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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

VIRGIN POEM

Okay this is something new for me. I wanted to see if i could do this. Abeg i take God beg you, don't laff at me oo. PHEW!! here it goes my first real poem.


crush knocked on my door
he was the first who came knocking
i allowed him in without hesitation
he moved in with his family
they come and go as they please
fantasy knocked on my door
i opened my door to him
he gave me an illusion
my imagination grew wide
of things i know will never come through
lust knocked on my door
i motioned him in
he gave me some sleepless night
i tossed and turn those night
still, this were part of my imagination
love knocked on my door
i used the biggest paddlock i could find
i really want to let him, but i can't
he is still outside, patiently knocking
will i ever open that door, only time will tell

There you have it people my virgin poem. hope its not that bad.

I saw this joke somewhere. Enjoy!!



A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsagents to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50." Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!" While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are." They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead." He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50." Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?" The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?" "I promise I won't." she says. "I was behind you in McDonald's!"

52 comments:

Trybes said...

An i really the 1st here??


Lawd have mercy!...so hilllllarious...wow..the old man just had a good ol' fondle of the womans titties..lol...

About your poem--that was a good one but why would have a gridlock on love--Open your heart and love again and hopefully you find the right one who's gonna treat you like a baby and make you forget your past pains...

Cheers...

bob-ij said...

Are you kidding?? It was so nice. But unlock the door for love jo!!
Second! totally! I hope!
x!

Andrea said...

The joke is funny...oh my gawd.

Bubbles said...

LMAO.!!
THAT JOKE WAS MAD FUNNY.!
LOL

as a poet :)
I would say 'not bad' for a virgin poem

Nwanyi said...

lol..I thought your poem was great..and your first as well! that joke was funnaii! lol..hmmn 78 year old man..such a pervert lol

Ms. Dufa said...

I'm in Top5! impressive! The poem was nice, do a follow-up and this time let love in!

leggy said...

lol..i love the crush part..it was my best bit...it comes and goes as it pleases..niceeeeeee.

leggy said...

nd yah the joke...lol

Luscious LU said...

BSNC! U no kill me with these ur jokes o. I had to read it out to my sistas. That's one sharp man jare!

Your poem is totally beautiful,sure u are a virgin in this? Lol,nice one

Luscious LU said...

Oh and please, open the door to Love,its beautiful but make sure it comes from the right person o!

chayoma said...

i love crush's part! Not bad for a virgin poem oh! and i mean it!

As for Ms. 50, lol!

Don Thieme said...

Ha! Ha! You are giving me ideas.

Fabulo-la said...

Ok I dont get the joke!


*reads it again*

Nope still dont get it.


I like ur poem.:D
Very true.

Anonymous said...

@ fabulola-- WHATTTT?
i heart u bscn!

BSNC said...

@trybes lol yea he is a smart one.

okay i hear, but its just a poem though :)



@bob-ij lol i hear you loud and clear, its just a poem sha.





@andrea thanks and thanks for stopping by..





@bubbles glad you liked it. thanks you are giving me hope in this poem thing..lol. :)




@nwanyi thanks babe, you should see this smile on my face..

lol i know,but he is smart one though....


thanks people :)

BSNC said...

@Ms Dufa thanks will do :)



@leggy thanks babe, glad you liked it..



@Luscious lu lol i wonder how he was when he was younger.

lol wow that good( my head is about to pop..lol) yes its my first

i hear you sista, thanks for the advice...





@chayoma awww thanks babe... lol imagine how she felt.




@Don thieme lol what ideas, please do tell :)



@fabulo-la hahaha seriously you didn't get it. The guy was just being very smart..

Glad you liked the poem :)



@anonymous awww thanks, right back at ya ;)


thanks people :)

bonnie said...

that was nice!..yeaa love..maybe you should open the door an give it a chance.
but hahahaha at that joke..lol good one.

Chari said...

ogini na fio?

omd! LMAO!!!!

Repressed One said...

HA! HA!...that old man is still a 'yuppie' lol

awww cute poem...U will open it just make sure u know where the key is :)

CaramelD said...

We need a key for that padlock! The joke was toooo mad!

Tay-mee said...

BSNC!! You tried, you tried. Sigh if only i cold write as well..lol

Naughty Eyes said...

Hi BSNC! Been a while since I dropped by...
There's absolutely nothing bad about your poem. Bad shouldn't even be used in the same sentence when describing your poem.

And as for that joke, it was just over the moon! Smart old man...

Hope you're good?

Ebony~!* said...

Kaiiiiii the man is toooooooooooo much. I am actually laffing. I can imagine how the woman felt. bless her heart.

Blowing Blessings Your Way XOXO said...

Your poem is really nice!..good job. LMBO at the joke :-)

Rita said...

Let me talk about the joke first...because that one got me laughing uncontrollable...that guy is a "bad" guy...

As for the poem, how true it rings but more importantly, it is very creative. i hope the door is opened to love because that is the ultimate :-)

Enkay said...

I'm no 'poetic analyst' (If there's no word like that, I just forged it. ha!) but I thought the poem was nice.

