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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

RESIDENT ALERT!!

See una wan hear gist about resident, resident ko, resident ni...lol. How are you guyz doing. I am suppose to have a group discussion(study group) today,but the bunch of hyenas seem to have disappeared from the face of the earth. The first thing that came to my mind was blogsville(my sugar bananas) and blog i must. I didn't see the resident guy, i have not seen him since that day. Sorry that was a false alarm..lol. I know some of you wanted gist( una too like gist jare....lol) What have you guyz been up to. how has the month been; great, so far so good, same old same old or not too good..... Don't worry you will be okay.








I have have been meaning to gist you guyz about reggie( i hope its not an expired gist now..lol). Reggie is moving out this month or so he says.. Should i be happy or am i happy.. Hmm i don't know. I guess i was kind of getting used to him, maybe i am going to miss him. Just a tiny little bit though. Gosh i went to this Naija independence day party this weekend, it was really nice, but people are funny sha. Okay let me gist you guyz about reggie, no let me gist you guyz about the party. Reggie, the party, reggie, the party....... okay hold up. mi ni mi ni maini mo father has a donkey.....











Mr. S threw a mini-party for HGF in his house. It was okay i suppose, there were about 10 people there including reggie and myself making it 12. There were about 7 females,3 dudes and a little boy. Everybody was drinking and eating, i was doing the eating part sha( those peeps mix some kind drinks wey i no understand, I know myself abeg). A couple of minutes later, someone brought out this little stereo and a few of the guest were having their freek on in the dance floor. One of the babe dragged me to the dance floor ( i am good at most thing, but dancing hmmm no comment), i do what i always do when i am on the dance floor, my one-two step church dance, i move my head,wiggle my butt a little, sometimes it cooperates and moves..lol( yea my butt has a mind of its own, if it doesn't want to move, it wouldn't. im no like gragra at all ). Talking about butt my mum told me recently that my butt is getting bigger oh. what am i suppose to do about it( abi she want make i tug in the yansh, see me see wahala o)







Anywho i was doing my little dance when i felt one of the babe grinding behind me( shuo wetin this hippopotamus dey do behind me). I excused myself and told the babe i had to sit down for a while. I sat down next to reggie, he was laughing. I was like did you see what just happened? what was that all about?.... He went on to tell me that out of the 7 chics there, 6 of them were lesbians( you say what now.. les who, les what....)



bsnc: wait hold up are you trying to tell me.... but what you mean is.... so they are alll... okay i think i get you



reggie: te hehehe. Yes there are, i thought you knew.



bsnc: How am i suppose to know, do i look like a psychic



babe i was dancing with: hey girl, don't you want to dance with me.



bsnc: I am feel kind of tired ( yawnnns)



dancing babe: Are you scared of dancing with me, i am not going to bite you. I am trying to have fun here.( yes i am scared of you oo aaah, na be only bite, abeg take ur fun go one corner biko)



bsnc: I don't really want to dance and besides you know i... i am... i am you know... i am straight. Like i really like boys, a whole lot. I can even begin to describe how much i like guys.



dancing babe: hahaha you are funny, but you know there is always a first time for everything.



reggie: bsnc are you serious. You like boys, i wouldn't have guessed. I thought you like girls.( look at this idiot, this dude is a goat o, big one for that matter.. cute too lol)





bsnc: to dancing babe; thanks but i will pass. .... to reggie; you know you are full of it right.





reggie: if you say you like boys, how do we know. Proof it right here and now.



bsnc: i am not going to proof anything to you. Its either you believe it or you don't.



dancing babe: yea i will like to see this too.





what is wrong with this lunatics. I ignored them for a while, but i was like what the hell. Okay here is your proof (gen gen ). I stood up and danced with the 3 year old boy for a couple of minute and i went back to my seat.





reggie: hahaha wait what was that all about. anybody can dance with a little boy, that right there is nothing.



dancing babe: yes i agree with reggie





What do these people want from me today ehn. I excused myself, went to Mr. S room and told him i have to leave early because i had an emergency at home. He was like okay you can leave.( oh lord you just know my situation sha) I went back to the lunatics and told them i was going to get something from my car. I was gone before they could figure out why i took my bag along with me. The next day at work, reggie was like why did you leave like that yesterday. He went on saying he had this feeling that i was a lesbians, but now he knows for sure i am bi-sexual. I would have argued with him, but what is the point. My grandpa used to tell me there is no point arguing with a mad man because people get confused in the process( who come be the kraze person inside). In this case, reggie is a nut case period.





I just realised undercover07 went to the same naija independence party i was talking about. So i might have seen this babe on saturday sef. I will gist guyz sha.



