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Monday, December 28, 2009

BED OR CAKE

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!

THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.

TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.

FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK.

I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS, HE SAYS. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.'HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?

SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?

SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! =====

21 comments:

leggy said...

ha ha ha.serves him right.

~Sirius~ said...

lol!!!
Nice..........payback is a B****

shorty said...

Lmao!!! Nice one,serves him right.

Hope you had a wonderful christmas.

My World said...

Hehehe!!!

Bubbles said...

LMAO

Dazzle! said...

Haha...this made me laugh out loud in t
he bus!
Pay back is a dirty b***h

Dazzle! said...

Haha...this made me laugh out loud in t
he bus!
Pay back is a dirty b***h

miss.fab said...

Aha! I love when the women triumph lol. My kind of joke haha

Ms. 'dufa said...

Lol...Nice One!

Abena said...

LOL good one!

Myne Whitman said...

That's so funny! LOL

Rene said...

damn! that a good one

Ms.O said...

LAWL!!!!

Anoda Phase said...

lol...hope u had a fun xmas BSNC...happy new year in advance, and all d best with ur exams...

Azazel said...

Lol i loved this..

bonnie said...

lool lmao!
i missed these jokes.loool.

BSNC said...

Glad you guyz liked it :)

Blowing Blessings Your Way said...

LMBO!!!....Good one!

Anonymous said...

that was funny

Anonymous said...

its been a while i came here. Merry christmas and happy new year

Miss Natural said...

I hate to say it lol...but it does serve him right. well kinda of since there's no justification for cheating.