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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

ROAD TRIP

Hello wonderful people of blogsville. Thanks a lot for the lovely messages from blogsville, to yahoo and face book. You guyz are INCREDIBLE, I missed you guyz a lot. I can’t believe I haven’t blogged for two whole weeks. I am still trying to catch up( I know I have missed a lot), although those witch people at my job have put me on a 5 days schedule. I just came back yesterday o, there refuse to allow me rest for just one day sef. I have to work 5 dayz straight, if anything happens to me it’s their fault o. How have you guyz been. I hope everybody is okay. If not, don’t worry yourself too much everything will be alright. My exams went well and the road trip was wonderful and exhausting at the same time.

We were supposed to drive down to Atlanta, a 14 hours trip. My brother couldn’t make it; he had some stuff to sought out. My other brother said he was going to help us with the driving, but he will meet us in Atlanta since he stays in Texas. After much deliberation, we finally agreed to fly down to Atlanta (2 hours trip as opposed to the 14 hours road trip). I was not happy with the new development because it is called a road trip not fly-road trip, but nobody was willing to drive. I can’t drive alone for 14 hours now ( wetin na me first go road trip).

We boarded the plane to Atlanta and who do I have to sit next to; none other than the one and only world greatest sneezer. I saw her coming sneezing all over the place like there was no tomorrow. I quickly whispered a silent prayer, she walked passed me, phew that was a close one. Only for her to come back; excuse me I think I am by the window. I turned back and cast a quick glance at VSNC(my twin), babe was laughing like a hyena( yeye girl hissss). I asked the air hostess if there was any available seat, at that point I didn’t even mind sitting next to the toilet. I just need to get away from Miss Sneezer. She came back 5 minutes later; I am sorry you have to manage. Are this people seriously telling me I have to sit next to sneezing lady for the next 2 hours… I don’t have a problem with people who sneezes( anybody can catch the flu), but the lady refuses to use a tissue or better still cover her mouth and nose.

Asheeoow asheeoow asheeeow, the lady was on a sneezing spree o( wetin noaw na competition). Asheeow on my clothes, body and food too. I gave her a tissue, the air hostess gave a napkin. She looked at both of us and continued her business.I tried holding my breath, but i couldn't hold it for too long(make i no go die). She didn’t even have the decency to close her mouth. You could visibly see the millions of bacteria in the air. I didn’t have to turn around, I could hear VSNC laughing. If I had a bucket, I would have placed it on top the Miss Sneezers head. This lady was just being unfair. That was how it all started……….

58 comments:

chayoma said...

Gurl, you have been MIA for too long oh! we missed ya...
Ndo (sorry)! VSNC wani that was laffing like hyena....but seriously
ROFLMAO.
i cldnt keep it in any longer. if i was in ya shoes,abi na seat, i for insist she cover her mouth... she never hear of H1N1. infact, that air hostess go give me mask make i wear! you even fit eat? chai!
atleast ti was only for two hours....

Miss Natural said...

aww I'm glad you had a great time! pele about work, lol...they won't kill you oh lol. Eww about that sneezing lady, like I'm just imagining the million bacteria and all the catarrh she must have dispensed around pele. hope u didn't get a cold ohhh..

Adaeze said...

she laughed like a hyena huh?
Lol
I look forward to hearing more stories from the "ROAD" trip.

L-VII said...

Hey, welcome back! I missed you. I hope all is well.

Eh ya, in this climate of swine flu, make you no let pessin infect you o.

I am rather happy you're back.

L.

Tigeress said...

lol! Welcome back. Hope u had fun in ATL.

Tay-mee said...

LMAO..God forbid bad rubbish..ahan..
pele. I hope the actual reason for ur trip was good though!

1 + The One said...

LOL.... Sneezing machine.. maybe she was on a special mission sent just for you, or what else could it be... how rude! lol at the fact that you even offered her tissue and she refused....

downtheaisle said...

nice to have u back, howdy? now,I'm going back to read d post

juiceegal said...