Take care people and please be good for goodness sake

53 comments:

akaBagucci said...

ll @ be good for goodness sake..

this is not the real gist o.... share the resident one!!!

naijaprincess234 said...

resident gist pls.......u makin us wait......
btw lol @ the lesbian dancer...

TRYBES said...

Gurl,your just a bunch!!..for reals..you had me crackin up with this your mouf mhen..lolz

The Girl with the Red Hair said...

Was this for real!!!

Like you were the only straight person.

lol@the dancing girl.

Please the residents gist, waiting for it

jhazmyn said...

I hear a woman knows she's hot when a lesbian has a crush on her...so that's the bright side of the scenario, right...lol.

As for Reggie and missing him, i don't think that's a maybe, i think you'd miss his quirks.

juiceegal said...

somebody is gonna miss reggie...hmmmmmmmmmm
Nawa for this ur growin butt o....lol
Babe u're on fire now..thats y lesbians are chasin u up and down..hehe
How have u been?? Its been a while.

Adaeze said...

looool! ive missed reading ur blog so much. hippotamous kwa? Haha
how have u been`? stop by my blog cuz im soooo busy these days :(

Sir Scribbles II said...

LOL! Oga Reggie is really determined oh! As in see all d tactics is pullin on ur head! lol but bsnc u sure sey u like boys lol

Tigeress said...

so what havent u made out with this Reggie guy yet?

Bubbles said...

LMAOOOO
this story made me giggle lol.!
haha Reggie is an idiota.!
haha Bi-sexual lool
wow that must have been some party

leggy said...

6 lesbians?no comments.

Gee said...

Reggie is very funny @ the comment he made when u said u liked boys...

6 lesbos?? oh boy!!!!!

Hunnyyyy, warris up naw, how u dey??

CaramelD said...

I hope what Jhazmyn said is true because I was once asked out by a lesbian in university. It would make feel so much better LOL!

BSNC you know we have your back but I have to be honest YOU ARE GOING TO MISS REGGIE OH! True talk!

histreasure said...

you had me laughing out loud!!

but em, the resident gist nko?

as for Reggie, eh yah is all i can say cos u def miss him and all the drama

cutee said...

we want resident gist o!!!

Nice Anon said...

Why do I have a feeling you like him more than you are willing to admit?

Fabulo-la said...

I agree with Nice jere.
i think Reggie wanted you to kiss him.
Lool
U should have done that. Imagine what the look on his face would have been!
LOOOL!

Myne Whitman said...

Why so many lesbians at the party? The three guys nko? Gays? or who were their partners? That na one funny party sha.

Why are you hoarding better gist? Abeg jo..

Controversy said...

hahahahaa loooool nice blog miss BSNC...Sorry i didn't make it here sooner, this is a wonderful blog. But damn 6 out of 7 were lesbos. Dats a hawt mess. I've had an experience like this before, only diff being instead of them being lesbians they were gay/transsexual

L-VII said...

Lol, Reggie dey find your trouble o..

Repressed One said...

Yep, I think you like Reggie more than you are willing to admit...at least to US anyways :D. U know u gon miss him

lol@ you running from lesbos...

...resident gist? I musta missed something.

chayoma said...

i'll be good for goodness sake
Wait, so u were the only straight chick for the parti? Oh....
this ur running off self.lol

ttlolla said...

6 out of 7? Ahn ahn.....bet the boys loved it

I miss your blog oo

yankeenaijababe said...

This one na serious lesbian party, 6 lesbian gini...that's a lot o.

Where do you reside as in NewYork or Maryland?

Miss FlyHigh - LondonsNaijaQueen said...

LMAAO!!! Only BSNC ...only you get mouth like this...

babe ...dis reggine guy needs slap o as in hot one!

Miss FlyHigh - LondonsNaijaQueen said...

LMAAO!!! Only BSNC ...only you get mouth like this...

babe ...dis reggine guy needs slap o as in hot one!

Miss FlyHigh - LondonsNaijaQueen said...
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BSNC said...

@DB lol which is the real one, gist na gist jare...lol



@naijaprincess234 lol i have not seen him recently now..




@trybes lol i try now. Glad i made you laugh..



@the girl with the red hair noo i was not only the straight girl there. there were two of us i think.
lol yes mah




@jhazmyn hmmm really lol thats kind of a good thing i suppose. Well i will know when i don't see him again..





@juiceegal lol hmm i don't know what you mean o. my sista this buttocks tire me o. lol take the fire extinguish me abi..lol
i know its been a while. i am okay, how are you doing..





@adaze lol wow where have you been. welcome back oo. aww thanks, i already stopped by. i know what you mean. its not easy..




@sir scribble lol e be like say you just smoke fowl shit.. which kind question be that. take ya time o..

BSNC said...

