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Thursday, February 10, 2011

NOTHING EVER PROMISE TOMORROW TODAY

Hey lovely people. I can’t believe I am updating again so soon. I feel so happy today and no I am not bi-polar or anything. I know some of you would be like where you not the one that was upset yesterday. Well I feel better now ( do you have a problem with that? Lol) Ignore me jor. I did tell you guyz to give me a minute and I will feel better. Here I am feeling better. No my brother did not buy me a new I touch. I asked him indirectly several times and he gives me this look like I said Michael Jackson was downstairs. I don’t like disturbing people; I will just let him be. I have my pride too. I have a big ego as big as my cousin’s head. Gosh that boy has a huge head sha . Love him to pieces though, but whoa lol. I hope he outgrows it or grow into it rather. ( my uncle used to laugh at kids who had big head. Be careful who you laugh at…) The reason I am so merrily happy is that I am alive, is that not a big enough reason. Well that too, but the real reason is that wait for it…. Wait for it….











I am going to be an aunt!!! *now doing the dougie dance* Nah not really lol I leave the dancing for my cousin.

















My brother is expecting, wait that did not come out right lol. My brother’s wife is expecting. Oh my goodness I am going to spoil that girl (that is me hoping it’s a girl). I want a baby girl because 80% of my cousins are boys, too much testosterone in the family. I am going to do her hair and stuff, take her out to show her off. She is going to be just as cute as me lol. I am going be the good aunt and my sister well...lol. Of course just as lovely. This is the news I needed to hear from all the nonsense that have been trying to mess this month for me. I am now feeling the valentine love. Finally this news will get my grandma out of my hair. She was expecting me to give her, her first great grandchild. I know it amazes me too considering that i have older brothers and my sister is the older one ( well two minutes give or take, still). I think it’s going to be a summer or spring baby. All that matters I am going to be an aunt pretty soon.



In case you are wondering how i came up with the title. Its from Mr. West song. Nothing ever promise tomorrow today. Yesterday i was really feel down, but i am the happiest soon to be aunty now. Isn't God just amazing, he always finds a way to put a smile on my face. What more can i say, thank you lord. Like them P-square would say " tell me who made it possible". Only God oh.






P.S: All of you who wished i had a better week from my previous post thanks alot because your wishes came through. You guyz are amazing seriously : )






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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead. "

"You lisina to me, soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino."

"Soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. What do you do than? Point to your watch and say TIMES UP?"






A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.

The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says, "What's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "He's a midget



34 comments:

BSNC said...

Fuuuurst!! lol. I miss doing that hehehe #okbye

H said...

hahahahahahahhaa....funny jokes, I actually laffed out loud.

#re:2ndjoke, ewww...nasty midget

You're having a niece...#nowdancing...n singing...

Awww...that's nice
I want a baby too...lol

I'm happy u feel better sweetie.
#exesandohs

Good Naija Girl said...

CONGRATULATIONS, Auntie-to-be! That's wonderful news!

I love your spirit...thank God that you were able to bounce back so nicely.

LohiO said...

Aww yay!!! Congrats sweetie!

Blessing said...

LMBO @ the 2nd joke!!!! ha ha haaaaaaaa...lol!!!

You're a clown oh...I was rolling when you said that your brother was looking at you as if you told him that Micheal Jackson was downstairs!!! OMG....who says dat?!?!
You are too funny!

CONGRATS ON BEING AN AUNTY-2-BE!!! YAYYYY!!! Glad that you're feeling better *smile*

Gee said...

LOL @ Micheal Jackson is downstairs!
Ahhh u r going to be an aunt??----e don b for dat pikin o! j/k---aww congrats boo!
ok for realz now, u cant b dulling me on our skype date naw--shuuu!!

NikkiSho said...

congrats :)
LMAO @ the jokes

forbidn2us said...

@BSNC your grandma would be disappointed her first great grand child wasnt from you, you failed her..... lol. i joke. But on a more serious note, i dont judge people with bipolar disorder... it makes conversation with them exciting. haha.... no but Congrats on being a soon to be Aunt.

doll said...

glad you are feeling a lot better already.

Congrats to your family. i pray the delivery is safe!

Omotee! said...

glad u feel better and congrats on the news!
funny jokes!

like the topic. one shd always have that in mind

A-9ja-Great said...