Guess who's back...i see ur back
Eyah poor u.....so u had 2 put up with sneezin woman..what a way 2 start ur trip...lol.But cldnt she be at least sensible enough to use tissue and cover her mouth,not in this era of swine flu sef....hiss

My World said...

Babe,you too much ooooooooo.
Pele about you ardeal with Ms Sneezer....
Just got to join Facebook........wud love to chat with you....check out Farida Habu anytym you wanna........
xxx!

miss.fab said...

HA!!!! Swine flu is real and deadly oh! Don't play games like that men. Me I for vex cause them to stop the plane in midair oh.. Unless they upgrade me to like business class or something lol I so would not mind that!

And yay! You're back! We missed you! :)

SouLBoutiQue said...

WTF!!! Doesn't she know the SWINE FLU is out and about?!? Was she oyinbo? If so I would have played my typical prank...gone and acted straight ghett-o on her...like "Um excuse me?!?! DAMN you can't cover your motherf-in mouth! WTF! You think i wanna be on this plane flight with you sneezing all over me!!!" snapping fingers, twisting neck and looking dead in her eyes, lmao!!!

ps. don't do a road trip to ATL, i did it once and didn't even drive I almost died!!!
Ag

blogoratti said...

Mehn that was scary, sneezing all over the place -not cool anymore..SMH
Welcome back. Thought you went MIA on us!

LusciousRon said...

Chei pele o! Hope you haven'y caught whatever it is she has? Sorry dear.
That woman is mad. I wouldn't be so tolerant in your shoes.

See the work ahs ground training for when you start a 9-5. Nothing do you.

Eagerly awaiting the next installment.

sweetness said...

lmao, my dear i seriously hope miss asheow wasnt mexican? hmm swine flu woh! ayways we missed u glad to have u bac :)
xx

Repressed One said...

Welcome back dear!!
lol@ your flight buddy--You didn't say anything about being sick so it's good you didn't catch something from Ms sneezer.

Pele about work...i'm sure Mr. Sean has missed you

Nice Anon said...

LOL... what is up with cutting the story short?

Welcome back!

pink-satin said...

its totally irresponsible of ms sneezer to be sneezing in public like that without covering her mouth or something

Fashinga said...

LOl!!!!! SWINE FLU!!!!! you need to start walking around with a face mask!!! lol!!

Glad to have u back! Hope you're cool..

Later Luv!!
F.

~Sirius~ said...

yaay!she's back!!!!

what a horrible thing to have happened on your trip!
ewwww!

sorry abt work love.

nice 2 have you back.

Jobs For Nigeria said...

Aaaah, welcome, i actually missed you. i was checking your blog two days back to see if you had posted but you had not sha. Welcome back oh.

naijagirl said...

see all the love. wel.come home.
next time, remind me to give you vaccine for sneezers

BSNC said...

@chayoma awww i missed you guyz too much too :). thanks dear, don't mind the babe jo. I told her o, as she no gree hear what will i do now. I couldn't eat jare. the lady tire me

@Miss Natural thanks dear. They wouldn't oo. It wasn't a funny site i tell you. hmm that one is another story...

@adaeze lol don't mind my sista jo. Yes i have more stories to share..

@L-V11 aww thanks dearie. i missed you guyz too. hmm well its okay. lol i tire oo. thanks :)

@tigeress thanks babe. i actually passed through ATL

@Tay-mee lol Amen oo. yes it was very good :)

@1+ the One lol abeg i don't want o. she was very very rude, even the air hostess tried to help me.

BSNC said...

