreed to fly down to Atlanta (2 hours trip as opposed to the 14 hours road trip). I was not happy with the new development because it is called a road trip not fly-road trip, but nobody was willing to drive. I can’t drive alone for 14 hours now ( wetin na me first go road trip).

We boarded the plane to Atlanta and who do I have to sit next to; none other than the one and only world greatest sneezer. I saw her coming sneezing all over the place like there was no tomorrow. I quickly whispered a silent prayer, she walked passed me, phew that was a close one. Only for her to come back; excuse me I think I am by the window. I turned back and cast a quick glance at VSNC(my twin), babe was laughing like a hyena( yeye girl hissss). I asked the air hostess if there was any available seat, at that point I didn’t even mind sitting next to the toilet. I just need to get away from Miss Sneezer. She came back 5 minutes later; I am sorry you have to manage. Are this people seriously telling me I have to sit next to sneezing lady for the next 2 hours… I don’t have a problem with people who sneezes( anybody can catch the flu), but the lady refuses to use a tissue or better still cover her mouth and nose.

Asheeoow asheeoow asheeeow, the lady was on a sneezing spree o( wetin noaw na competition). Asheeow on my clothes, body and food too. I gave her a tissue, the air hostess gave a napkin. She looked at both of us and continued her business.I tried holding my breath, but i couldn't hold it for too long(make i no go die). She didn’t even have the decency to close her mouth. You could visibly see the millions of bacteria in the air. I didn’t have to turn around, I could hear VSNC laughing. If I had a bucket, I would have placed it on top the Miss Sneezers head. This lady was just being unfair. That was how it all started……….

Monday, May 11, 2009


Hello wonderful people of blogsville. How has your month been going... Well mine has been hectic o. I know i have not be stalking your blogs like i use to, but i have been so busy. I got back from work on friday, hoping to comment on some blogs before i sleep. I opened my blog only to find out that 14 people updated(kai i just weak). I quietly logged out, took two tablets of Tylenol and went straight to bed.

All those people who checked out our new blog. thanks alot for the support, you guyz are just too much. As for the anonymous who ever you are, i no get power o. i have too much on my mind right now. As you can see my name is BrownskiNAIJAchic, not brownskin chinese or australian chic, so i sound nigerian because i am a NIGERIAN. Abeg free me, if dem send you come tell them you did't see me. Its all good

I will be gone for a while, so i would not be able to update and comment. Immediately after my exams, i will be going for a road trip with my familia. It will take us close to two week because we are going for two weddings, a graduation party and an anniversary, so we will make several stops on our way. I will try and stalk peeps blog when and if i see a system.

I'm going to MISS you guyz so much. You guyz are too good to me :)

I will be back! (arnold schwarzenegger style)

You know i have to leave you guyz with something :)


A Japanese doctor said," Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks".

A German doctor said, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks".

A British doctor said, " In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks".

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work".

Thursday, May 7, 2009

WE DID IT (finally)

Hello wonderful people of blogsville. Hope you guyz are okay and your week has been going as planned.

Well we(myself, bibi and Miss FlyHigh) just opened a new blog called touring our minds. Click here to find out more :)

Are you still here.. GO go go...lol

Have a lovely week people

Wednesday, May 6, 2009


How are you guyz doing. Thanks for the comment from the last post, i am glad you guyz liked the joke. I have been kind of busy, exams and project.. still blogville no let me see road. Sorry if i didn't comment in your blog, i will try to do so. I will try to do a proper post when i am less busy. Enjoy the clip and the joke. Have a nice day or night :)

I know the clip is long, but its funny

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they've got Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup all over their robes; hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold. Some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are soda bottles all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles." The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil." The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the.! ...!, hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee.....hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!"

Tuesday, May 5, 2009


This clip is funny

Michael Jackson and Bobby Brown were arguing about who the best dancer was;
they said when they go to heaven they would decide.
Mariah Carey and Madonna were arguing about who the greatest prostitute was; they said when they get to heaven they would decide.
Wesley Snipes said he was the ugliest man in the world
and nobody argued with him.

