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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

SHIKENA

Hello beautiful people. I know it has been a while. I love you (hope am forgiven), I know you love me too : ) Yes you do, there is no use denying it lol . This time it was for a good reason no bull. Gosh I have been so busy and this time it really paid off. Your gurl graduated yo yes oh. You are now talking to an American nurse ( not the Nigerian movie, this is for reals ). I got my BSN, all I have to do is to pass my boards like neato will say shikena (levels don change now, dey no fit hold me again now I’m 10/10… shikena, shikena, shikena oh lol ). Wait does that not have a nice ring to it. My name is BSNC and I got a BSN (nor be God, I am on some oleku stuff, feeling myself lol). On the real though Thank you Jesus, you have been wonderful to be. I will say it again I may not have a father on Earth, but I definitely have an almighty Father in Heaven.






I graduated, my cousin graduated, my brother graduated, my other brother is officially a doctor, the last born is soon to be an Engineer and I am expecting my first niece/nephew ( hoping it’s a girl) in a couple of month. I got stopped by a state trooper on my way out of state because I was doing 98 on a 55mph. Instead of giving me a 200 fine and 2 points like they normally do, he just gave me a 50 fine. First time I got stopped by the police. I almost passed out lol. You can’t tell me this family is not blessed. I am so grateful to God almighty. He promised he will never fail me and he has kept his promise.






Where are my manners? Happy new month people, may God bless you and your family as much as he has blessed mine. All you have to do is have faith and believe. ( I don turn pastor for the matter lol). So what have you guyz been up? What have I missed? Did any blogger hook up, did someone win the lottery? Did anyone miss me *ahem* .







Since I got out of school I have been traveling around. Went on a mini vacation, enjoyed the beach even though the sun almost grilled me, went to visit some friends out of state, and went for my cousins’ graduation out of state. I just got back a couple of days ago. I have to start studying for my board exams, its not by shikena lol.






I have a lot to thank God for. I almost died on my trip to my cousins’ graduation. It was during the period they had that tornado in Missouri. The plane was shaking so fast, drinks were pouring on the floor. I looked out the window and all I saw was black thick clouds with lightening. I was praying and singing songs of praise. In my mind I was like if I die, I already have a degree (who thinks like that lol). It was the most frightening experiences of my life. I don’t know how we pushed through it, but I will tell you for sure that God was in control of that plane. I was just imagining if one of my brother’s that is scared of flying was on that plane. Dude will either pass out or shit on his pants, no kidding lol. In other news my grandma is coming in a few weeks, the one that is steady on my case about get married. Lord I need you.




Have a wonderful month people. God bless you. Lemme go eat some BBQ chicken my brother is making downstairs. I would tell you to join me, but you guyz are far away lol .




P.S : Thank you 9 ja great, Myne, GNG, FlyHigh, Caramel, kitkat, Nikko sho and 2cute4u for checking on me. I appreciate you guyz for that. mwah. Kitkat I saw your pic on twitter, you are one hot omoge oh lol


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I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid lady..why else would I buy dog food??
( Talk about sarcasm)





A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

25 comments:

Prism of an immigrant said...

Welcome back. Congratulations to you, your cousin and brother. You have all tried.

Ahem, don't be driving that fast next time sha... We don't want to loose you just yet or someone else... ;)

leggy said...

awww...congrats and we thank God for life oh.

H said...

welcome back, sweetie.
Congrats...woohooo...

Thank God!

shorty said...

Awww congrats Sweety, and congrats to your brother and cousin too. We really missed you o! Hope u're back for good now, better don't go MIA again no school excuses now....hehe

LMAO @ that sarcastic answer.

shorty said...

PS: Thank God for your life o. See this geh na the degree wey worry you sef...lol

Anoda Phase said...

Yes, I love you and I missed you...lol.

Congrats on your graduation, getting your BSN and becoming an American Nurse...congrats to your siblings too.

Thank God say you no die oh, ah!

It's good to have you back...looking forward to your many funny posts.

Laurenta said...