@downtheasile thanks babe its good to be back. okay don't laff at me oo

@juiceegal lol BSNC is back. Babe i thought about the same thing. I really don't know why she was acting that way

@My World lol na you three much o. Thanks babe, okay will do

@miss fab babe are you telling me hiss, i tire for the woman o. lol i wish it was that easy. yipeee i missed you guyz too. thanks dear

@SoulBoutique lol no she was mixed. black and something. lol now why didn't i think of that hahah. i wanted to for the fun of it, but you have been there so i ll listen to you. thanks

@blogoratti i tell you, not nice at all. lol na just went for a mini trip.

BSNC said...

@lusciousRon thanks dear. what else could i have done, as she no gree close nose and mouth. lol ground training kei, its almost 12 hours a day o. The continuation will be out very soon

@sweetness lol no she wasn't. Thanks God for that. awww thanks dearies, its good to be back. Missed you guyz too muc :)

@repressed one thanks dearie. hmmm that one is another story o. You should have seen Mr. Sean face today..lol

@Nice Anon lol the story is really long o. thanks babe

@pink-satin irresponsible, rude and annoying hiss. don't mind her jare,yeye woman hisss

@fashinga lol face mask ke. thanks babe its good to be bac

@sirius lol yay she is back o. You can imagine. thanks dear its good to be bac :)

@Jobs for Nigeria awww thanks. yes i am back to stalk blogs. thanks dear

@naijagirl i feel so special o. all this for me..lol. thanks dearie, yes i even forgot sef my doctor ;)

thanks wonderful people

naija shawty said...

i just blogged abt my flight experience. haha, that sneezer lol

Trybes said...

Welcome back beautiful--Glad your trip and exams went well and hope you got your self checked for swine flu?

Naked soul said...

good to read ur exams went well.........gosh thats such a rude woman.... so what happened next?

Omo Oba said...

BSNC is back! yay! we kinda sorta shoulda uhm ya..missed ya. lol! sha, flyroad or road trip, u made it to ATL. so i am waiting for part II to this...what was how what all started?

jhazmyn said...

Welcome back girl, cant blame VSNC can u? u'd have done same...lol

Hope u didnt come down with anything as a result though..so where's the rest of d story?...we're waiting

ochuko said...

BSNC is back!! We missed you ooo.. only for you to come back and give us tales about one ashewo sneezer.. LOL..
Eh ya, thank God you are safe!
Oya part 2... :D

ochuko said...

plus you need to see a Doc! just to be sure u know.. ;-)

Original Mgbeke said...

Abeg o! Make she no sneeze swine flu into you. Shuoooooo....
Welcome back honey! I have missed you ooo. Hope you enjoyed the A.

justdoyin said...

lol, don't tell me she gave u d flu...

welcome back; glad ur exams went well n d road trip (or fly-road trip) went well...

don't worry about work...HE'll strengthen u...I'm sure ur patient has missed u 2, even HGF...lol

Danny Bagucci said...

welcome back.. u were missed around these parts!

OPTIMISTIC_alyzzz said...

eya sorry, but i wouldn't have taken it oh, i would have complained till some1 did sumtin bout it.
glad to have u back.

Bibi said...

Hehehehehehehehehehe. I nor pity you jare. After you left me here to go and have fun so you deserve whatever you got. Hehehe. Anyhow sha kpele.

ttlolla said...

Not in this season of swine flu should the lady be allowed to continue her sneezing rubbish.

Beulah! said...

Eeyah!...sorry. The woman's plans failed her that day, thank God u didnt catch the thing o jare(i hope...)

Hahhaa..very funny..pele

RocNaija said...

No wonder.. Me sef notice say you just dey sneeze for people blog since you land..

Lol..

Welcome back!!!

So you know you owe us pictures of you fighting for the wedding bouquet, right?

BSNC said...

@naija shawty it could not be as bad as mine. I hope yours was better sha

@trybes awww thanks ;). I didn't oo, i am alot better now though.

@naked soul yes it did. Very very rude, i will update soon.

@Omo Oba lol i kinda, sorta missed you guyz too ;). that was how it all started oo. part 11 is coming your way very soon

@jhazymn thanks dear. lol no i wouldn't, okay maybe..
lol don't worry i wouldn't make you wait too long.