In heaven, Michael Jackson came out of the door and told Bobby Brown:
"You see i told you i was the greatest dancer"
Madonna came out of the door and said,
"You see, i told you i was the greatest prostitute"
Wesley Snipes came out of the door and was angry.......
They asked him what the matter was, he said


Monday, May 4, 2009


Hey beautiful people of Blogs Villa. Hope everybody is good and your week has been going as planned. Thanks for the comments from my last post, you guyz are incredible .

I have been kind of busy; school, project, work… well work was okay this week, so on Saturday morning after doing my morning routine( feeding and cleaning Mr. Sean). We were or I was playing this new game he brought ( WANTED, I guess some of you have seen the movie). It was about 10am, and we hear this bumping sound upstairs right above his room,(he stays in an apartment). It was slow at first, then it increased gradually, bang bang bangbangbang… it went on for about 3 to 4 minutes. Mr Sean was like BSNC did you hear that. Me, hear what... I acted like I was so engrossed in the game. I didn’t even look at him. He was like never mind, I thought I heard something. That bumping sound was really audible; I was waiting for the ceiling to open sef.

Three hours later bangbangbangbang bang baaang…. Mr. Sean looked at me, you still can’t hear that. Me, ohh that sound, you know its raining outside, I guess its getting heavier by the minutes (see this man o, na my mouth you wan hear say cray fish bend).

Two hours later, it has stopped raining and I wasn’t playing the game. We hear the sound again, bang, boom, bang boomboom bang… This time I couldn’t help myself, i just bust out laughing. Mr. Sean was like so you can hear the sound now, of course I can hear the sound .. I am not deaf now, its like there were on a banging marathon( I didn’t say that to him sha). He said he thought he was going crazy, he was hearing that sound through out the night. I suggested if I should tell them to keep it down. He looked at me like I was crazy. Well I tried, what was I suppose to say…

Later that day his cousin and HGF(his babe) came over to see him, the same cousin from my other post. HGF wanted to wash his hair alone,(less work for me abi) she told me to bring his shampoo and conditioner. While she was washing the hair Mr. Sean told her, he doesn’t like the way she is doing it, he says he wants me to do it instead. She was soo pissed, she was close to crying. I felt so bad, I told Mr. Sean that I had an injury on my finger, so I can’t really do anything. I excused myself self and went to the other room. Shey you see this yeye man, now that I am getting along with HGF, the guy wants to put sand in my garri. ( I no like wahala o, at all)

The cousin was at the other room( I was like ooo which kind thing be this now). I walked past him and sat down at the other corner of the room, minding my own bizness. The cousin being the busy body that he is, came over to my side and sat beside me( the guy fine shaaa I no go lie, but I no send jo). The guy started his sermon again oo. He was like why am I forming hard to get, girl are always all over him,....…. (story story, once upon a time… na today mcheew). He was still giving his speech when HGF told me I was free to go, 1 hour before the end of my shift. I quickly gathered my stuff and walked away. The cousin was like you know this is not the end of our conversation( na im sabi, OYO for him o. no time)..

Here is my little lol gift.. Enjoy( i know its kind of old)

There was a plane going overseas. The pilot realized after they had taken off that the plane was carrying too much weight. If they didn't lighten the load they were going to crash.

So they dumped the freight.

The plane was still too heavy. Then they dumped the luggage. Still too heavy! So the pilot announced to the passengers what was going on, and asked for about 15 volunteers to jump off the plane with a parachute. The navy had been alerted, so they would have ships waiting for them below. And they would get a pass to fly free on this airline for the rest of their lives.

No one budged.

The pilot asked again, still no one moved.

So the pilot says: "OK, we're going to do pick people to jump, but fairly.

We'll go by alphabet, race by race: Please All African Americans step to the front of the plane now!"

No one moved.

He then says: "All Blacks, step to the front, please."

No one still moved.

"All Coloreds step to the front, please."

Still no one moved.

At this point a little boy asked his father: "Dad, aren't we African American or Black or Colored?"

The father says: "No, son, today we're Negroes. And if someone doesn't hurry up and step up to the front, we're going to be Zulu!"

Hope you guyz have a Wonderful month :)