YAY
Congratulobia sweetie.
so proud of you, hows the twin?????
Thank God for all your testimonies, he can see you are indeed grateful, it can only get better love.

the joke cracked me up.
i can only imagine what the toilet paper section smelt like
buahahahahaha

BSNC said...

@Prism thanks dearie. hahah i will try my best


@leggy thanks sweetie. i know we give God the glory.


@H thanks babe : )



@shorty my love hahaha it has been a wonderful year. hahah but i still have work now. i will try my best sha. lol don't mind me jor




@Anoda Phase i love you more lol. thanks dear. i know abi. awww i will try my best : )\



@laurenta awww thanks. The twin is wonderful and as sarcastic as ever lol. Love her though lol. thanks babe. haha pls i don't even want to think about it.

kitkat said...

Yay! you're back..thought u had completely abandoned blogsville :P
Congrats on your graduation, i'm so jealous! i'm going to pretend i understand the two jokes so i dnt look dumb lol
& u think i'm one hot omoge? gee thanks lol

A-9ja-Great said...

Ok,first off,i missed you.Second off,congrats on your BSNC sorry,BSN...way to go.The next time you have such traumatic flight,think about this...i've not seen you yet or how grey hair would look on you so you are not permitted to die.Would have said welcome back,but it's obvious you're still going MIA again.Goodluck with the exam though! Finally,it's no biggie checking up on you,i kinda like doing it!

BSNC said...

@kitkat haha me abandon blogsville, no way at least not yet. awww thanks babe, don't worry yours will come soon. haha you didn't get any of the jokes, you will be okay lol. Of course now you are a hot babe : )



@9jaGreat awww thanks : ). haha i don't want to die anytime soon too. lol it seems you are the only one who noticed. I will be a bit MIA, but i ll still check on you guyz : ). I appreciate you checking on me.

Msluffa said...

the jokes are hilarious. Why do people ask silly questions... seriously!! too funny...

Congratulations on your grad - you'll be a hilarious nurse getting all your patients chuckling and cracking up 10/10 for bed side manner.

R.One said...

Congratulations BSNC!!

You have a white cousin or your cousins gf is white? :p

Blessing said...

WOW Congrats to you and your family!!!

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Okeoghene said...

Congrats and all the best at your board exams.

~Sirius~ said...

Hey!!!!!!

BSNC's got a BSN yaaaay!!!!

Many of us have been awol on blogsville- me included.

Yaaay! for all the good news....many many graduates and baby on the way.

The Lord has been faithful oh! and we can never say Thank you enough.

MsJB said...

Congrats!
And you are so funny!


http://msjanylbenyl.blogspot.com/

Spesh said...

Congrats,dear...and all the best with the boards.

BSNC said...

@Ms luffa thanks dear. hahah @ 10/10 for bedside. That is if they know what it means. I hope and bring joy and laughter to my patients.


@R as in repressed one abi? Thanks alot. My cousin's babe is oyinbo lol.


@Blessing thank you very plenty babe


@Okeoghene thanks : )


@sirius look at my babe. I was thinking about you the other day. yes the lord have been faithful. I give him all the thanks and glory. how have you been dear and how is oga?



@MsJB thanks : )


@SPesh thanks dearie : )


You guyz are far too kind. I appreciate it : )

Beulah! said...

Congratulations dear. So good 2 hv u back!

Good Naija Girl said...

God is good...I'm celebrating with you on all the good things that have happened to you and your family.

No lottery winnings here...yet! I pray it will be so soon!

I miss you!

The Corner Shop said...

Yay!!! You're back!! :D So glad to hear all these awesome things happening to you and your peeps! You must have had loads of fun on your travels too- err except for the plane lol.

Hope you stay right? :D Haha for the last joke

Adiya
http://thecornershopng.blogspot.com

dosh said...

Rotfl, the sarcasm and last joke got me. Congratulations on graduating and I'm happy for your family. God is indeed faithful.

My first time here btw and i love your blog

BSNC said...

@beulah thanks mami lol. we give God the glory


@GNG thanks alot dear. I miss you too babe : )



@the Corner Shop haha exactly except for the plane. That was scary. I will try, thanks dearie : )


@dosh i am telling you. God is awesome. Glad you enjoyed my blog on my way to yours : )