TIS THE SEASON

Hello beautiful people. Goodness gracious I can’t believe I have not been here since July. How time flies. How have you guyz been. Hope you are all good.
Compliments of the season oh. Merry Christmas and Happy New year in advance!!!. I have been so busy with school and work. I just had my break in school this Wednesday here and the next day I increased my hours at my job. I was even supposed to work today (Christmas day). My mum simply said that she was going to disown me. I had to respect myself ( joke na joke) and this lady wasn’t playing . Considering that I had to work last two Christmas. What is the one going to cost me… My last name is not work ( abeg there is time for everything oh).

I spent Christmas with my family this year and I actually enjoyed myself. I forgot how nice Christmas used to be. I have gotten so caught up, I almost forgot how to have fun. I need to work though; the bills will not pay themselves. If only the bills could say bsnc bone I gat you this time (a girl can dream now abi ).

Today was wonderful mehh. I really had fun. We cooked fried, jollof and coconut rice, vegetable, egusi and gbanga soup, pounded yam, eba and starch three types of salads, pepper soup 2 types with fish and goat meat, baked turkey and chicken. Then the icing of the cake chin chin, buns and cake. There was food everywhere. My little cousin was like aunty your house looks like a buffet (kids..lol). I didn’t eat too much though. I am working tomorrow oh and I don’t want my client to drive me away from his house (Only God knows what I would have done to the poor man’s toilet, I sabi respect myself abeg). Meanwhile others were eating like they were on gun point. Like someone is pointing a gun at them and saying if you do not overeat I will shoot you. Ahn ahn take it easy now. I mean it’s not that serious, the food is not running away na..

That was my Christmas oh. I enjoyed the food, I enjoyed the gist. My brother was cracking me up with his stories. I am cracking up right now just thinking about it( maybe I ll gist you guyz soon). I loved my presents. Christmas was a blast this year. Although I miss Christmas in Naija, but it seems this year we brought the Naija spirit to yankee. It was fun while it lasted sha.

Hope your Christmas was as wonderful as mine. Have a blessed week people. I missed you guyz sha. One love : )

PS: I have a new car oh. We give God the Glory. Even though Nightrider is gone he will always been in my heart. That was one car that understands me lol.

TGIF

Hey people. How are you all doing this fine Friday? It has been a long quite relaxing day for me ( I needed it). This is my first thankful post in a while. GNG and Jaycee actually inspired this post.




I am thankful for God almighty. He has been so good to me and I truly appreciate him. I need to get closer to God for real. I woke up very early this morning when I felt my bed vibrating and I heard a little sound. I didn’t think it was anything serious, but I was kind was kind of curious what it was about. I later found out that we had a little earthquake in our area. It didn’t even last for a minutes. Thank God it wasn’t that serious. All those earthquake incidents I have seen in movies freaks me out a little. It made me wonder, imagine if it was that serious. I don’t even want to think about it. I just want to give God the glory, honor and adoration.







I want to thank God for my life. A couple of people close to my heart have passed away, but he has kept me here for a reason. I hope I will be able to fulfill them. Yes it’s been very stressful, I don’t have financial aid and I refuse to take loan,( stubborn head, hope I don’t kill myself in the process..lol) so I have to work my butt of to keep myself situated. ( like 2face will say “ I work hard for the money it is not funny plus I gotta say it’s not easy at all at all. I no fit afford to get lazy). It could have been worse, so I refuse to complain. I have a roof on top my head, Nightrider has been a sweetheart (the car no dey give me wahala at all), every part of my body is functioning well. I don’t need a ventilator to breath, I don’t need a wheel chair or clutches to walk, I don’t need a catheter to urinate and I have never been in an accident in my life. What more do I want. The best is yet to come. Nothing good comes easily.






I am thankful for my family and friends. My family has been more than wonderful ( dem no get part 2). I don’t even know where to start. They have always been there for me no matter what. I am entirely grateful to my mum and my brothers. VSNC, wow that babe is amazing. There was a reason God brought both of us in this earth together. She is my right hand chic. Even though she is one of the most sarcastic human being I have ever met..lol. That is what makes her VSNC I guess. I love my family die, I cannot ask for more. I still miss my Dad though; gosh I miss that man badly. I know he is in a better place. I thankful I had the opportunity be associated him. I am thankful for my friends, they have been understanding. God bless their heart, I hope I don’t lose them. There is so much a human being can take. I am thankful for the friends I have met through blogsville. LNQ was the first friend I made through this community. I have made more great friends. I appreciate all of you and you know twitter is not that bad. Original Mgbeke is having a ball there..lol.



