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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

I REMEBER..

Hey fam, what it do? I am just tired jor. I should be on spring break, but its more like spring catch up and the week is going by so fast. I wish it could slow down a little. I still have a lot of work to do. Yea story of my life...

Yes I am still on twitter. I couldn't leave, I am tired of fighting it jare,i ll go with the flow. I spoke to one of my closest friend this night, i remembered one incident i had with him. I couldn't stop laughing, so i decided to share..


I have known this guy for almost 14 years now. He is a few years older than me. He is one of them cream, aje butter type. Travels to yankee steadily, when i used to think yankee was 5 minutes to heaven. Dresses extra fly, rarely speaks pigin,top school, uses fork and knife(person neva see before hisss..lol)... you know now cream boy. He stays a few blocks away from my house. Chills at my crib once in a while. Actually he is a friend of the family( abi na family friend).


Anyhow dude chills at our crib on the regular. He has alot of sisters, i have alot of brothers. He comes to my crib to feel sane. I don't really go to his place though. Lets just say at a point in my life, i had phobia for girls( as in too many chics in one place *shivers*). Please don't ask..lol. And i later went to an all girls boarding..lol. Yes i know, what can i say. I grew out of it. Anyways me and dude became very close.


I picked up some slang's from my neighbourhood and the guyz around me. I used them on him to perfect my pigin( lol see my accomplishment in life, to perfect pigin..smh). This dude started calling me razz babe(shuu ). He will go, where did you learn that word for, you are becoming razz, will you talk like that in front of your old man( yea popsie no like pigin at all, dude was a lawyer now. lol that one is another story sha).. blah blah blah ( abeg free me jor, na you born me kmt). Dude worried my life for a while sha.



One day we were alone downstairs talking about random stuff.I wanted to tell him a joke, but i told him i cannot tell the joke in English. You know they are some jokes you cannot tell in English, its way better in pigin...lol. He started again with his razz this and razz that( i send the idiot..lol). I told him the joke anyway, next thing dude was laughing so hard he almost fell of the sofa. Then i heard three explosive sounds all at once. I was so scared, i jumped out of the sofa. That sounded like an atomic bomb or something...lol. Then i realised what just happened. I stared at him for a couple of seconds. He looked away like nothing happened. Then i was like did that just come out from you?....hahaha. Gosh i laughed so hard my tummy ached. Dude was so embarrassed, i couldn't stop laughing. He didn't show up at my crib for a week( for someone who practically lived with us)..lol


Next time he saw me, he never insulted or laughed at me. He acted like nothing happened and i let it slide. That was almost 11 years ago...lol. He thinks i have forgotten about it. I will surely bring that up one day..lol



oooo i still can't sleep : ( . Take care people. Have a nice week ahead. My birthday is next month. I don't think i want to celebrate it( don't ask), i ll convince VSNC to celebrate it alone.

43 comments:

LovePaprika said...

Happy bday in advance... Surely there is much to be celebrated...

AND LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! pls remind this dude I beg of u!!! that is hilarious

Harry-Rami Itie said...

That was so hilarious... u have got 2 remind him about it... honestly...

Happy bday in advance and please celebrate it... it doesn't have 2 be a huge party but do sumthn...

shorty said...

This was really funny,abeg leave the guy jare you don't have to remind him.lol

Nope you should do something for your birthday.

Omotee! said...

Really funny, u can remind him and u'll both just laff over it, been a while now.

happy birthday in advance, have plenty plenty fun!

Lady X said...

LOOOOL!!!!

Atomic bomb hahahahahahahahaha! He didn't fart like an ajebo. Ajebos are supposed to have that silent but deadly kinda fart. His fart is very kpako hahahaha!

~Sirius~ said...

LMAO!!!!

Oh well, there goes all his creme de la creme.

He's human after all...........LOL

Ms.O said...

LWKMD!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!! aww celebrate your bday hun! Its is a blessing to add another yr!

jhazmyn said...

LOL, poor dude

Fragilelooks said...

LMAO@ATOMIC BOMB. HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE.

aeedeeaee said...

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! Dayum!!!!! This is facking heeeeelarious! Mehn, if you remind this guy, im fit encore outta embarassment, chai! *Wiping tears*

aeedeeaee said...

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! Dayum!!!!! This is facking heeeeelarious! Mehn, if you remind this guy, im fit encore outta embarassment, chai! *Wiping tears*

blogoratti said...