Aw dearie,congrats to you.I'm sure you're gonna make a good aunty.A very funny one at that.Nice jokes too!

kitkat said...

omg!..u'r hilarious!!
Lmao @ hw u vividly went in on ur cousin's head..smh :p
ur posts are so funny.. i luv ur sense of humor
and i'm glad ur gonna be an aunt.. thnkgoodness u're happy now :)

Myne Whitman said...

Congrats on your niece, that's awesome!

And the first joke is so funny, LWKMD.

Tisha said...

Tomorrow is better than today.

I am expecting or rather my sis is. sometime in June. I am excited! I saw the baby yesterday in my dreams. Lol!
I will just carry him/her for hours on end. S/he was black with curly hair and very cute.

Miss Enigma a.k.a UnderCover07 said...

Congrats dear!!!

Prism of an immigrant said...

Congratulations girl. I'm joining you in wishing its a girl. Sorry abt your fone (that teacher sef, na wa. Keeping a fone until the next class is not too much work). Congratulations again.

Lara said...

Aunty congratulations oh, must really feel great to be an aunt...but wait oh, if you do all this to the child, what will the mother be doing. I am seeing some baby war oh...good to know you are happy...Missed you here and also on twitter.

sweetness said...

Lmao BSNC you just didnt say first on ur own blog?
Lawwd u are all kinds of awesome!
TIMES UP! hehe thats funny
and the midjet?
aaargh!
LOOOL

Congrats on being an aunt hun!
Beautiful start to the new year xo

BSNC said...

@bsnc high five gurl, you were first ( i did not just talk to myself lol)


@H that was the point babe lol. You want a baby too. er.. i am sorry i cannot help you with that lol. Thanks dear : )



@GNG that was what i need to hear. Gosh it made my year or maybe month hehe. My spirit says hi lol



@Lohi O thanks my coconut candy : )




@Blessing hehe i say that. awww thanks dear. i am glad that you are glad which makes me.. well glad lol



@Gee you know that baby is going to enjoy. Gee!! seriously lol. you are never on skype.

BSNC said...

@nikki thanks babe : )



@forbidn2us haha you are a hippopotamus for saying that. thanks.


@doll thanks dearie. I hope so too. i am already counting down



@omotee thanks babe i am so happy.



@ 9ja great awww that is a sweet thing to say. Thanks i hope i do.



@kitkat lol its the truth. he is a cute baby who happens to have a big head hehe. awww thanks hon, i am happy.

BSNC said...

@Myne thanks dear : )




@tisha haha wow someone is way ahead of me. You saw the baby in your dreams hahah. You my dear are too much..lol


@Undercover our newest graduate is in the building. thanks




@Prism yes babe. Pls lets keep our fingers crossed lol. don't mind the hyena jor.



@lara i am not an aunt yet now. Small small lol. well that is her problem. It would be my niece too lol



@sweetness lol i did actually. Awww thanks. i think my head is about to blow..lol . Yup a wonderful start.

Miss Natural said...

congratulations, and jubilations, celebrations to our aunty nation haha that is sooo dry! but seriously congrats!! woohoo! children are a gift from God so that is awesome news to hear your SIL is expecting. the 2nd joke was just too much haha...I laughed sha.

Rita said...

Good for you...it did not take you long to get yourself back...thank God for the good news and congratulations. Let us hope "its a girl" :-)

Thanks for the jokes...really made me lol...i am going to share them...

Anonymous said...

anybody can say the same thing and not sound this funny.you have a unique writing style which i love.
too funny.

Anonymous said...

kemi

forbidn2us said...

awwww sidenote, thanks BSNC for listing me on your blog roll or MY PEOPLE* (you just had to name it something razz shey) but it is most appreciated.

RepOne said...

Congrats Aunty BSNC!!

CaramelD said...

Wassup!!! Congratulations! God is good oh! I love new babies!!!! Awww I have a warm fuzzy feeling on your behalf.

CaramelD said...

Your jokes are funny!!!

Bombchell said...

congrats :)

The Corner Shop said...

Oooh!! congratulations! I have a lot of Rugrats in my house so you're up for loads of fun...ahem, and stress lol.

Congratulations, and sorry about your Touch! It really sucks to loose stuff

xoxo

Adiya

Chibaby said...

congrats mama!! i have a niece and nephew and they are too cute!! spoil them every chance i get..its God blessings :)
I'm glad you are feeling better too.. hope your week is going well!

shorty said...

Hey Luv! Happy new year oo, I knw its kinda late but better late than never abi?

Congrats! Kids are gift from God.

Adaeze said...

Congratulations! Im sure SHE will be as cute as u. Sorry, i been quiet as usual :-p
lol like the don joke