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YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TROUBLE WHEN:



Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.

You have to hitch hike to the bank to make your car payment.

Your suggestion box starts ticking.

Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.

You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town.

You see the captain running toward the railing wearing a life jacket.

They pay your wages out of petty cash.

You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than you've ever had.

You tell the barber what you think about his prices before you get your haircut.

Getting there is half the fun and three-fourths of the vacation budget.

The simple instructions enclosed aren't.

A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.

You take an assertiveness training course and you're afraid to tell your wife.

The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.

Your pacemaker has only a thirty day guarantee.

The candles on your cake set off your smoke alarm.

The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never comes out.



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Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "****! THAT'S the word!"






Have a nice weekend people. i may not see you guyz in a while : (

PLEASE BE SAFE

Shawty imma only tell you this once you the illest bah bah dah dah oh and for you lovin imma die hard like bruce willis. You got spark, you you got spunk…. Your love.

I am not a big fan of nicki minaj, but I really like the flow of the song especially her jamo accent ( person go say wetin concern me with that one..lol. Relax jor).



My people how dey go dey go. How are you beautiful people doing this fine Thursday. Okay I am not going to say it. Who am I kidding, Fourth day in a roll bay bay…lol. Go with it , go with it JAM!. It ain’t too much stuff.. it ain’t too much.. it ain’t too much for me to JAM!. ( hehe that was me singing the Michael Jackson song- Jam)



I know, i know you have heard about this over and over again. Well here i go again. People always hear about the importance of using a condom, but do they really listen. I hear them saying skin to skin is way better, there is no fun in using a rubber. I know you have heard this on many occasions, but do you know the type of sexually transmitted infections you can acquire. Even does of you who claim you haven’t let anyone downtown, but you still perform oral sex. Yes most people say it is not as risky, but do you know you can also contact sexually transmitted diseases like gonorrhea, syphilis and herpes. Most of this disease has no cure. Please be safe out there, prevention is always better than cure.


I remember when they used to advertise the gold circle condom. Go for gold..lol, anytime that ad comes up i will recite everything. My brothers would be like shut this girl. I will shout on top of my lungs( just for the fun of it) until i realised what the gold circle was all about..lol. Same with the always ad, until Mrs. Flo knocked on the door. My brothers will be like have you noticed bsnc is so quiet when the always ad comes on. What happened? I was like somethings are left unsaid..lol



These are some funny ads I saw on the net





Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.

Macintosh Condom: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey - you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.

General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!

AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.

Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?

Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!

Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; make a run for the border.

MCI Condoms: For friends and family

Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.

Delta Airlines Condoms travel pack: Delta is ready when you are.

United Airlines Condoms travel pack: Fly United.

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.



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The next time you want to get Jiggy with it. Remember this...


The plant manufactures various latex products, and has a reputation for using cutting edge technology in its manufacturing process.

On one side of the building, the factory makes baby bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud hiss-pop noise, and the shift manager asked his tour guide what it was doing.

As the rubber is being injected into the mold, it makes a hiss noise. he said The popping sound is from needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple.

On the other side of the building, the two men look at the condom making machine. This machine makes a hiss.. hiss hiss-pop sound during the manufacturing process.

Wait a second, the future shift manager says, I know what the hiss, hiss is but whats with the pop noise every once in awhile?

Oh, that he he. Its the same as the baby bottle nipple process. said the guide It pokes a hole in every third condom.

But that cant be good for the condoms! the observant shift manager replied.

Nah, but its really good for the baby bottle nipple business!

Have a good one

PS: shorty if you no get this one, no comment oh..lol

ODIKWA VERY SERIOUS

Hello beautiful people. Wow three days back to back. I am on a roll ( updating spree toh bad oh..lol). Okay I heard and unfortunately saw wande coal’s pic abi na photoshop, No comment biko..lol. ( my poor eyes)







It has been a long day, still have stuff to do. Thanks for the best wishes in my exams. That exam was not easy oh ( It was like I was inside the battle field and I forgot my double barrel). First of all the room was extremely cold. I know it is hot outside, but kini big deal (you go think say we be stock fish inside deep freezer). When I saw the questions eh, the headache wey follow me no be child’s play. I did the best I could, but that my prof is wicked sha. The chapters she told us not to worry about were the exact ones she brought out ( the thing be like film trick). She reminded my of that trybesmen song "plenty plenty nonsense" lol. I looked around the class just to confirm that I wasn’t going coco and I saw the Kia-wetin-be-this look on people’s faces. There was the particular babe I couldn’t stop looking at ( lol I know inside exam condition).








