VIRGIN POEM

Okay this is something new for me. I wanted to see if i could do this. Abeg i take God beg you, don't laff at me oo. PHEW!! here it goes my first real poem.

crush knocked on my door

he was the first who came knocking

i allowed him in without hesitation

he moved in with his family

they come and go as they please

fantasy knocked on my door

i opened my door to him

he gave me an illusion

my imagination grew wide

of things i know will never come through

lust knocked on my door

i motioned him in

he gave me some sleepless night

i tossed and turn those night

still, this were part of my imagination

love knocked on my door

i used the biggest paddlock i could find

i really want to let him, but i can't

he is still outside, patiently knocking

will i ever open that door, only time will tell

There you have it people my virgin poem. hope its not that bad.

I saw this joke somewhere. Enjoy!!



A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsagents to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50." Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!" While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are." They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead." He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50." Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?" The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?" "I promise I won't." she says. "I was behind you in McDonald's!"