PLEASE BE SAFE

Shawty imma only tell you this once you the illest bah bah dah dah oh and for you lovin imma die hard like bruce willis. You got spark, you you got spunk…. Your love.

I am not a big fan of nicki minaj, but I really like the flow of the song especially her jamo accent ( person go say wetin concern me with that one..lol. Relax jor).



My people how dey go dey go. How are you beautiful people doing this fine Thursday. Okay I am not going to say it. Who am I kidding, Fourth day in a roll bay bay…lol. Go with it , go with it JAM!. It ain’t too much stuff.. it ain’t too much.. it ain’t too much for me to JAM!. ( hehe that was me singing the Michael Jackson song- Jam)



I know, i know you have heard about this over and over again. Well here i go again. People always hear about the importance of using a condom, but do they really listen. I hear them saying skin to skin is way better, there is no fun in using a rubber. I know you have heard this on many occasions, but do you know the type of sexually transmitted infections you can acquire. Even does of you who claim you haven’t let anyone downtown, but you still perform oral sex. Yes most people say it is not as risky, but do you know you can also contact sexually transmitted diseases like gonorrhea, syphilis and herpes. Most of this disease has no cure. Please be safe out there, prevention is always better than cure.


I remember when they used to advertise the gold circle condom. Go for gold..lol, anytime that ad comes up i will recite everything. My brothers would be like shut this girl. I will shout on top of my lungs( just for the fun of it) until i realised what the gold circle was all about..lol. Same with the always ad, until Mrs. Flo knocked on the door. My brothers will be like have you noticed bsnc is so quiet when the always ad comes on. What happened? I was like somethings are left unsaid..lol



These are some funny ads I saw on the net





Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.

Macintosh Condom: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey - you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.

General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!

AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.

Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?

Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!

Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; make a run for the border.

MCI Condoms: For friends and family

Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.

Delta Airlines Condoms travel pack: Delta is ready when you are.

United Airlines Condoms travel pack: Fly United.

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.



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The next time you want to get Jiggy with it. Remember this...


The plant manufactures various latex products, and has a reputation for using cutting edge technology in its manufacturing process.

On one side of the building, the factory makes baby bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud hiss-pop noise, and the shift manager asked his tour guide what it was doing.

As the rubber is being injected into the mold, it makes a hiss noise. he said The popping sound is from needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple.

On the other side of the building, the two men look at the condom making machine. This machine makes a hiss.. hiss hiss-pop sound during the manufacturing process.

Wait a second, the future shift manager says, I know what the hiss, hiss is but whats with the pop noise every once in awhile?

Oh, that he he. Its the same as the baby bottle nipple process. said the guide It pokes a hole in every third condom.

But that cant be good for the condoms! the observant shift manager replied.

Nah, but its really good for the baby bottle nipple business!

Have a good one

PS: shorty if you no get this one, no comment oh..lol