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Sunday, August 23, 2009

PRESENT

I am filling in the attendance roll, I am present oh. Happy Sunday people. I have been trying to keep up, but seems everybody is on an updating marathon. Hope you guyz are good sha. I finally slept on day three that is after my mum gave me like 6 tablets( over dose o), my aunt gave me something to drink( now I know its not poison), vsnc convinced me to exercise for 30 minutes and the icing of the cake my brother gave me a glass of one kind wine( sweet, but it did its job). I was knocked out for 15 hours. At least I have been having a goodnight sleep. Okay I am running late for work already. I have gist for you guyz on the morrow…


Enjoy
A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix!" The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said "I told you to watch out for the houses! All right, let's go up there, apologise and see how much this is going to cost." They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice say "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied. "No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me! I'm allowed to grant three wishes, and I'll give you each one wish and keep the last one for myself." "Wow, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life!" "No problem. It's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every country of the world!" she said. "Consider it done!" the genie replied. "And what's your wish genie?" the husband asked. "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife." The husband looked at the wife and said "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. Afterwards, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said "How old is your husband anyway?" "35." she replied. "And he still believes in genies...that's amazing!"


Have a nice day

31 comments:

Ms. 'dufa said...

FIRSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT!!!!!

TaioFierce Ameen said...

argg!! Y Ms Dufa, while i wz reading dere wz no comment, lol.... wld av

I can only imagine wat ur system went tru wiv ol dt combo....lol

bonnie said...

hahahahahaha! that genie is complete jokes..
lol you always have the best jokes all the time!

Ms. 'dufa said...

Once you see "No Comment", Race and be the First!..Then come back and read...
LWKMD@the joke. That was funny...Its either the Genie was too smart or the husband, too stupid.

Sugarking said...

Dang!!! Even I didn't see that coming!!! lol!!!

Sir Scribbles II said...

LMAO!!!!!! MUGU!!MUGU! MUGU! MUGU! that's all I can say...MUGU!! but wetn sef, why dem dey stroke d husband, no be d woman ask 4 house everywhere, she's a MUGU too jo!

Rene said...

the husband is freaking dumb....lmao....i dint see dt.

i'm shocked u could sleep after all them combo.

Fabulo-la said...

LOOOOL!
Ok I def got this one BSNC..
lol

bob-ij said...

I know mehn.. I read and leave and a million bloggers have updated.. thanks God for summer.. and umm lol...you and the jokes!!
x!

Myne Whitman said...

Very funny joke. Glad you got your sleep back. Take care.

Ebony~!* said...

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! see applied wisdom abeg! Genie tried no be small i give him that! ahn ahn. Thank God you have gotten your sleep o, by fire by force.

Ebony~!* said...

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! see applied wisdom abeg! Genie tried no be small i give him that! ahn ahn. Thank God you have gotten your sleep o, by fire by force.

gwynne said...

at last, u slept, please wat did u do,i have trouble sleeping too.
as 4 d husband,very foolish agbaya,still believing in genie,too much aladin wen he was growing up.

miss.fab said...

Lol

Bubbles said...

LMAO.!!!!!!

RocNaija said...

Drug abuse!!!

chayoma said...

LMAO
Genie no be small! lol. see wetin man go do for money?
Easy on the drugs sista. overdosing can lead to complications including....
we dnt want that abeg oh!

Chari said...

OH SHIT!

SCAMMM!!!!!

afrocouture said...

hahaha. yeye girl. nice story.

Original Mgbeke said...

Yaaaay you slept! LMAO @ the joke...wow! See Dodoyo sha ooo.

BSNC said...

@Ms dufa lol yes you are..




@taiofierce ameen lol sory tai

lord i was knocked out, but at least i finally get to sleep..





@bonnie lol thanks, glad you liked them :)





@Ms dufa lol professor on comment 101..

lol you are exactly right.






@sugarking lol i know right.




@sir scribbles hahaha true talk, you are right.





@rene lol i know.. yes i slept like there was no tomorrow..




@fabulo-la lol phew!, we give God the glory :)




@bob ij babes its not easy oo. i have 20 more blogs to read...


thanks peeps

BSNC said...

@myne whiteman thanks, i am more than glad :)))




@ebony lol yes my dear by ice and ice water. lol very smart genie indeed.




@gwynne hahah i know, big agbaya.
eya try and exercise or drink ovatine(milk) or watch a very boring movie..





@miss fab and bubblez glad you liked it :)




@roc lol on whose part now???




@chayoma lol i tire. i know, but the drungs helped. thanks for the advice :)





@chari lol exactly...





@afrocouture lol i know. thanks :)



@Original Mgbeke yes i did oooo. na really dodoyo..


thanks people

yankeenaijababe said...

hey dearie, how is everything gong...thanks for always stopping by my blog, love this post...nutty too

Trybes said...

.........and you took that wine from your brother without knowin its name?...Kai...Abeg make i know wetin the name be so i can employ it each time i need to sleep myself..seems it works more than diprivan....you know what that is...????????

Enkay said...

15hours' sleep?! Mehn! No be small thing o!

As for that husband, dem need to flog am! lol!

CaramelD said...

Ha! Scammed! Happy sleeping by the way.

BSNC said...

@YNB thanks dear, i enjoy reading it :)



@trybes lol i will ask him. you should try palm wine, it might work..lol



@enkay lol i tell you, it was sweet eh.

lol i know right, serious one



@caramel D lol thanks dear.


thanks people

Blowing Blessings Your Way XOXO said...

You finally got some sleep?!?! Thank God oooo! Hopefully you'll be able to sleep on your own now...w/o all the "drugs" lol.

Mz. Eniola said...

loool! damn i really chopped ooo! lool

Anonymous said...

lol that was too funny

Nwanyi said...

Crack me up! loool