That old man is just....randy! hahaha!
Talk about 'copping a feel' free of charge!

jhazmyn said...

I just love that old guy...cant blame him can you? lol.

I liked the poem and its piqued my curiosity, and has got me wondering if BSNC is having a "love" situation (yeah yeah..i like a bit of gist now and then..lol). I do hope Love finds a way in though, cos its sure a wonderful house guest

RocNaija said...

Chei! See as I scatter with reckless abandon..

Hmm.. BSNC the poet..

Sassy Trends said...

hahahahahahahahahahah..........that joke is way too funny ...lol

unguardedheart said...

lwkmd@ d joke.........that old man is one hell of a MAN............lol

@joke, beautiful, beautiful....u've actually got a talent in there............wish i cld be half that good sigh!!!!!!

Miss Odukoya xx said...

LMBO!!! lovee the joke...
And that is a really nice poem? Is that like the very first poem you've ever written because its quite good

Miss Odukoya xx said...

lol ignore the question mark..That was a mistake :)

Original Mgbeke said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I just fell out laughing at that joke. See awoof tapping current.

I like the poem, definitely not bad at all for a first attempt. :-)

Hi Lady, it's been a long time o!

BSNC said...

@bonnie thanks babe. um.. its just a poem oh, but thanks for the advise. glad you like the joke.




@chari lol wetin you speak just know, english please..




@repressed one lol yes very smart one. thanks you guyz are giving hope it this poem bizness oh





@caramelD lol help me find the key now...




@taymee hmmm thank you. you will never know until you try. give it a go..




@naughty eye where have you been this dude, Mr MIA. awww thanks.

thanks, i am okay. hope you are good too..




@ebony lol she get what she derseved now, the guy was just smart about it.




@BBYWxo thanks babe, glad you liked both of them.





thanks people :)

BSNC said...

@rita lol yes he is, he was just having a little fun.

thanks i hope so too, wow i think i am feeling this poem thing oh...lol




@enkay hahaha i feel, thanks..

Can you blame him, she asked for it..lol




@jhazmyn lol at all oh. its just a poem though, you too like gist..lol. yes i know, he really is.





@roc lol i am getting there..




@sassy trends glad you liked it :)



@unguardedheart yes he is, something my gran uncle will do.

awww thanks, all you have to do its try. thats what i did :)




@Miss Odukoya glad you liked it, yes it is, thanks. lol yes i ignored it..




@Original M lord have mercy, where hve you been. Ms MIA. lol the guy is catching his fun now.

thanks. yes it has been. how body..



thanks people :)

Kafo said...

didn't read the story
but your poem rocks

for real
for a newbie
this is beautiful

Fabulo-la said...

Hmmmmmm

Ok i got the other joke.
but I still dont get.

The man just wanted to tap current abi???
Ok, but if he was blind, how did he know she was 50 from standing behind her?

Ok I know im totally killing it, but I rlly dont get it!
lool

My World said...

I sooooooooooooooo love that poem...............

Anonymous said...

for a first timer kudos to you. you do this more often

miss.fab said...

oh. my. gawd at that joke. lwkmd! lmao!!!!

haha i like your poem. very sweet and innocent!

histreasure said...

your poem is beautiful..really nice. i could totally relate to the sequence.

And i was totally bowled over by the joke. old man wey no get chance do somtin just de take style tap correct current ..lwkmd

BSNC said...

@kafo awww thanks kafo. :)



@fabulo-lo phew thank goodness.

you still don't get this one, fab you are killing me here...lol. its all good though, more jokes coming your way.





@My World aww thanks dear, glad you did..




@anonymous thanks i sure will.



@miss fab lol glad you liked the joke. thanks babe, i will try to do a continuation on it..




@histreasure you could, thanks. hahaha the guy was having doing his thing jo and thanks for stopping by


thanks people

blogoratti said...

Impressive,that virgin poem-straight from the heart thoughts eh? That's how one ought to write:)
Nice try..so whats the size of tha padlock again? :)
Hilarious joke,that old man..SMH.

aloted said...

aww nice poem...pls allow love in o..biko!

hehehehe..this joke is funny...this one i definitely get!!!

Bibi said...

i love that poem! very good o! you say na your first? truely? wow, its very good. for your mind you sabi write heh? lol

Sugarking said...

Chai! i gbadun this poem die!!!!

BSNC said...

@blogoratti thanks i am just a student, learning from you guyz..

the padlock big oh..lol


@aloted thank God you got it..lol. yes ma i will....



@bibi lol only you go get mouth curse me. big head, thanks sha...




@sugarking awww thank ohh



thanks people..

Tisha said...

funny
that 78yr old just felt her up for nothing.
your poem was lovely, i pray i'll let love in.

Tisha said...

funny
that 78yr old just felt her up for nothing.
your poem was lovely, i pray i'll let love in.

Tisha said...

funny
that 78yr old just felt her up for nothing.
your poem was lovely, i pray i'll let love in.

Tisha said...

funny
that 78yr old just felt her up for nothing.
your poem was lovely, i pray i'll let love in.

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