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Saturday, March 10, 2012

LADIES WHY SO MEAN

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"


Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?"

9 comments:

H said...

LOOL

O.U.I VILLA! said...

@BSNC gosh! You see what we go through just to please the fairer sex? Hilarious post!

I'm sure you've used some of those lines in your post on a harmless gentlemen before. God is watching o!lol

Take care and happy sunday.

'Lara said...

We no try at all...kai, why evulls...lol

Fatshion and Fattitude said...

lmao! i die! you are crazy hilarious. i'm copying and pasting this on my twitter now.

Okeoghene said...

HIlarious

NikkiSho said...

LMFAO!!

A-9ja-Great said...

Why do guys still go after women?! LOL

JustDoyin said...

bwahahaha....some of the replies are harsh!

asr hip recall said...

LOL. Mind if i can repost this? Please... :)