NOTHING EVER PROMISE TOMORROW TODAY

Hey lovely people. I can’t believe I am updating again so soon. I feel so happy today and no I am not bi-polar or anything. I know some of you would be like where you not the one that was upset yesterday. Well I feel better now ( do you have a problem with that? Lol) Ignore me jor. I did tell you guyz to give me a minute and I will feel better. Here I am feeling better. No my brother did not buy me a new I touch. I asked him indirectly several times and he gives me this look like I said Michael Jackson was downstairs. I don’t like disturbing people; I will just let him be. I have my pride too. I have a big ego as big as my cousin’s head. Gosh that boy has a huge head sha . Love him to pieces though, but whoa lol. I hope he outgrows it or grow into it rather. ( my uncle used to laugh at kids who had big head. Be careful who you laugh at…) The reason I am so merrily happy is that I am alive, is that not a big enough reason. Well that too, but the real reason is that wait for it…. Wait for it….











I am going to be an aunt!!! *now doing the dougie dance* Nah not really lol I leave the dancing for my cousin.

My brother is expecting, wait that did not come out right lol. My brother’s wife is expecting. Oh my goodness I am going to spoil that girl (that is me hoping it’s a girl). I want a baby girl because 80% of my cousins are boys, too much testosterone in the family. I am going to do her hair and stuff, take her out to show her off. She is going to be just as cute as me lol. I am going be the good aunt and my sister well...lol. Of course just as lovely. This is the news I needed to hear from all the nonsense that have been trying to mess this month for me. I am now feeling the valentine love. Finally this news will get my grandma out of my hair. She was expecting me to give her, her first great grandchild. I know it amazes me too considering that i have older brothers and my sister is the older one ( well two minutes give or take, still). I think it’s going to be a summer or spring baby. All that matters I am going to be an aunt pretty soon.



In case you are wondering how i came up with the title. Its from Mr. West song. Nothing ever promise tomorrow today. Yesterday i was really feel down, but i am the happiest soon to be aunty now. Isn't God just amazing, he always finds a way to put a smile on my face. What more can i say, thank you lord. Like them P-square would say " tell me who made it possible". Only God oh.






P.S: All of you who wished i had a better week from my previous post thanks alot because your wishes came through. You guyz are amazing seriously : )






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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead. "

"You lisina to me, soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino."

"Soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. What do you do than? Point to your watch and say TIMES UP?"






A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.

The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says, "What's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "He's a midget