Happy birthday in arrears miss!
And hey let it go oh...11yrs is a long time :)

Guccib3ll3 said...

Looooool remind but do it politely sha.
Happy birthday in advance babe.

yankeenaijababe said...

We both share the same birthday month, mine is April 15th...just enjoy your spring break because sooner you will be back in skool. Happy birthday in advance.

LucidLilith said...

LOL. Like I like to say:
Everybody farts, everybody poops. Even the Queen of England.

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2cute4u said...

Lo.. Mischief!you..
You're so funny Na engaging.. I guess thats what keeps me hooked on you..
But you take style bad small,lol..
sha have fun..
My mum's a waffi babe and i loveee to speak pidgin but ofcourse like you, it was banned.. still e i grownup,I speak any chance I get..
Have fun this spring and happy birthday in advance dear..
I see you.... lol.
I changed my template so you no go fear oh..

BSNC said...

@lovepaprika i dunno, i don't just feel like it. well its next month though. thanks babe
lol sure thing..



@harry lol are you telling me. Thanks i dunno, until then,



@shorty lol what is the fun there. i ll remind him one day. Maybe i ll, i don't know yet.




@omotee lol i am waiting for that special moment. hahah lets see how it goes.



@lady X hahah you this babe. how do you know the difference...lol. Yes very bad..





@sirius lol i know right. lol yes he is. haha i can imagine how he felt..lol




@Ms. O you are right babe. It is indeed a blessing. My sis can celebrate for me though...lol.




thanks people : )

BSNC said...

@jhazmyn lol serve he right too..lol



@fragilelooks lol easy babe. Thanks : )



@aeedeeeaee hahahah you are silly...lol.




@blogoratti thanks B. lol i know i should,but....



@Guccib lol me polite. I was polite enough that long. Thanks babe.



@yankeeniajababe lol yea more like on monday here. Thanks babe. wow its the same week : )





@lucidlilth lol of course i know..lol




@2cute4u lol awww thanks babe. I am a very good girl *innocent face* . lol i enjoy speaking it.
thanks dear. hahah that was scary oh.



thanks people : )

chayoma said...

farting is human........
Bu
lwkm
dude... seriously!
Nna the joke must have been the creme de la creme of jokes oh to create such a reaction... lol

Myne Whitman said...

BSNC, you wan use laughter kill mee oo... Have a nice weekend dear and abeg start planning for the birthday jo.

SHE said...

OMG!!! Butter boy too dey fart?
LOL!

Beulah! said...

Haahaha..!!!..cream guy ko, farting guy ni..LOL. Happy birthday in advance babes

CaramelD said...

BSNC we haven't finished our 12 step Twitter recovery programme!

rayo said...

u r plain wicked. u shlda jst let it pass... not! lmao

Blowing Blessings Your Way said...

LMBO!!! Poor boy!

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The Girl with the Red Hair said...

The dude fall him own hand no be small...LWKMD.

histreasure said...

lwkmd...that was a real OMG moment..lwkmd..

so when's d bday coming up?

sweetness said...

Happy birthday in advance
lmao
awkwardo!!!
hehe

Ms. 'dufa said...

LMAO!!! After all his prim and proper.

Ms. 'dufa said...

LMAO!!! After all his prim and proper.

Ms. 'dufa said...

LMAO!!! After all his prim and proper.

Tisha said...

hi dearie
your friend must have
leveled with you after
that 'gas' incident.

lol

Suru said...

LMFAO that story was too funny. I wonder if he'll be able to laugh at it now or still be embarrassed.

Myne Whitman said...

Just came by to say hi babes. Hope you're cool?

Rita said...

LOL @ "when i used to think yankee was 5 minutes to heaven"...OMG, I cant believe I read this...I must learn to control my mouth before I embarrass myself

Happy Birthday in advance

ochuko said...

Laugh wan kill me die...
looollll.. i can't stop 'laving'.. :D

Seriously is this a joke or na real life? I've really missed ur blog..

histreasure said...

just came by to check on you..how u doing? i de miss u..so when's d bday?

Good Naija Girl said...

I'm so late to the party but I'll comment anyway! Too funny! You have to choose just the right moment to bring this up...it will really crack him up!

Geebee said...

lol @ the bolo guy farting. Shit definitely happens.

sosexy said...

Mehnnn, this is so hilarious!I could laugh till infinity.
First time here and I totally love this!

Femme Lounge said...

tehehe! even aje butter farts!