@ochuko i missed you guyz too o ;). lol i tire for the lady o. yes sir part 2 coming up. i wasn't planing to, i guess i ll try to see one. thanks

@Original Mgbeke lol my sista no be small shuooo. awww thanks babe na me miss una pass o. i actually passed through ATL..

BSNC said...

@justdoyin lol well...
thanks babe it sure did. my sista i just tire o. lol yes they both did ;)

@DB lol thanks D :)

@Optimistic alyzzz lol i feel you. the matter tire me jare. thanks babe its good to be back..

@bibi lol i know now, wetin you go talk before ode hisss. thanks :)

@ttlolla lol the lady just wanted to be rude. well what goes around come around abi

@beulah lol well we thank God for everything. i hear you, thanks dearie

@Chief Roc lol wetin i go do now. abeg i didn't sneeze o..
thanks dear. lol i have some pictures to share, but i no fight..

Thanks wonderful people..

Oyin said...

hey you face book...dang, hit me up girl...

shar battle

Marvin D. Wilson said...

Ah- Ah - ACHOO!

Sorry - just hadda sneeze for some reason. LOL

Hey cool blog. Love the chocolateness and the writing style. Followed ya over here from my blogger buddy Cathy at Lyrically blog. I'll be back. :)

The Old Silly from Free Spirit Blog

Tairebabs said...

OMG! there is nothing as annoying as that especially as you are on a plane and can't freely move away. sorry o. Abeg was the woman allergic to tissue. Hope you did not get sick. Welcome back. Waiting for the remaining gist from the road...I mean fly-trip. lol

Afrobabe said...

Lol…hope it wasn't swine flu she had oh….
Godd to have u back love..

*Diane* said...

Lol!!! glad you're back and that your journey was safe

bob-ij said...

lol..I know what you mena. I love road trips. Definitely prefer it to FLYING...lol... but 14 hours is just toooo long...lol
Welcome back B!

x!

BSNC said...

@oyin yes i facebook sometimes. will do :)

@Marvin lol hope you had a tissue or something. Thanks alot marvin me appreciate and thanks for stopping by

@tairebabs you see my predicament. lol i guess she was, but she can't be allergic to her hands now.
lol thanks, its still was a road trip oo.

@afrobabe i really don't know. Thanks dearie :)

@Diane thanks D, it was pretty safe..

@bob-ij lol it was my first road trip. i guess it was okay, 14 hours is pretty long sha..lol
thanks babe

thanks peeps

Dazzle! said...
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Dazzle! said...

lol...swine flu..that stuff is scary..i can imagine how scared you were...

Hope you had fun in ATL
xx

LovePaprika said...

hmm ur work people can really be on ur case... How have u been? I haven't blogged in ages as well! talka bout keeping up!

Miss FlyHigh - LondonsNaijaQueen said...

My sweeeeeets BSNC!!!

You know I missed you oh ... my advisor...my blog sister ...my sweer hart lol

I'm glad your back now get blogging.

Don't let this your work ppl kill u oh abeg u still need to marry n av kids momsie is waitin sha

Enkay said...

Welcome back! At least you had fun minus 'Miss Sneezer'!

lol!

BSNC said...

@dazzle lol i actually prayed it wasn't swine flu. I passed through ATL..

@Lovepaprika don't them jare. I have been okay. welcome back babe, its been a while. lol yes talk about keeping up

@Miss Flyhigh awww all that for me. sniff sniff, thanks dear. i missed you guyz too :).
lol they wouldn't...

@Enkay lol yes oo minus sneezer, thanks peeps :)

Cidersweet said...

Welcome back! Thank God you had a good time. That plane lady had very bad manners sha.
Take care of you!

Anonymous said...

hahaha poor you and you got the flu after all.

Padmanaban said...

There are lots of airline jobs in Gurgaon, so why can't apply for those jobs