First she took out her jacket, 2 minutes later she went to the bathroom. Five minutes later this babe was sweating profusely. ( as in like a baked turkey). Next, she was fanning herself with her paper (inside AC oh). When she stood up the third time to use the bathroom, I could see wet patches on her dress behind. She was wearing the white cute dress ( na sweat be that inside her bombom, odikwa very serious oh ). I felt sorry for the babe, but there was nothing I could do to help me. I mean I was in the same predicament. After the exam, I went to check on the babe to see how she was doing. She went on to tell me that as soon as she saw the exam questions, her heart started beating faster and she couldn’t see clearly. She also said she felt the urge to use the bathroom. ( na wa o, wetin exam no go cause, premature hypertension, temporary cataracts and sudden diarrhea ewo! God punish devil). The babe was still sick when I saw her today. I was in a crappy mood that day, but GNG calmed me down ( after I harassed her though..lol). She is my newly adopted big sista ( yes its by force). I always wanted a big sista to harass..lol. Funny thing is I ended up getting a B in that exam, not bad abi 






Someone sent me this message. Please pass the message across.






Please take time to read!! Very important!!!

A good friend of ours in Mequon lost their 25 year old son (Arun Gopal Ratnam) in a fire at home June 4th.

This is what happened. He graduated with MBA from University of Wisconsin-Madison two weeks earlier and came home. Had a lunch with his dad at home and decided to go back to clean up his room at school. Father told him to wait and see his mother before he goes back for a few days.

He decided to take a nap while waiting for his mom to come home from work.

Neighbors called 911 when they saw black smoke coming out of the house. Their 25 year old son Arun died in the three year old house. It took several days of investigation to find out the cause of the fire.

It was determined that the fire was caused by lap top in the bed.

When the lap top is on the bed cooling fan does not get air to cool the computer and that is what caused the fire.

He did not even wake up to get out of the bed he died of carbon monoxide (CO).

The reason I'm writing this to all of you is that I have seen all of us using our lap top in bed. Let us all decide and make it a practice not to do that. Risk is real. Let us make it a rule not to use lap top in bed or put computer on bed with blankets and pillows around.

Broadcast this message & you may save others:)







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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without

Have a nice day people. On to the next exam( I know, no be me first go school..lol)

YOU WERE CLOSE

Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage - Jean Anouilh



Shorty, Myne, leggy, Ms. O and Soul Boutique thanks alot for the congratulatory message, but you guyz did not even attemp the riddles ahn ahn..lol. Its all good though. Much love :)


Simeon and Sirius thanks alot. Simeon you got two right..lol, not bad at all. Wow sirius you tried sha. You came back like three times...hahah. You got 3 right babe..lol. You go girl.


Here are the answers to the riddles.

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!

THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW:






Answers:


1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. That one was easy, right?

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).

3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.

4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow!

5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.

See it wasn't that hard..lol


I want to send out a few congratulatory message. Here is congratulating sirius again..lol on her wedding. May God bless and keep your marriage. I want to congratulate two of my brothers. One just finished his masters and i am going to texas soon to celebrate with him( yay!..lol). And another one to my other brother who just finished engineering in uniben. I am proud sister, na marriage remain oh( lol that is something they will say to me). I want to congratulate my uncle and his wife for the newest addition in their family. Talking about babies, congratulations also to our very own andrea( hey mama..). Congratulations our very own Naijagirl( nigerian girl perspective), she just finished medical school( E no easy). Myne i didn't forget you oh, congratulation on your interview on Thisday( i see you..lol), you deserve it dear. Hard work really pays off(me i just want to win the lottery, hard work is too hard).
Finally congratulations to myself for.. well being me...lol. (yes it counts)


I saw this somewhere


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1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow



Hope you guyz are having a wonderful week. See i told you i was going to update more frequently. I am not doing a bad job right..lol. ok bac to studying :)

PS: In case you are wondering, i gave my thank you speech yesterday. I am no obama, but i tried.

