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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

SAD YET NICE

Hello people. Hope your week has been going as planned. I want to use this opportunity to thank you guyz for the birthday wishes, you all are far too kind. Most of you think i had double the fun because my day was on Easter day. Well try zeroing the fun, not even a tea spoon of it.

I had to work all day long. Mr. Sean (my patient) was not happy all day, so he was kind of moody. At first, i was like i should be the miserably one. I later found out that he was expecting some of his family members to come celebrate Easter with him, but they back off at the last minute with their flimsy excuses. Even HGF (his girlfriend) did not show up, so it was a drama free day. I felt sorry for him. I joked about the pathetic day i was having also and we both agreed I deserved the award for the miserable one. I tried to make light of the situation; we talked, watched a couple of movies and played his game. It wasn't a good or a bad day, just an okay day.

I got home later that day; everyone gave me their hugs and presents. We just had a little family dinner which was really nice. I was taken by surprise when I checked my phone, I have never seen so many missed calls, text messages and voice mails in my life( I guess because I couldn’t answer most of the calls). Then I checked face book and blogville,( the icing on the cake). You guyz really made my day worthwhile. I’m really thankful



My little LOL present. Enjoy………


A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die:

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress.

"Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television.

"And, most importantly make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

Have a Blessed week

38 comments:

Gee said...

first!!!!!!!!!

Gee said...

lmao...the woman is crazy!
loooool...i guess she culd not live up to the requirements of being a gud wife!

Im sure u had fun on the bday jare...for me presents=fun!
lol

LovePaprika said...

2nd!!1

LovePaprika said...

pls I love that woman!!! as in really what else was she meant to tell him? what kind of doc is that anyway?

poor dude as in ur pateint :( at least u smiled at the end of the day and I am glad I was a party to it xx

LusciousRon said...

That is one sharp woman! Pele about your day. Next year will be better. Silly Doctor.

~Sirius~ said...

LOL @ the joke.......

I guess it was a perfect b/day- if you look at it that way.

Take care Chica.....

My World said...

Imagine the wife oooooo.
Great post,chica.....

L-VII said...

LOl, I do love these jokes of yours.... Glad you had a nice easter.

L.

Tigeress said...

lol! nice joke.

rethots said...

License to kill....

BSNC said...

@Gee yes you are.. yay!!!...lol.
lol the requirements were too muc. okay if you say so.. thanks dear :)

@Love paprika lol you love her for real..umm okay. yes you were thanks babes

@LusciousRon lol sharp woman indeed. Amen o, thanks babes

@Sirius i guess so too. thanks dear and take care of you too

@My World lol i know abi. thanks chica

@L-V11 thanks alot dear. i will try and post more of them. i guess i kind of did.

@Tigeress thanks T :)

@rethots lol you got that right.

thanks peeps

LUMIDEE said...

oh ..Happy belated birthday..feels like im the only one left out ..Glad you were still able to put a smile on someone's face even if your day wasnt the greatest..

LOL at your joke..That woman is weird! and the doctor..sounds like he's been there before...

Nice post..have a lovely week ahead..

justdoyin said...

look @ it this way; u got to help make another person's day...but 4u, ur patient would have felt even more miserable...so, wedone u!

also, there's nothing like family n loved ones being there to celebrate ur special day with u, so all wasn't gloom afterall...

lol @ d wife in d joke...

justdoyin said...

weldone, I meant...

blogoratti said...

Nice that you got back home to a loving family, highlight of the day for you!
You just got to feel sorry for the guy in that joke,lol*

Original Mgbeke said...

Happy belated birthday babes. I'm glad you had a good time the latter part of your day. Remain blessed! :-)

Buttercup said...

so ur day didnt turn out bad after all!

eeya, poor mr sean..

lmaoooooooooooo @ the joke..which kain requirement r those?? mscheew

naijagirl said...

hahahha....see me see wahala oo. you are going to die is an understatement.....good one jare

awww, did you at least do some reflection? I am glad you got gifts and some love

BSNC said...

@Lumidee yes you were, but you can still have some cake. thanks lol i know right

@justdoyin yes he would have been miserable. thanks, yes i know nothing like family. thanks dear

@blogoratti yes my family was that. lol yes i know..

@Original Mgbeke yes i did. thanks babe

@buttercup yea sad yet still nice. yea poor him nobody showed up.

lol i tire for the doctor oo

@naijagirl lol the woman tire now.. yes i kind of did. thanks babe

thanks peeps

Cappuccine Baby said...

Lmao @ Joke

Hope u had a great bday!

Enkay said...

I feel sorry for yur patient. He must have felt rejected.

haha! the woman just declared "you are going to die' just like that! As in "you go wait tire make I do all those things wey the doctor talk!" lol!

Adaeze said...

aww happy your birthday worked out good after all!

BSNC said...

@capuccine baby yea i kind of did.

@enkay i know, i really felt bad too. lol na so o, just like that

@adaeze lol yea kind of, sort of

thanks peeps

Ms. SpicyTee said...

lol.. i guess the woman is ready to see the guy dead.. very funny...i can see you' enjoyed ur bday.. Anyway when can i get my cake?

*Diane* said...

lmao!!! i wonder if the husband paid the doc to tell his wife all that stuff..lol. I'm glad you enjoyed your b-day :-)

Cidersweet said...

It's so nice to have people to experience life with. Hope you had a good today? And tomoro will be good, amen.

Sweetnothin' said...

hilarious.... you always make me laugh. that was a good one. enjoy your week sweetie

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

haha thanks for the laugh!

SouLBoutiQue said...

LMAO!!!!! That wife is not serious! As in she didn't even try sef...lol!

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BSNC said...

@Diane lol who knows you may be right..lol. thanks :)

@cidersweet yes it is. yes i did, it will be better. i wish you the same and more

@sweetnothin aww i am glad i make you laugh. thanks and have a blessed week

@solomosydelle lol you are welcome

@soulboutique lol i know right. no time jo

@scoopsnaija will do..

thanks peeps

Chari said...

awwww!!!! see you smiled in the end joo...family dinners are the best...*rolls eyes* at the dudes peeps, humans are like that...

LMAO @ the joke...poor guy o!

Freedom AT LAST! said...

Happy belated Birthday!

Boy that wife is just mean lol..

BSNC said...

@ chari wow chari is that really you. its about time :)

yes i guess i did. yea its so unfair. lol yea poor guy, the doc was too hard on the woman jo. thanks for stopping by :)

@freedom thanks. its not her fault...lol

thanks peeps

Adeola said...

Lol, your jokes are just great,the woman for try small sha o but then that was a bit too much,abi?

Glad your birthday was great on the LR and glad i was part of it.

NaijaBabe said...

Sheeeeeeeeeet
she gave it to him clean clear...you're gonna die nigga!

Happy belated birthday...Im glad you still got all those wishes to make your day

BSNC said...

@adeola thanks, yes was just too much. yes you were. thanks :)

@NaijaBabe lol i know. yea i guess i kind of did. thanks:)

thanks peeps

My World said...

I never got nervous about driving and started at about 16yrs as well.....
I really feel for Mr Sean ooooo.