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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

ITS NOT FAIR, BUT ITS ALL GOOD

hey people.. hope your week has been going as planned. I am not happy . Remember from my last post i told you guyz my colleague is going to work for me on my birthday. Well she finally called me and told me she had no idea it was the same day as Easter day, so she can't help me. We talked about it last month and she agreed. I still can't believe i be working on my birthday/Easter day. Its not fair, but its okay. I guess my sister will celebrate our birthday alone. At least someone is celebrating it. lucky her

I was going through my joke file today. i look at it every now and then to make me laugh. i came across this one and i thought it was funny, its kind of old though. enjoy


There were these three men who got lost on an island. So it happened that the people who live on the island were cannibals and so they captured these three men. When they caught them, they told them that they were going to eat them, but the men started pleading for their lives, the people decided to give each of them a chance to live. They told the three men to go into the forest and look for any fruit they can find and bring it back to them. The three men went on searching for fruit, the first man came back wit some apples and gave it to the cannibals, he was so happy he thought he was free to go, but the cannibals were like ,there's still a test, they were like we're going to have to stick this up your ass first but if u scream or make any sound, we're will kill u, he agreed and they put the first apple in his ass, he endured that one, but the second one was painful, so he screamed and they killed him.

Not long after the first one died, the second one came in with some cherries, they told him about the test and he was like okay. So they put the first cherry in his ass, second, third, fourth……….. He was almost done with his test, when all of a sudden he burst out laughing, and they killed him for that. After he died and then got to heaven, he saw the first man they killed, and his friend was like, " what happened mehn, u almost got it and why the hell did u have to laugh", the second man replied saying "dude, I saw the third man and he was carrying pineapples".

37 comments:

Repressed One said...

Awww soo sorry you have to work on your birthday :(

I only read that part...i'll be back for the rest.

Pele luv.

juiceegal said...

Sori u hv 2 wrk on ur bday...bt u cn do smthin later on after work.....nd lol at d guy carryin pineapples.

Tiwa said...

lol..i heard that joke before..veri funni
sorru bout u workin on ur birthday/easter. that sucks big time :-( but you can celebrate after or summin your sister should hold the celebration until u, the celebrant is available

scribble,me.free said...

aww...sad to hear you're working on your birthday...e go berra!

I've heard the joke before but i still burst out laughing...funny as hell

Beyond said...

sorry you have to be at work on your bday.....

this joke made my day.... thanks

MissLove said...

lol that was a classic joke!!!! sorry about your bday!!! :( that is annoying! we should catch the girl and bite her and stuff apples in her ass lol

*Diane* said...

sorry you have to work on your b-day... that's just as bad as studying for an exam on your b-day.... but at least you'll be making money...

Funms-the rebirth said...

awww sorry dear..... u have a twin? dont worry, u can declare the next day as ur birthday too....... lmao @ d joke....i wonder if there was a fourth man, maybe he would have brought coconuts? gosh im dry!

naijagirl said...

lol, have heard that joke before but its still funny
awww, sorry hon. Its probably late to get another replacement

Tigeress said...

OMD i remember this joke from Primary school. LOL!!! Nice one BSNC! Brough back memories.

Afrobabe said...

Awwww sorry about that babes...maybe someone else will come forward...

Lmao @ the pineapples...mehn I would hve laughed too...

BSNC said...

@repressed one thanks dear

@juicegal am working all day sunday. lol yea i know

@tiwa yea i know, but still am going to miss easter. thanks

@SMF thanks yea i know.. it made me feel lil better

@beyond am glad it did.. thanks for stopping by

@Miss love OMG i know rite. now thats funny

@Diane yea i know, but it was my day. the only day for me in 365 days. thanks

@funms- the rebirth yea i have a twin. lol abi. no you are not dry now. that was funny. thanks

@naijagirl yes it is. lol yea i know its still funny. thanks

@tigeress lol am glad. thanks

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BSNC said...

@afrobabe thanks dear. yea i know me too..lol.

thanks alot peeps

*Abeni* said...

hey no fair! whats wrong with the girl sef?? schewzzz..there's no other person to help?

hehehehehehehe...You know what he probably might not even have screamed, he would have taken it like a MAN!

new post, go and laugh at my silliness again, it'll make your day :-)

~Sirius~ said...