OH DEAR

There isn’t a Monday that will not cede its place on Tuesday - Anton Pavlovich Chekhov


Definition: Houdini is someone skilled at escaping. A runaway, escapee, fugitive (lol na wa o, I am not a fugitive though)



Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! I won, I actually won something. Thanks a lot, you make me wanna say O.. O.. O.. Oh my gosh. Congratulations to the winners and the nominees (in my book everybody is a winner jare) Hmm Houdini, it sounds French, Spanish or Russian, but it’s actually English. I am humbled and flattered. Oh my and I did not even prepare a speech *takes an extensive note out of my pocket* lol. Okay I will try and summarize it.




I want to take this opportunity to thank God almighty. He is the author and finisher of our faith; with him all things are possible. I want to thank my mummy and daddy for doing the deed and giving birth to me( haha TMI I know). I want to thank everybody who nominated and voted for me, God bless your hearts and those who didn’t bother to nominate or vote for me. Like biggie will say it’s all Good baby baby. It was all a dream; I used to read blogger’s post, Mr. Naijafineboy cracking me up…. ( okay lemme stop there, I’m not a rapper oh.). To all my followers on blogger and twitter and everybody who has ever commented on my blog, everyone who read my post. If it wasn’t for you guyz who knows what BSNC is? . The other day someone said my name sounded like a radio station..lol. This is BSNC reporting live from 98.3 hot bsnc radio station( doesn’t sound too bad right..lol). Thanks to Myne and Fashinga for campaigning for me( I see you). I guess i have to thank my school and my job for keeping so busy( lol i know, weird right.). If i wasn't so busy, then i wouldn't be nominated for this award. Everything really does happen for a reason lol. Finally thanks to the organizers (especially GNG) for putting this together. I know it must not have been easy, but kudos to you guyz . More grease to your elbows. See I told you I was going to summarize the speech..lol. Thanks again people.





I told myself If I won the most anonymous award, I would tell you guyz more about myself. If I won the drama queen award, I would tell you guyz the most dramatic incident I can remember and If I won the funniest blogger award, I would tell you guyz the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me( lol thank goodness). I never thought I would win the Houdini award. So what do I do now? Okay Iet me see, I will try not being a houdinarian by updating at least 3 to 4 times this week. ( lol now how am I going to do that?)





It’s a riddle. Try and it figure it out; I will give you guyz the answer soon.




1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!




See you guyz soon, fingers crossed ( oh dear). 3 exams this week, Pray for me biko..lol

WAITING IN VAIN

Hey beautiful people. How have you guyz been? Well I have been okay. God has been good to be. I can’t complain.


So you guyz actually turned my wine back to water ( from my last post). Chai meaning I be the maga abi( na wa oh..lol) . Don’t mind me jor. I saw the NBA award. Congratulations Nice anon, babe you deserve the award. I was hopeful sha no doubt ( make I talk truth and let the devil be ashamed..lol). Congrats dear and I was truly honored you shared the award with me. You are far too kind and congrats to the nominees and winners.


Let me also use this opportunity to thank the organizers, wow you guyz did an amazing job. Putting all this together could not have been easy. I was trekking through blogs ville the other day and I saw some negative comments about the NBA awards. You guyz should give them a break now( all this bad belle people, coolo coolo temper) . Did you think it was easy to organizer this kind of award. They took time out of their own life (yes they have their own lives, I know imagine the imagination) to organize this award. Show a little gratitude. Please don’t take the fun away. To the organizers, God bless your hearts.


This morning I got a text message form VSNC. She wanted me to buy her this chair before 10am because she will be at work at that time. I got to the store a little bit late and it seems they brought all the chairs. I felt so bad, but not before I saw this old lady ( 80ish or there about) hiding one of the chairs behind this cabinet. I walked around like I didn’t see her. She looked around making sure nobody saw her. I waited at a corner till she walked away. Then I made my move who said old people are not smart. This lady hid the chair nicely. If I didn’t see her keeping the chair there I would have just simply walked passed it. It took me a while to bring the chair out, but I succeeded. Whew!!! What a relief; now VSNC can let me be. Did I mention that the chair was on sale.( like 50% discount) VSNC wanted that chair so bad.