@tigeress remember he told me he was engaged. do you want some babes to jump on me. tigeress i think say you like me before oo..lol



@bubbles yes it was pretty interesting. reggie is just something else..





@leggy lol why now, please say something biko..


@gee lol don't mind him joh.. lol my thought exactly where did they all come from. i am okay..




@caramelD lol i can already tell you are one hot babe..
lol i said i will miss him alittle, shuoo caramel relax now..lol



@histreasure lol its necessary o. glad i was able to. oo why i did i mention this resident fellow now ehn..lol.
yes i will.





@cutee lol see your mouth like resident gist, babe open your blog now. i want read your gist too..




@Nice anon lol abeg no use your analysis for here jare.. shuoo i said he is aight and i am going to miss him.. ogini..lol

BSNC said...

@fubulo-la lol kiss ke. lol yea you would have liked that right?.




@myne whitman lol aaah you are asking the wrong person. me no no book o.
lol what gist is that ehn..





@controversy thanks alot. Yea the mess was too hot i had to leave there sharply. Your blog is cool too..




@L-VII lol i see him, i see him..
how are you anyways..





@repressed lol noooo not you too. He is aight, i sure will.
lol you didn't miss anything. don't mind their comments joh...lol




@chayoma lol better be. I was not the only straight one. me, HGF and this other chic. How have you been babe...




@ttlola lol of course they do. awww thanks babe :)





@Yankeenaijabae lol very serious something i tell you..




@Miss Flyhigh lol i know very hot one. how have you been BG. i ve been looking for you all over the place..



thanks alot people :)

Anoda Phase said...

they wanted u to prove u like boys/men? how? lol...nice escape there...

Tinu said...

me im stil waiting for the resident jist!!

CaramelD said...

A Little? A little? Hmmmmm. OK I will hold my mouth :)

TaioFierce Ameen said...

lol @ d whole situation i av a feelin reggie wz jst tring 2 catch is own groove wivout trin 2 much.....

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

what happened to my comment?

geez...

Anyway, how now?

Big heart said...

lmao, le wat? proof ko, proof ni, do dey prove dat kind thin, i totally agree wit ur granpa on dat mad man pt, lol...but where's d real, gen gen gist na? ve a great wkend dearie

Original Mgbeke said...

LMAO, see lesbians o. Wahala dey! Oya come and gist us this resident story.

muyiwa said...

lol,lets hear the gist

ManCee said...

RESIDENT
RESIDENT
WE WANT RESIDENT (gist)

Lol @ Reggie and the Dancing Lez
Guess Reggie was kinda expecting you to kiss him passionately on the mouth right there in front of Dancing Lez...but I guess you missed that.
No wonder He's convinnced you are bisexual...lol

Meanwhile...your bolting technique...CLASSIC.

Anonymous said...

lol bsnc you have come again. Abeg come and yarn us tory. shey you want to do this your disappering act again?

still love you though *wink wink*

Good Naija Girl said...

No one tells a story like you, BSNC! I just find myself smiling or even laughing sef through the whole thing.

Honestly you can't win with Reggie: if you argue the fact too much he'll think you're protesting too much because it's true. I think you made the right decision.

I sha thought it was clever of you to dance with the 3 year old!

Red Lipstick said...

ooomg !! this gist is mad oh !
i was just screaming all bymyself in my school library im sure now people are like this babe tho !!!
lesbiaaanss !eeww.. even though i have a family member who is but i believe shes just going thru a phase ..

i like how u space a long post out ..i hate long posts and i found it veeery easy to read yrs ! xx

naijagirl said...

hahaha, you this kind girl. What will i do with you?

come back and tell your story ooo

hope you are good

LusciousRon said...

Mad people! G;ad you got away. LOL at dancing with the little boy.

bonnie said...

bsnc,
i have missed reading your blog. u always make me smile. lol i see reggie is still on ur case or you on his case..lol. you tooo are too cute.

My World said...

see person wey suppose dey study o!
Anyhw,good 1,ma dear......hope your gud?

Anonymous said...

hahaha come and update this lady.

BBB said...

funny...
can u imagine reggie...
but we r still waiting for d reggie jist oh...

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

hey you, just checking in. Hope all is okay

NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE...

histreasure said...

babe,just checking up on you..and awaiting loads of gist on wats keeping you away frm uploading

hope you r good sha

Myne Whitman said...

Where are you babes, it's been a while.

Gee said...

WHERE R UUUUUUUU
COME BK!
NO EMAIL SEF??
KAI..NA WA 4 U OOO!
U WILL NOW COME ND BE SAYING SORRY OLOVER THE PLACE.
LOOL.
MISS U!
XX

CaramelD said...

Just checking in on you and I hope you are alright. Take care x