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Monday, August 24, 2009

YES AGAIN

I came back from work, i was so tired but my aunt was doing this little get together. I have to be there to help in any way i can. There i was looking kind of nice if i must say so myself ( yes oh mo gbono feli feli....lol). I was talking to this guy who was bursting my head with his lyric( or so he thinks). I heard this thick ibo accent, i was so such i have heard it somewhere before. I turned to the direction of this voice. It was none other than pale....lol. Yes i thought i was imagining things, how did he know my aunt and it was a small get together. Of all the people in the world i have to see..




Pale was sitting beside my aunt's husband, they were really preocuppied in what ever they were discussing because he didn't see me pass. I said hello to my aunt's husband and look directly into pale's eyes. He was telling my aunt's hubby, who is this fine young lady. ( eh did i hear this man correctly, did he just say what i thought he said). I heard my aunt's hubby saying, she is my wife's niece, you know the xx daughter. Pale was like ohh i see. ( yes you see alright hiss)I was confused o, did i dream about the whole summer. I was like are you not Mr. pale... my aunt's hubby was like do you know him. I told him, i thought i did. ( maybe it was someone that looks like him)




I went downstairs, played a little game with my cousins, while i was going back upstair i met pale by the stairway. I was walking pass him when he called my name. I knew it.. i know i was not going crazy, so this baboon knows me after all. I was like pale i said hello to you and you ignored me. He was like you see bsnc, i didn't know this was your aunt's place and my wife is around. I was like so.. He said i wouldn't understand( i didn't want to even understand sef.... yeye man ). He was like bsnc you are looking good today maybe that was why i couldn't recognize you before. (the man think say i get time) I took a step forward, he was like bsnc i am talking to you now. why didn't you pick up my calls eh, your friend gave me your number ( that stupid girl). I picked up his call once thinking it was somebody else, only to find out it was the big head calling. He was like have you changed your mind yet, i am still considering you o...( abeg someone should tell me what this man is considering me for biko, i wish i could speak ibo maybe he might understand better)




I told him plain and simple if he as much as call my phone or talk to me about anything other than school, i will report him to my aunt's who will give me his wife's number. He was like all this small girls of nowadays, you think you are bold. you don't understand i will..... my aunt walked . She was like bsnc where have you been, i need you to help me with something. pale walked away as she was talking to me. My aunt was like ehen bsnc what were you doing talking to that man. He is a woman wrapper, he goes about chasing young girls. His wife is tired of complaining. I told my aunt about my incident with pale and we had a good laugh.





I helped my aunt to clean a little. when i went back to the parlour pale was nowhere to be found. I relaxed and try to enjoy myself even though i was really tired. Did i mention that my aunt is a good cook, i think i gained an extra 5 pounds that night. Since that night pale has not called me since, hopefully he leaves me alone.. for good this time around.












Enjoy!!


There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl but she was never home and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return any letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So what she did was this: She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed. So what he did next was awesome: He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.

32 comments:

Justdoyin - Anoda Phase said...

lol...that was wicked...

Pale will surely leave u alone 4 good now...

Gee said...

firstttttttt!

Sugarking said...

ha ha haaaaaaaa!!!! BSNC where do u get all these stories from sef??

And about Pale, u told ur aunt?? Haba now??? lol!

Andrea said...

Pale is a yeye man. That story was fun, the guy is mean..oh well.

Tigeress said...

lol@ Baboon

Trybes said...

wow...This so hillarious..what a nice way to revenge for the pain he suffered..nice one mhen...

Mhen you guys aint nice ooo..you and your aunt..see as una finish the guys gpa like that..

Ms. 'dufa said...

Lol@Pale...I just feel for his wife.

Bubbles said...

LMAOOOO
PALE IS A JOKER.!!!

and that joke was woah.!
lol

chayoma said...

I knew it wld be Pale, (after i read the post of course...lol)
Dude better back the F off...
Damn the joke was funny, but dude was wicked.

leggy said...

hey...na wa oh..all these cheats sef...men don tire me no be small!

blackrubies said...