I took the chair straight to the cashier. I didn’t even bother checking for anything else. I just wanted to buy the chair and go continue my mini vacation in my house.( I called VSNC and told her I got the chair) I got the register and there was a small queue. Of course the old lady was ahead of me..lol. I thought of waiting till she leaves the store, but I was like what is the worst that can happen. I stayed in line next to her. She smiled and said hi to me, I smiled back and returned her greeting. Then she looked at my hand and she said what a nice chair you got there. I am going to get one too. The cashier was like you are so lucky, that is the last chair in the store. The old lady looked at me again and said; where did you get that chair from. I told her I saw it the chair at a corner. I was like someone must have hidden it or something, but I found it.( lol I know my mouth)




And she goes that is my chair. I was the one who kept it there. I did not know what to say to say. She repeated what she said and attempted to take the chair ( which kind wahala be this now and I called VSNC already). I was like. Mam I am sorry, but I need to buy this chair. This time she held the chair and tried to take it away from my hand. I told again, politely that I really needed the chair and this old lady called me a B****t. ( Jesu Christi! Say what now). I firmly grabbed the chair from her and this old lady hit me with her cane (as in hard). That was when the security and the cashier intervened. No be small thing for chair matter oh. Chair that she did not pay for. I sha brought the chair eventually. The old lady called me every name in the book when I was paying for the chair. Now I feel so bad, but she was trying to be smart, I simply showed her that I was an African tortoise..lol






Another reason I feel so bad. So there is this guy, a friend of mine. I met him a long time ago through a friend. Since 07 – 08 the guy has been trying to take our friendship to the next level, but I am not feeling the guy like that. I tried to look at him that way, I try to like the guy, wosai, nothing oh( no electric current) I don’t want to be a relationship with someone because I feel sorry for them ( warahell is that). Throughout 09 the guy did not call, text or email ( the guyz bone me finish..lol). I was like finally, I am so glad he moved on. I don’t want to break someone’s heart oh. I know how it feels( mind ya bizness, no gist…lol). Anyways this weekend the guy send me an email and he attached a song to it. He was like everything I have been meaning to say to you is in this song. The song was Bob Marley’s song “ Waiting in vain” . Anybody who really knows me knows that I relate to songs so well. The song touched my heart mehh. It was like he was saying the lyrics to me plus I LOVE BOB MARLEY. I played the song for a while and then I replied him with another bob marley’s songs “ three little birds”. My friend said I am mean..lol. Shuoo what was I suppose to do now. I can’t lie to him now.




Thank God my grandma is here to cheer me up : ). She is not staying with us this time, but she is like 30 minutes away. My grandma story for another day jor, and yes I got my job back!! ( yup yup..lol). Imagine stress on top stress. Thanks for nominating me again people. I know I don’t blog as much, I really wish I could.



Someone will be like how does the title relate to the post. Abeg lemme jor..lol.Have a wonderful week ahead people.

THANK YOU

Hello beautiful people of Blogs Villa. How have you guyz been? Hope your week is going well?. I am done for the semester, can I get a whoop! Whoop!...lol. It has been a stressful semester. Lord have mercy, I have just 6 days to do whatever before school starts again ( body no be wood oh). Well hard work has not killed anyone yet, but I don’t want to be an example sha. A lot has been going on, I don’t even know where to start. I can hear someone saying start from the beginning ( relax now..lol)




A blogger friend told me I got nominated this morning. I was so happy and shocked at the same time. In fact I was flabbergasted..lol.( I need to speak grammar for this one oh..lol) I know I have not been updating lately, but you guyz still… still.. me. You guyz still nominated me. Wow you guyz are too much oh( abeg chop knuckles jor). On the real though, I am truly honored.




1. Most Humourous Blog
o BSNC
o Nice Anon
o Original Mgbeke
o Sugarking
o Verastically Livin’




That is one tight category oh. See talented bloggers, but BSNC too bad though..lol. My name came first too, first come first serve abi…lol. Plus in the bible ( yes I must quote scripture too. Leave me..lol), ehen in the bible they said ask and it shall be even unto you. Nominate me biko. As you guyz nominated me, please finished what you started . You know it’s not good to do things half way na..lol. In wande coal’s words, as God don change my water to wine, you wan come change am back to water( why would u want to do that ).. na who born the maga..lol. Like black eyed peas “ meet me halfway”. Or in p square words, “ who made it possible, only God make it possible”. Okay e don do.. hehe .





This is my idea of campaigning sha..lol. Thank you for nominating me people and congratulations to all the nominees. I already congratulated the once I could reach. Thanks people.
Have a blessed week ahead : D




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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic,but not too personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents,the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove."

"These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart."

"I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. "

"When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. "

"Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love. "

I REMEBER..

