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Friday, July 16, 2010

TGIF

Hey people. How are you all doing this fine Friday? It has been a long quite relaxing day for me ( I needed it). This is my first thankful post in a while. GNG and Jaycee actually inspired this post.




I am thankful for God almighty. He has been so good to me and I truly appreciate him. I need to get closer to God for real. I woke up very early this morning when I felt my bed vibrating and I heard a little sound. I didn’t think it was anything serious, but I was kind was kind of curious what it was about. I later found out that we had a little earthquake in our area. It didn’t even last for a minutes. Thank God it wasn’t that serious. All those earthquake incidents I have seen in movies freaks me out a little. It made me wonder, imagine if it was that serious. I don’t even want to think about it. I just want to give God the glory, honor and adoration.







I want to thank God for my life. A couple of people close to my heart have passed away, but he has kept me here for a reason. I hope I will be able to fulfill them. Yes it’s been very stressful, I don’t have financial aid and I refuse to take loan,( stubborn head, hope I don’t kill myself in the process..lol) so I have to work my butt of to keep myself situated. ( like 2face will say “ I work hard for the money it is not funny plus I gotta say it’s not easy at all at all. I no fit afford to get lazy). It could have been worse, so I refuse to complain. I have a roof on top my head, Nightrider has been a sweetheart (the car no dey give me wahala at all), every part of my body is functioning well. I don’t need a ventilator to breath, I don’t need a wheel chair or clutches to walk, I don’t need a catheter to urinate and I have never been in an accident in my life. What more do I want. The best is yet to come. Nothing good comes easily.






I am thankful for my family and friends. My family has been more than wonderful ( dem no get part 2). I don’t even know where to start. They have always been there for me no matter what. I am entirely grateful to my mum and my brothers. VSNC, wow that babe is amazing. There was a reason God brought both of us in this earth together. She is my right hand chic. Even though she is one of the most sarcastic human being I have ever met..lol. That is what makes her VSNC I guess. I love my family die, I cannot ask for more. I still miss my Dad though; gosh I miss that man badly. I know he is in a better place. I thankful I had the opportunity be associated him. I am thankful for my friends, they have been understanding. God bless their heart, I hope I don’t lose them. There is so much a human being can take. I am thankful for the friends I have met through blogsville. LNQ was the first friend I made through this community. I have made more great friends. I appreciate all of you and you know twitter is not that bad. Original Mgbeke is having a ball there..lol.



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YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TROUBLE WHEN:



Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.

You have to hitch hike to the bank to make your car payment.

Your suggestion box starts ticking.

Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.

You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town.

You see the captain running toward the railing wearing a life jacket.

They pay your wages out of petty cash.

You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than you've ever had.

You tell the barber what you think about his prices before you get your haircut.

Getting there is half the fun and three-fourths of the vacation budget.

The simple instructions enclosed aren't.

A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.

You take an assertiveness training course and you're afraid to tell your wife.

The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.

Your pacemaker has only a thirty day guarantee.

The candles on your cake set off your smoke alarm.

The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never comes out.



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Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "****! THAT'S the word!"






Have a nice weekend people. i may not see you guyz in a while : (

56 comments:

Myne Whitman said...

TGIF!!!!

Ahh,those earthquakes fear me too. Thank God it wasn't too serious.

Loved the jokes, they cracked me up.

ps,where are you disappearing to again? :):)

Miss Natural said...

lol BSNC this is wonderful. A post almost every day! amazing! We thank God for you too and your life...keep up the blogging oh. lol the jokes are hilarious! Im still wondering whether to join twitter or not, hmm i doubt it

Jaycee said...

Awww...this is a beautiful post. Our lives are so precious, such that we have to make every single second count (and every minute & hour). Thank God for waking us up each morning. Amen to your dad being in a better place :)

o_O "You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than you've ever had. "

0_o "Getting there is half the fun and three-fourths of the vacation budget."

And Steve...he should have double-checked. It's always good to double-check. LOL.

jhazmyn said...

Lmao @
• Your wages are paid from petty cash
•Your just took a training on assertiveness and ur scared to tell ur wife.

As for Steve...I reserve my comments ...lol.

I love thank you posts, helps me put a lot into perspective...its a great thing to be able to remember things to be grateful for...have a splendid wkend dr

iphyigbogurl said...

looooolll..that last joke got me!! to bad for the guy....his kini no go fit work again

Harry-Rami Itie said...

Nice posts gal...where u don dey?

shorty said...

Wonderful post, we really need to thank God for our lives.

LMAO!!! First time i'm gettin your jokes. *covers face*

Where you dey go again?

Ms.O said...

Why didnt i get a personal shoutout!!..lol! Thankful for you too sweets1 The joke made me LOL

BBB said...

i laughed long and hard at that last joke, lmao
hehehehehe
so so funny
OMG

thank God for u

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histreasure said...

OMG!!! that last one was eh....too funny!!

Oh, i love thankfulness posts,it gives me a reason to give thanks..i thank God for the privilege of knowing you, albeit virtual..

Blowing Blessings Your Way said...

God is def good!

I felt the earthquake also.

2cute4u said...

Thanks for reminding me to be thankful..
She's back to being the HOUDINI mistress I see, lol..
Great post..
I'm sure your loved ones are lucky to have you too..

LG said...

lwkdm :)
*babe how u? been a minute

Anonymous said...

LOL! loved the joke.

Anonymous said...

LOL! loved the joke.

Anonymous said...

LOL! loved the joke.

Bombchell said...

I slept thru an earthquake in MD bout last week, must have not really hit my cousins house thank heavens

SHE said...

I thank God on your behalf too. On all counts.

You know you are in trouble... LOL!!!

Lara said...

I feel bad for the castrated guy, see wetin grammar cause...LMAO.
Love this post.

Tai -Osagbemi Boma said...
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Rita said...

Hmmm, so many things to thank God for.

OMG, Steve did what? when he wanted what? oh gosh...and this is highly irreversible...

Tai -Osagbemi Boma said...

being thankful is good... most times we are too focused on not getting pricked by the thorns on a rose that we forget to appreciate it also has petals.
#Your pacemaker has only a thirty day guarantee.# lmho
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(www.gistvillage.com/boma)

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ZeL said...
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Geebee said...

lol. You definitely got it like that. Hilarious stuff you got here. How have you been?

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ZeL said...

Lol@tht last joke! Too too funny.

There's really alot to be thankful for.

rethots said...

Where have thou been???

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LusciousRon said...

The last joke was too funny.
I am sorry about your Dad.

aloted said...

gosh! i have been so away from this blog. how are u dear...so sorry to read about your dad. it is well with u and ur family.

i like ur thankful post. :)

ok that last joke was something else!!!

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