HA HA HA Ha Good 4 her.nice joke

SOME mehn r useless oh, ahn ahn so he even knew he had wife, shameless man . this reminds me of when a 60sthng yr old man blew a kiss at me when i was like 12 or so and it wasn't platonic oh.....maybe he expected me 2 follow him.... :) as i said b4 shameless men !

Ebony~!* said...

Oh it was sweeeeeeeeeeeeet for you to tell your aunt about that human goat! He has wife, only heaven knows what she is going through with him, rubbish! LOOOL mehn you and these your stories sef!!!!!!! I enjoy them sha no lies! :)

BSNC said...

@just doyin lol he should, how have you been...



@gee lol where did you go to..



@sugarking lol its from a private source..

ahn ahn she asked me now, should i lie to her..




@andrea lol are you telling me. i know jo




@tigeress the birthday lady when is my cake o..




@trybes lol poor girl. ahn ahn we didn't do anything now...



thx ppl

Doja 2.0 said...

So he is scared of the wife.I wonder if she knows he is a Baboon.

BSNC said...

@ms dufa i know, the poor woman is already tired..



@bubbles big one my dear, glad you liked the joke :)




@chayoma lol ehen after you read it.. he has been warned..

lol i know, too wicked.





@leggy lol what can we do with this men...




@blackrubies lol ahn ahn rubies...

can you imagine when you were twin.
shamless man indeed..




@ebony ehen someone that supports me..lol. i know poor lady, just marry yeye man.

glad you like them :)


thx people

BSNC said...

@doja lol i guess she does..

Repressed One said...

Chei!! all these yeye old men sef...so people even know of his uselessness? lol poor wife.

Anonymous said...

lol always sure to make me laff...

Rene said...

lmao @ pale.....he berra leave this time.
That joke is hilarious...

bonnie said...

hahahahaha pale that guys is jokes. i feel sorry for his wife. your aunt seems soo coool!

and dat joke...nice one by the ex.

pink-satin said...

that girl is screwed!!lol

pink-satin said...

and that yeye pale man is silly...imagine him saying you young girls think they are bold!na wa o...

Blowing Blessings Your Way XOXO said...

wow...that guy is a fool!

Myne Whitman said...

Forget Pale jo, better is on the way.

The guy in the joke is wicked! LOL

miss.fab said...

But BSNC why now... the bobo wants to marry you now, lol!

Damn at that joke. That's harsh o!

Fabulo-la said...

HOLY SMOKES!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well it served the bitch right..lool

And as for that Pale...mscheww one day his wife will just vex for him and show him pepper..lool..lol

TaioFierce Ameen said...

Ha!! Pale sef evn wen his wife wz nearby... LOL,
mayne dt girls parents ll have a fit...lwkm

Mz. Eniola said...

lool!!! d bbe tot she cud do d guy strong thing! loool! gud 4 her loool...ha ha! y wud she send a picture like dat doe!? eww disgo lol...ha ha@ d guy..small girls feeling bol ke? u shug have twisted hez mouth loool!

BSNC said...

@repressed one yes they, he is a shameless man now. what you expect. how u dey..



@anonymous thanks glad i do. i wish you had a blog though.





@rene i am tired o, i hope he does. lol i thought it was funny too :)




@bonnie lol yes he is, my aunt is as cool as ice. nice person..

ahn ahn bonnie so you support him..lol




@pink satin if i tell you say i no tire, i ll be lying....


thanks people :)

BSNC said...

@blessing lol which of them....



@myne whitman i have forgotten about him before o. lol i know..




@miss fab haha fab you are not serious. i could send him over to you, are you interested..lol




@fabulo-la lol ahn ahn but he sent it to her parents..

lol i hope she does, really..




@taiofierce ameen he is a hopeless man jo. lol they will kill her...




@eniola haha well that was the only thing she could think of..

hahaha i can't twist his mouth now



thanks people :)

Buttercup said...

Haha Pale! Serves him right! OMG @ the joke..dang!

Nwanyi said...

The idiot!