Hey fam, what it do? I am just tired jor. I should be on spring break, but its more like spring catch up and the week is going by so fast. I wish it could slow down a little. I still have a lot of work to do. Yea story of my life...

Yes I am still on twitter. I couldn't leave, I am tired of fighting it jare,i ll go with the flow. I spoke to one of my closest friend this night, i remembered one incident i had with him. I couldn't stop laughing, so i decided to share..


I have known this guy for almost 14 years now. He is a few years older than me. He is one of them cream, aje butter type. Travels to yankee steadily, when i used to think yankee was 5 minutes to heaven. Dresses extra fly, rarely speaks pigin,top school, uses fork and knife(person neva see before hisss..lol)... you know now cream boy. He stays a few blocks away from my house. Chills at my crib once in a while. Actually he is a friend of the family( abi na family friend).


Anyhow dude chills at our crib on the regular. He has alot of sisters, i have alot of brothers. He comes to my crib to feel sane. I don't really go to his place though. Lets just say at a point in my life, i had phobia for girls( as in too many chics in one place *shivers*). Please don't ask..lol. And i later went to an all girls boarding..lol. Yes i know, what can i say. I grew out of it. Anyways me and dude became very close.


I picked up some slang's from my neighbourhood and the guyz around me. I used them on him to perfect my pigin( lol see my accomplishment in life, to perfect pigin..smh). This dude started calling me razz babe(shuu ). He will go, where did you learn that word for, you are becoming razz, will you talk like that in front of your old man( yea popsie no like pigin at all, dude was a lawyer now. lol that one is another story sha).. blah blah blah ( abeg free me jor, na you born me kmt). Dude worried my life for a while sha.



One day we were alone downstairs talking about random stuff.I wanted to tell him a joke, but i told him i cannot tell the joke in English. You know they are some jokes you cannot tell in English, its way better in pigin...lol. He started again with his razz this and razz that( i send the idiot..lol). I told him the joke anyway, next thing dude was laughing so hard he almost fell of the sofa. Then i heard three explosive sounds all at once. I was so scared, i jumped out of the sofa. That sounded like an atomic bomb or something...lol. Then i realised what just happened. I stared at him for a couple of seconds. He looked away like nothing happened. Then i was like did that just come out from you?....hahaha. Gosh i laughed so hard my tummy ached. Dude was so embarrassed, i couldn't stop laughing. He didn't show up at my crib for a week( for someone who practically lived with us)..lol


Next time he saw me, he never insulted or laughed at me. He acted like nothing happened and i let it slide. That was almost 11 years ago...lol. He thinks i have forgotten about it. I will surely bring that up one day..lol



oooo i still can't sleep : ( . Take care people. Have a nice week ahead. My birthday is next month. I don't think i want to celebrate it( don't ask), i ll convince VSNC to celebrate it alone.

Mis pensamientos

Blogger, Blogosphere, Blogspot. I tire for myself. I can’t believe I have not blogged since January kai, . Yes I have been busy with a lot of stuff, but that's no excuse to abandon my blog. I know, I know and to think I was tweeting my life away.



Yes its unfortunate, but I joined twitter. I went against everything I believed and joined that so called site twitter. I was jejejely minding my own business oh when scribbles( robby ) told me about twitter. To sum it up, he said its not really a big deal to join and the site is cool. I was like okay i am in ,so i carried my two left legs and two right hands to join the site. If i only i knew..


He was right. The site is sooo cool. Most bloggers are there( I wouldn't call names, but una know una self..lol).I got to meet new people and some of the anonymous who came to my blog. Most bloggers are not anonymous there. Bloggers are cute sha..lol. The first three days wasn't bad, infact it was really cool. I was trying to get used to the tweet Ville.

A week later, I was hooked. Twitter first thing in the morning, last thing at night. Come to think of it, it sounds so familiar…. Yes of course. It was just like blogger when I first started…lol. Insomnia sets in, tweet 4 hours at a stretch and you may wonder what I tweet about..lol. How do I say this. Absolutely nothing, a whole lot about everything and something with nothing in particular…lol. Are you with me? Good. So why am I addicted to the site you may ask? good question. Wish I could answer that...


My second week on twitter and I have over a thousand tweets, no its not good. For that reason I am taking an AWOL on twitter until further notice ( that is if I am strong enough..lol). Twitter is now like Iya Basira… remember that styl plus song. Yes exactly that one( God forbid bad thing), I shall overcome jor. Wait why am I talking about twitter when I should be celebrating my 1 year anniversary of blogging. You see, my point exactly.


