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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

ODIKWA VERY SERIOUS

Hello beautiful people. Wow three days back to back. I am on a roll ( updating spree toh bad oh..lol). Okay I heard and unfortunately saw wande coal’s pic abi na photoshop, No comment biko..lol. ( my poor eyes)







It has been a long day, still have stuff to do. Thanks for the best wishes in my exams. That exam was not easy oh ( It was like I was inside the battle field and I forgot my double barrel). First of all the room was extremely cold. I know it is hot outside, but kini big deal (you go think say we be stock fish inside deep freezer). When I saw the questions eh, the headache wey follow me no be child’s play. I did the best I could, but that my prof is wicked sha. The chapters she told us not to worry about were the exact ones she brought out ( the thing be like film trick). She reminded my of that trybesmen song "plenty plenty nonsense" lol. I looked around the class just to confirm that I wasn’t going coco and I saw the Kia-wetin-be-this look on people’s faces. There was the particular babe I couldn’t stop looking at ( lol I know inside exam condition).








First she took out her jacket, 2 minutes later she went to the bathroom. Five minutes later this babe was sweating profusely. ( as in like a baked turkey). Next, she was fanning herself with her paper (inside AC oh). When she stood up the third time to use the bathroom, I could see wet patches on her dress behind. She was wearing the white cute dress ( na sweat be that inside her bombom, odikwa very serious oh ). I felt sorry for the babe, but there was nothing I could do to help me. I mean I was in the same predicament. After the exam, I went to check on the babe to see how she was doing. She went on to tell me that as soon as she saw the exam questions, her heart started beating faster and she couldn’t see clearly. She also said she felt the urge to use the bathroom. ( na wa o, wetin exam no go cause, premature hypertension, temporary cataracts and sudden diarrhea ewo! God punish devil). The babe was still sick when I saw her today. I was in a crappy mood that day, but GNG calmed me down ( after I harassed her though..lol). She is my newly adopted big sista ( yes its by force). I always wanted a big sista to harass..lol. Funny thing is I ended up getting a B in that exam, not bad abi 






Someone sent me this message. Please pass the message across.






Please take time to read!! Very important!!!

A good friend of ours in Mequon lost their 25 year old son (Arun Gopal Ratnam) in a fire at home June 4th.

This is what happened. He graduated with MBA from University of Wisconsin-Madison two weeks earlier and came home. Had a lunch with his dad at home and decided to go back to clean up his room at school. Father told him to wait and see his mother before he goes back for a few days.

He decided to take a nap while waiting for his mom to come home from work.

Neighbors called 911 when they saw black smoke coming out of the house. Their 25 year old son Arun died in the three year old house. It took several days of investigation to find out the cause of the fire.

It was determined that the fire was caused by lap top in the bed.

When the lap top is on the bed cooling fan does not get air to cool the computer and that is what caused the fire.

He did not even wake up to get out of the bed he died of carbon monoxide (CO).

The reason I'm writing this to all of you is that I have seen all of us using our lap top in bed. Let us all decide and make it a practice not to do that. Risk is real. Let us make it a rule not to use lap top in bed or put computer on bed with blankets and pillows around.

Broadcast this message & you may save others:)







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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without

Have a nice day people. On to the next exam( I know, no be me first go school..lol)

17 comments:

Dolly said...

I saw that picture too, I'm still laughing.

Sorry about the exam, it happens.

During one of my exams I read the time incorrectly, I thought we were finishing later than we actually were, so when the invigilator told us to drop our pens, I nearly had a heartattack. Darn those exams.

Best of blessings, hope everything turns out well.

My dad sent me that laptop email last week, careful everyone.

Anonymous said...

buahahahaha that girl went to hell and back. Odikwa very serious hahah. you be ibo?

histreasure said...

poor girl..i could visualise her with every word u wrote..lol..All the best!!

Myne Whitman said...

Why won't you tell us of Wandecoal and his day in the sun? LOL...

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti! I'm sure the man fainted, lol..

Rita said...

I thought the exam hall was extremely cold...odikwa very very serious that people started sweating....

Me that sleeps with laptop on my bed...God I repent...

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without..." rotfl, not sure the man planned for this...

doll said...

B* congrats
LMAO @ WC

jhazmyn said...

LMAO...dude sure wasn't prepared for that at all...as for the babe in the exam hall, I sure hope her result was ok too...i fear for her health if it wasn't.

CaramelD said...

Gosh! That happened in my Tort Law finals! All the things this man told us not to bother with was there LIVE!!!! People nearly fainted.Keep on, keeping on! It will soon finish.

Laptops and mobile phones charging on flammable beds are so dangerous oh!

PS Your joke was hilarious!

shorty said...

Wande Coal's picture nawa o!

Sorry about tthe exams, but im glad you made a B in it.

My dear i didn't get that joke o, i'm too slow!

Lara said...

lol@ premature hypertension, temporary cataracts and sudden diarrhea ewo! God punish devil. pity the girl no be small.

Thanks for the laptop story.

Blowing Blessings Your Way said...

Glad u did well on the exam...sounded like no joke!!!

LMBO @ the joke! lolllll

oluSimeon said...

lol..i knew all d drama you were acting about the exam questions was just...that.. drama..
that spag joke tooo funny... its crazy.. when i have to laugh alone.. lol..
laptop, #noted #sad

Anoda Phase said...

"premature hypertension, temporary cataracts and sudden diarrhea"...LOL

3 spagetti's? lol...how much would he have to pay in child support/ poor man...

Miss Natural said...

I laughed man, the poor girl! Lol at your double barrel! I hate teachers like that, never trust them lol. The laptop ish, ive heard it before and whether its true dont know. I do know that it is better to be safe than sorry and I try never to sleep with my laptop on my bed, cos they do overheat sha. lol spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. poor man lol. BSNC so it took you award before you could give us our daily dose enh? lol nah, i know you're busy sha

BSNC said...

@Dolly hahah wow i can imagine. I really hope so too. thanks babe :)



@anonymous haha i know she did. Nah am not ibo, but my grandma is half ibo. I know a little sth sth abt it..lol





@histreasure lol yea she is okay. I called her today and she said she is cool.



@Myne haha as in the guy was recieving too much fresh air. lol he should.



@Rita lol well the babe's case is different. lol i know me too, let's repent together. ahn ahn he didn't now..lol





@doll lol this babe you stil dey congratulate me again. ok ok thanks a bunch :)




@jhazmyn i know right. nah she is okay now. Thank goodness.

BSNC said...

@caramelD thank you jare. i needed to hear that. Yes it is a serious something my dear..




@shorty thanks dear. haha wow how do i break the joke now. ok remember he said she should mail him if she had a baby with the code spaghetti. Spaghetti meaning kids. Well the lady had triplets; 2 boys and a girl. Thus the 2 meatballs..lol. You get it? If you no get am now. hmm i no no again oo




@lara aww thanks dear. Its a true story too. One has to be careful.





@Blessing i said it was like filmtrick..lol. No joke at all. How have you been this babe?



@Simeon lol this one was more like a thriller. well share the joke with someone. I just did :)



@Anoda Phase haha poor man ke. He did it to himself. What goes around comes right back to bite in the buttocks..lol



@Miss Natural very very evil i tell you. Yes its a true story. Prevention is better than death oh.
lol ahn ahn now babe.


thanks people

shorty said...

LMAO! I get it know, i knew spaghetti means kids and i was like its trpplets but then i got confused at the mention of 2 meatballs. Thanks jare!