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Thursday, July 15, 2010

PLEASE BE SAFE

Shawty imma only tell you this once you the illest bah bah dah dah oh and for you lovin imma die hard like bruce willis. You got spark, you you got spunk…. Your love.

I am not a big fan of nicki minaj, but I really like the flow of the song especially her jamo accent ( person go say wetin concern me with that one..lol. Relax jor).



My people how dey go dey go. How are you beautiful people doing this fine Thursday. Okay I am not going to say it. Who am I kidding, Fourth day in a roll bay bay…lol. Go with it , go with it JAM!. It ain’t too much stuff.. it ain’t too much.. it ain’t too much for me to JAM!. ( hehe that was me singing the Michael Jackson song- Jam)



I know, i know you have heard about this over and over again. Well here i go again. People always hear about the importance of using a condom, but do they really listen. I hear them saying skin to skin is way better, there is no fun in using a rubber. I know you have heard this on many occasions, but do you know the type of sexually transmitted infections you can acquire. Even does of you who claim you haven’t let anyone downtown, but you still perform oral sex. Yes most people say it is not as risky, but do you know you can also contact sexually transmitted diseases like gonorrhea, syphilis and herpes. Most of this disease has no cure. Please be safe out there, prevention is always better than cure.


I remember when they used to advertise the gold circle condom. Go for gold..lol, anytime that ad comes up i will recite everything. My brothers would be like shut this girl. I will shout on top of my lungs( just for the fun of it) until i realised what the gold circle was all about..lol. Same with the always ad, until Mrs. Flo knocked on the door. My brothers will be like have you noticed bsnc is so quiet when the always ad comes on. What happened? I was like somethings are left unsaid..lol



These are some funny ads I saw on the net





Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.

Macintosh Condom: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey - you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.

General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!

AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.

Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?

Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!

Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; make a run for the border.

MCI Condoms: For friends and family

Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.

Delta Airlines Condoms travel pack: Delta is ready when you are.

United Airlines Condoms travel pack: Fly United.

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.



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The next time you want to get Jiggy with it. Remember this...


The plant manufactures various latex products, and has a reputation for using cutting edge technology in its manufacturing process.

On one side of the building, the factory makes baby bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud hiss-pop noise, and the shift manager asked his tour guide what it was doing.

As the rubber is being injected into the mold, it makes a hiss noise. he said The popping sound is from needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple.

On the other side of the building, the two men look at the condom making machine. This machine makes a hiss.. hiss hiss-pop sound during the manufacturing process.

Wait a second, the future shift manager says, I know what the hiss, hiss is but whats with the pop noise every once in awhile?

Oh, that he he. Its the same as the baby bottle nipple process. said the guide It pokes a hole in every third condom.

But that cant be good for the condoms! the observant shift manager replied.

Nah, but its really good for the baby bottle nipple business!

Have a good one

PS: shorty if you no get this one, no comment oh..lol

17 comments:

Fabulo-la said...

LMAO!
I got it!
I got it!
LOOOL!




First time in geography! Lool

BSNC said...

wow its a miracle. hehe she actually got it. oya clap for your self..lol

leggy said...

lmao..na wa oh for all this condom talk.i loved the different companies' slogans!!

Dolly said...

I like that 'your love' song by Nicki Minaj too :D

Lol, so true about the condoms, the ads thing was funny :D

Myne Whitman said...

I got the joke in the last one, lol...and some of those product LWKMD...

Lara said...

all these ad are funny, lovely weekend

Miss Natural said...

The ads were hilarious! lol hmm its a big thing and pple should be careful. lol i got the joke too!!

CaramelD said...

You're on a roll! Where is the energy coming from?

2cute4u said...

You no go kill person!
Love the post..
Congrats on being here this long, lol.
Had a cousin over the other day oh..
So I'm guessing he had an unfinished biz with this chic cause they didn't get to use the condom..
Only my little kids to be play with it! I say, I wan die!
Your Gold circle gist just reminded me.. At that time, I didn't find it funny at all.

shorty said...

Funnny ads. BSNC you dey try o, you should win the awards every year it motivates you. LOL

Ok o i wont say anything about the joke.lol

Blowing Blessings Your Way said...

another post this wk??? wow...i'm thinkin that we're gonna have to take that award back us ur not living up to it anymore! lol

LMBO at the ads tho!

Rene said...

i gorrit! heeehee

The Girl with the Red Hair said...

hilarious ads, you no kill person with all this your jokes oh.

SHE said...

Funny!
I wonder what inspired all this condomish talk?

histreasure said...

babe, u r on a roll here o..

and i was OMG!!! at the joke..one is never careful enuf IMO..

lovely weekend, dear

BSNC said...

@leggy lol it's good to know about this things.


@dolly yea she is talented for sure. yes very true. i hope people listen though..


@myne lol yea people really need to be careful. you never know.



@lara you too dear :)




@Miss Natural lol glad you guyz got the joke. there is a message there though.




@caramelD lol its this juicei have been taken. Its almost finished now.

BSNC said...

@2cute4u hahah wow i did that when i was younger. I thought it was a ballon too.



@shorty lol thank you very plenty. wait now, did you get the joke though? lol



@blessing haha i am about to do so soon. Leave my award of me oh..lol




@rene lol good good.



@The Girl With the Red hair lol no i wouldn't.



@SHE lol this babe you have come again. Its just a message i am passing across.




@histreasure hehe i try. My point exactly. You too dear : )


thanks people