Wow I have been blogging for a year. Isn’t that amazing. I was hoping I get to my 100th post when I get to my blog anniversary. I guess that is not happening anytime soon..lol. Its been a year. I have over 100 followers I really appreciate{ i do : )} and the loyal and wonderful people who thinks my post are commentable. Thank you. You are far too kind.

I apologise about my last post..lol. I know it was kind of disgusting, but funny..lol no?. That incident actually happened to my cousin who passed away exactly one year this week. I blogged about him last year. I was just trying to remember the happy memories I have of him. He was such a wonderful human being, RIP big guy. I love you, miss you and please don’t drink all the wine in heaven oh.


I guess this is a post. I know you guyz were expecting a story ( una too like story jor). I was going to tell you guyz one though. Another time then. You guyz should take care now. Hope you guyz are good though : )

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What a woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes
to wear if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, "C'MON!
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

PS: check this site when you have the chance. Its about fashion..
http://www.stylisheve.com/

THE BUCKET

He drank the water like his life depended on it. It cooled his throat and quenched his thirst. He savored each moment and took every drop in. This was the same water…….



He just started boarding school a few months back. He has always wanted to go to boarding school. Tired of his parents treating him like a chil and tired of his siblings constantly picking on him because he is the last born of 5 children. Here he had his freedom, he could do whatever he liked, sometimes with limitations because of the school rules and regulation. Still he was given a little respect here. He was enjoying his life as a boarder that was until….


THREE DAYS BEFORE..

Until the water system started malfunctioning. All the taps in the school stopped working and he didn’t fetch water that morning because he was running late to class. He went back to his dormitory to take a nap, but it was in a state of chaos . He asked his bunk-mate ( he was also his closest friend then) what all the commotion was about. His bunk-mate went on to tell him about the water situation. All the taps in school stopped working a couple hours ago and people were already getting worried. He was like is that all. He didn’t see it as a big deal, after all it was just the first day. Maybe they will fix it before the next day.


DAY 2

Now he too was getting worried . He was glad that it was Saturday already. It was 7am in the morning and him and a couple of his friends decided to go look around for water. The school is very big, like a town of its own. There is a path in the school that leads to another town, but its quite a distance. They walked around with their buckets and keg for what seemed like forever, still no luck. They went back to their Dom tired, weak and still very much thirsty.



DAY 3

They embarked on their journey again, hoping their attempt will be fruitful this time around. They have already walked past their school to this other town without even knowing. They got to this small house and begged the inhabitant for water. The old lady who lived there said she they was also scarcity of water in their area, but she could spare them a little drink. She gave them a little cup of water to share. There were four of them, but the water was finished when the cup got to him. He looked inside the empty cup and then at his friend( bunk-mate) who took the last gulp. He was too tired to say anything. He felt like crying, but there was no need for that. They thanked the woman and returned to school.

TWILIGHT OF DAY 3

Back in his dormitory. Everybody has said their good nights and was preparing to sleep. He was still too thirsty, he couldn't sleep. At least his friends drank something that day, he needed something to drink too. He laid down on his bed for a couple of minute staring at the ceiling. thinking about his next move. He had an idea, if him and friends were not successful with their water pursuit, what about other student. With his little cup on his hands and his game plan on his head, he proceeded with his strategy. He walked around five different rooms in his dormitory ever so lightly( like a thief in the night), kicking each bucket or keg gently. If it was heavy, it meant they had water in their cans and vice versa. He kicked a bucket which felt heavy, but he couldn’t move the bucket out because the owner chained it to his bed with a padlock.( lol na wa for people sha). He came back to his room with an empty cup feeling frustrated. Just then, he saw a cockroach go under the bed, and he bent down to kill it with his shoes. He bent down and killed the cockroach, but in the process he moved his bunk-mates bucket and it felt really heavy.


He couldn’t believe it. All this time they have been going out, looking for water everywhere possible and his bunk-mate had a bucket full of water all along. He put his cup inside the bucket and brought out a cup full of water. He drank the water like his life depended on it. It cooled his throat and quenched his thirst . He savored each moment and took every drop in. This was the same water his friend refused to give him the other day at the old lady’s house. He was going to tell his friend what he thought about him the next morning. He helped himself to another cup, but he couldn’t help but notice that the water tasted different. There was something about that water. He gently brought the bucket out, he couldn’t believe his eyes. Right there, inside the bucket was a socked towel and boxers. Which must have been there for ages and has seen better days. He just stood there, staring at the bucket. I think you all know what he did next...lol


i know its not febuary yet, but happy new month people. hopefully i ll see you guyz soon. Have a good one.

