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Friday, April 3, 2009

LOL pt 2

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said,"You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, ly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh? "She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, cutie pie?

.."LISTEN UP, D*CKHEAD! DRINK YOUR F**KING BEER IN YOUR GOD D*MN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER F**KING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU SELFISH BASTARD. YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, A**HOLE?"

........and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?


have a wonderful weekend guyz

45 comments:

Dante said...

first..i am back!!

Confessions of a London gal said...

2ND?

Ok, I'll manage 2nd! lol

Confessions of a London gal said...

LMAO!!
You do know that when Blogsvillas (Men of Blogsville) see this, they aint gonna wanna marry? Lol.

Hv a good weekend too girl!

CLG

My World said...

BSNC nawa 4 you and these your funny gist ooooo....
9ice thou...

CaramelD said...

hahahahahahaha [funny] and slightly scary ;)

Dante said...

jeezzzzzzz....
is that what married life is? lol....quivering and uaking lol

Where in pete's name is tigress...Tigress is that what you are going to do to me?

Miss Lowlah said...

Lol... men I'd probably be the one dragging hubby to strip clubs and asking for lap dances.

Afrobabe said...

Whoopieeeee, I cant wait to be married!!!

blogoratti said...

Hnmmmm!

blogoratti said...

Sweet story indeed,lol*
Abeg free that guy!!
Lovely weekend to you too, have fun!

Rayo said...

Haha so wrong!

Tigeress said...

i like this babe o! correct! lol

jhazmyn said...

Happily ever after? for real?...LMAO

scribble,me.free said...

ha! err dude should have tried

"but honey, here at home I cant get sloshed with my buddies and come home to you for drunken clumsy sex"

i'd like to see her supply that

LusciousRon said...

Definitely! Very funny. Have a nice wkd too!

Shubby Doo said...

ROTFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...so funny...almost sounds like something i could do!!!

Original Mgbeke said...

LOL!!!

Cappuccine Baby said...

Loooool I need to give this woman a handshake :D

Jayla. said...

lolllllllllllll, correct babe!

Good Naija Girl said...

He got TOLD!

Have a great weekend, BSNC!

Sweetnothin' said...

hahahahhaha. now thats what am talking abt.. she got her man down pat. he's not going anywhere anytime sooon

RocNaija said...

He should have just grabbed his keys and run..!!

Nice one!!

Gee said...

lmao...first of all wont a normal human being get tired of being called all dose names?shuuu..na so the love dey do?

secondly...the woman is funny jare, see the way she cursed him out untop him wanting swear words..ahah

The man sef shuld have just sed the truth.."wanna hang out with my buddies puppy face" and the story 4 end der.lol

Dabizniz said...

talk about the home being a not so beautiful place

JustDB said...

hillarious.. wifey definitely had all the bases covered!

Nefertiti said...

LMAO... sounds like me. Very funny!

*Diane* said...

lmao!!

naijagirl said...

hahahaha, thats sooo wrong
now, thats why its said that couples should allow each other breathing space from time to time. they shouldnt be tied to the waist

BSNC said...

lol...thanks guyz am glad you all liked the joke..

Repressed One said...

LMAO...dang she gangsta with it. I even feel sorry for the guy sef. Talk about ball buster lol.

Lolia said...

But this joke is wrong on so many levels! Still love it though :)

Have a wonderful weekend dear x

Just...Toluwa said...

error...cant compute! can i undo the i do? lol!

Just...Toluwa said...

quite funny tho!

BSNC said...

lol thanks guyz glad you liked it :)

FREEDOM said...

Very funny. Thank you!

juiceegal said...

I love dis..................nd d wife is on point......stumbled across ur blog as i just strtd bloggin..love d way u write.

Brown Sugar said...

LMAOO...Now thats what i call "OWNED!"

Penelope said...

lmao!!!

3 Bay B Chicks said...

Is this really a story? I thought you were just describing my life. :)

-Francesca

BSNC said...

lol yea i know.. thanks guyz

Enkay said...

hehehehe!! That was funny! And to think she was being nice all along!

Buttercup said...

Hehehehehe!

LMAO @ the pet names..

Writefreak said...

Very funny!
They both need some schooling in marriage matters..lol

seye said...

ROFLMAO+SLAPPING MYSELF IN THE FACE FOR CHOKING!

Mista Jaycee said...

Funnie,
Lived it. Now the Wife and Me are at the stage where we say GOOO and come back home to me.
But....GOOOO! (smile)
Mista Jaycee