How sads, you working on your Bday. Anyways many more years and birthdays to come. That joke had me shaking my head. Feeling sorry for the dude.

CaramelD said...

As a nurses child I can't tell you how many Christmases, Easters and birthdays have had k-leg over the years! Sorry oh pele! I will Fed-ex my roast for you, including the mashed potato and chocolate cake. [Don't tell anyone]!

I've never heard that joke before , funny!

Nice Anon said...

oh ndo oh.Sucks you are working.

Miss Lowlah said...

Aww that sucks luv. I hope they do something nice for you after work. Lol @ the joke, heard it before.

Buttercup said...

pele sweetie..u cud always celebrate later, no??

lmao @ the joke..

Bibi said...

my sista pele o! nor worry. i will take you out to celebrate. now, let me look for a day off....

Miss FlyHigh - LondonsNaijaQueen said...

*gives BSNC a hug* sorry hun working on your bday o gosh that stinks! ...well hopefully you'll still have a lovely regardless ..

lol @ the joke ...u like jokes right ? lol

BSNC said...

@Abeni no its just two of us. lol yea i just did that. you are one funny chic.. thanks

@sirius thanks alot. lol yea i know. thanks sirius

@caramelD lol K-legs indeed..please am waiting o. i promise i won't tell... thanks :)

@Nice anon yea i know. thanks

@Miss lowlah yea i know it really sucks. i hope so too. thanks

@Buttercup i really don't know because they planned everything for sunday. thanks dear.. lol yea made be laff to day too

@bibi awww is that just wonderful. hope you are serious o. am waiting.. thanks B

@Miss FlyHigh thanks i needed that hug. yea thanks alot. i will try..
yea i do like jokes alot :)

thanks peeps really

bob-ij said...

It's sad you have to work!>..But who knows...every cloud has a silver lining...

p.s. I'm a twin too...and she's white-skinned...lol

x!

Adaeze said...

lol @ the joke

I'm so sorry to hear that, that sucks..won't you get any free time to celebrate later. Anyway, just try to make the best out of it and declare another day your b-day and you can have a blast the whole day.

jhazmyn said...

LMAO, good one and a great way to start my day too, tnxs for that

As for ur Bday...i do hope something enexpected and exciting happens cos u deserve to have a blast anyways...lets keep our fingers crossed

downtheaisle said...

lol, a good dose of laughter.

for your birthday, I think you should plan something for yourself after work...that way you get to enjoy your day.

LusciousRon said...

Eeya sorry love. Try to have fun while working and you never know, someone might let you have the day off as its your birthday.

Funny joke!

My World said...

Lol @ the joke....
sorry about your birthday and I kinda agree with b'cup's suggestion.....

RocNaija said...

No worries dearie..

Can't you plan around work? Like if you're working in the morning.. Go for dinner at night or something?

As long as your not working the whole day..

ndo..

BSNC said...

@bob-ij yea mine better have a gold o..lol. you are a twin. how lovely... okay thats a joke..lol. thanks

@adaze no i won't i am welcomeing the whole, but i will figure something out. thanks adaze maybe i would do just that, but its the two of us though

@jhazmyn awww thanks alot. i do deserve it right . i hope so too. mine is crossed

@downtheasle yea i will see what i can do. thanks alot and thanks for stopping by

@LusciousRon i don't think i can. but i will try. yea i hope so too thanks luscious

@My World yes i know. thanks my world(fareeda)

@RocNaija i am working all day . thanks roc its all good

thanks alot peeps

blogoratti said...

Shame you have to work on your birthday,but hey something good might actually come out of it-you never know!
Happy birthday in advance!

simeone said...

d joke funi o...not come across it b4 too..
..sori bout the buffday,..i hope it happens just dis once....cheers

SHE said...

Ouch!!!

Ouch!!!

Just...Toluwa said...

awww.sowee! bt u dnt work the whole day, do u?

BSNC said...

@blogoratti yea i hope so too. thanks

@simeone lol am glad you liked it. yea i hope so too. thanks...

@she lol yea i know double ouch

@Just..Toluwa yea i do work all day. thanks

thanks peeps :)

Original Mgbeke said...

Awwww, sorry my dear. E go better.

BSNC said...

thanks original mgbeke i think so too :)