ITS 2010 BABY!!!

Hello beautiful and handsome people of Blogs Villa. I know I have been a bad bad chic, I need to be spanked..lol. Happy New Year people, how has 2010 been treating you guyz. Hope everybody has been good. I know say una do tire for me already, but its not my fault jare.

I knew this year would be krazy, but not this soon. Its not even about work anymore, school has taken up all of my time( well its an accelerated program. What do I expect). I have to quit my job in the process. I never believed I would do it anytime soon, but yea I QUIT. It was really hard for me to quit that job. I was so attached to the peeps I worked with, but I gats to do what I think is right. It was right at that moment, but now that my account is blazing red, I don’t know again o( I for think twice about this thing sha). Well I am hopeful and optimistic, something good is around the corner. I just have to figure out what corner or better still use a GPS to find it…


School started like the first week of the year and they claim we have no break till Christmas week. Is that their idea of a joke because I am not laughing, I am not finding it funny one bit. In fact the way I walked around a few weeks ago feeling all sad and blue, you would think someone stole my baby, nightrider. It was so bad that someone said good morning to me and I was like what is so good about this morning. Since when did I start saying that. Its not me to say something like that ( I tire for myself, wetin dey do me sef. Na me first go school, what is it. I need to relax). I felt so bad afterwards, I told her I was trying to see how she would react.( i need to stop telling artificial lies o)


Well clinicals started already and of course something happen. People are funny sha. Okay the first incidence, I was working with a lady who was close to or about 300 pounds and I was suppose to transfer her to a chair.( shuoo me transfer who, am i transferring her or is she transferring me. no it will not walk) I couldn't’t do it alone so I asked this guy who happened to be passing by for help. I guess he is a physical therapist or something of that nature. Anyways I asked him to give me a hand and this dude said he can do it by himself.(dem know super man, ah please be my guest) Okay fine, no wahala. Dude embarked on his journey of carrying this lady. He lifted her from the bed with ease. I must say i was impressed, but within a couple of seconds this dude and the lady were on the floor. Like flat on the floor( it was a funny sight though). I don’t know how I refrained myself from laughing. Thankfully the lady and the dude were okay, but he said he hurt his back or something. I know its kind of my fault sha or is it my fault…



Second incidence the babe was trying to wash a patient up in the bed because the lady is immobilized. She prepared her water, brought soap, wash cloths, towel…. All the necessary things you need to give someone a bath . She washed her front nice and clean. Time to wash her back. Lets just say the babe forgot to follow safety procedures and the poor lady was on the floor. The lady on the floor was too shocked to react, but the babe was crying( as in better cry, sit down on the floor, hands on top head kind of cry). I really don’t know what happened to the babe because they said that was her first day on the job. Thankfully the bed was close to the ground, so the lady was not injured. One has to be very careful.



I finally saw twilight this week, yes I know people are talking about the part two or have even stopped talking about it.( abeg free me jor..). Anyways I see what all the hype was about, the movie is interesting. I can‘t wait to see the part two now, hopefully it comes out on DVD soon. Yes I also saw AVATAR with my cousin and his American friend. The dude was asking us If the movie reminded us of home because of what they wore and the fact that they were living on trees. Yea he got jokes alright( stupid boy, hisss). The movie is really nice though, you guyz should go see it and in 3D too. Abeg who has since Dbanj new video, the fall in love song. Mehh that guy needs to be flogged, ahn ahn what is that. I thought it was going to be a wedding scenario or village setting. They need to make another video, they should take note from that ekaette guy’s video( na who give my house girl belle.. Oh lord help me o…lol)



I know this post was totally random, its not my fault. I am using my spare mojo, since I can’t find the original. I heard Nice Anon left Blogs ville headquarters by air. She was last seen boarding northwest airline with a bottle of lacasera and gala. I actually loved her blog and I never got the chance to tell her. She is so funny and real, always giving us the full gist. Even during the recession, she did’t cut back on her gist, she dropped the gist like it was hot. Even though I am not here as much as I want to, I am definitely going to miss you nice anon. I know Blogs ville will too. I wish you all the best this life has to offer


Happy New Year once again blogs ville. Wishing you guyz all the best this New Year. I hope it will be great for everybody.