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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

GRANMS

I am working tomorrow o, instead of me to sleep nooo. i wan blog, which kind juju dey this site eh. The people at my job will not kill o, did somebody say Amen....... ok i will say it by myself AMEN and to think i will be starting summer school very soon, na die o. I will survive.

I got back from work today, Mr. Sean and his wahala that one na story for another day. I was so tired, my bed was calling me bsnc bsnc come let me take you to paradise( eh something like that sha), but i was so hungry. I have barely eaten anything since morning, my new eating habit, story for another day. I managed to eat something, off to bed now. Na lie o, my gran mumsie let me see road. As much as i luff this woman, she has been a cutlass in my ass not pin o, CUTLASS.


Some of you will remember the story about my other gran ma( granma goes to yankee), that was my paternal granms. Remember i said i will gist you guyz about my maternal gran mumsie when she comes, well this one is part of the story...


chai i am already sleepy o( i ll finish this story by force, its not that long na)


My granms called me. Bsnc my back is paining me, abeg help me massage am small.


bsnc: mama no problem.


granms: bsnc you will stand on my back , your hand its too small... that one will not work.


bsnc: mama that one no work o. How can i stand on your back..


granms: i say stand on my back my friend.. This children of nowadayz, they don't listen when elders talk to them( na the woman enter proverbs o)


bsnc: mama e don do, but i am scared o ( which kind thing be this one)


She lay down on the floor. I placed one leg lightly on her back. The woman no gree o, bsnc what is wrong with you. I say stand up on my back with both legs. okay she asked for it. I placed both legs on her back lightly again, i could not even breath sef, i was holding my breath. Bsnc are you trying me, harder, harder, place it harder walk on my back. I took one step, she no complain, then i just relaxed myself and took another step.....


See as this woman scream eh, Jesus!!! bsnc you are a wicked person, do you want to kill me. she bend her head to one side, then she was quiet... Mama, mama are you okay, no answer. I shook her a little. Mama, mama!! still this woman no answer. I don die o, who send me message. I no even bother check her vitals, I was confused, i was about to call the ambulance when this woman start to laugh, as in yeye laugh. I get you shey, i do vsnc she no even shake. you too dey fear sef. I look the woman up and down, i didn't know what to tell her. Person no dey old pass somethings... hisss. Its not like i am angry with her, i was soo tired and she almost gave me premature hypertension. This woman just dash me instant headache this night..


okay bsnc i was joking o, oya come and stand on my back. Mama did i hear you well, who dey stand where... mama goodnite, sweet dreams. Una see this woman, no be me and you today. I just carry my two left leg go sleep( or rather blog). Tomorrow she will tell my mum that i don't have manners. This is not even half of the story, na just say the sleep don arrive and he needs me as much as i need him. i gats to go...


Have a wonderful week people..

59 comments:

Sassy Trends said...

Firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!

Sassy Trends said...

I'm feeling like first mehn! It's nit easy, now make I lafff smalll...hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!
BSNC babes, this your grand momma e get as e be o! LMAO!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.... you should have titled this post grand momma and her grand mamarish pranks gbam!!!!

akaBagucci said...

Hahaha.. your grand momsie tap o.... Nice one.. and hilarious too..

BBB said...

hahahaha
ur grandma is funny sha.. at her age she is still playing pranks..I am sure she is fun to be around.....

RocNaija said...

Even say you dey provoke, I sure say you don learn all those traits wey she dey show.. Lol...

Na make u waka for Mr sean back remain.. Whether miracle fit happen.

LG said...

lolll @granma being a *cutlass
but u sef, Y u climb her back?? :-)

Miss FlyHigh - LondonsNaijaQueen said...

hahahahahaha was that the night I was talking to you ?? lol she is always calling you ... na wa for this your granma ..she is funny tho ..allowing you to walk on her back ..must have been really doing her ...loved this post really made me laugh so loud lol

Temite said...

Buahahahahaha....That was FUNNY!!
Jeez - I heart your granma men.

jhazmyn said...

OMG, i'm trying to hold my self from bursting out cos i'm at work, your grandma is just that, she's GRAND, you've got to give her that....Good one

Lady X said...

Hahahah! Reminds me of the time my mom was bangin on our room doors, we thought it was thieves, I was all for locking myself in the wardrobe and jumping out of the window. All sorts of things! It was not funny when she laughed and we knew it was her! To me sha...
LOL!!

doll said...

LOL...your grandma is funny

Miss Natural said...

The house is so quiet and I burst out laughing lol. I love ur grandma, that is soo funny!! she has one wicked sense of humour lmaooo

leggy said...

lol...i laughed..ur gannie is a G no doubt..lol

blogoratti said...

I say stand on my back. BSNC, did you hear me? lol.
Classic!

cerberus said...

bring your grandma over to the den. THat woman rocks

Sweetnothin' said...

lol@ See as this woman scream eh, Jesus!!! bsnc you are a wicked person, do you want to kill me.
Your gramns is definately a funny one

Tay-mee said...

lmaoooo...bsnc see hot ELA! Gosh ur granny is jokes

Yan Tan said...

thank you for stopping by..thank you for the comment...keep in touch... : )


**YANTAN**

Gee said...

ahah its cool to kno ur grams still dey play una prank...cant imagine mine.

miss me much??
well im bk in full force...to claim my first position as b4 ooo!bsnc how u dey??

downtheaisle said...

he!he!!he!!! I was even like "do u want to kill her" when u eventually put ur two legs....lol, so wat was all dat her drama abt???...lol

Tracey Ellle said...

lol now that ur awake oya come and finish tori...

Tigeress said...

OMD that is too hilarious!!! i wld have been cracking up rolling on the floor if i was there. Thumbs up to mama.

Miss Lowlah said...

Lol. I love your stories. Your family is just too cool. I can imagine what holidays are like.

Sir Scribbles II said...

LOL!!! I love u granny instantly...na thise kin granny's I like...not my own wey dey wake me to sweep compund for village wen i small lol

bibee J. said...

hehehe!!! u get better granny oh!

sweetness said...

lol ur grandmas funny
hws ur headache my dear?
pele :)
wen r u starting summer school?
dont worry u will survive

simeone said...

lolllll..she got you..and got u hands down...
really funny trying to picture it..

The Girl with the Red Hair said...

Your Gramms reminds of my late Grandma...she was so full of life and pranks...
Imagine, the woman wan give you heart-attack.

Tinu said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!1ur grandma is too funny!!!al the best with summer school!

Emilia said...

what a sense of humour your granny has very funny LOooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Oby said...

That was funny for real. You granma is a hoot.

Repressed One said...

Lmaooooooooooooooo. Your grams na guy woman oh...lol@ her wanting you to continue.

Lolia said...

LWKMD!

Are you kidding? Please I love your grandma...She is my new hero!

Hope you got some rest though dear!

xxx

SouLBoutiQue said...

Yo Grams is a case! that is the kinda of grams I would like!!!! LMAO!
have fun at work and let us in on the Mr. Sean story...
Ag

*Diane* said...

bahahahahaaha. mehn your grandmas are hilarious!! and i love your writing style.

Cidersweet said...

hahaha! I love your Granny's sense of humour! At least you got a laugh before sleep time (or blog time). Nyt nyt! (well its night here sha).

chayoma said...

Can someone scream G!
your granms knows what's up!
we would get along so well, that is, by the time i play her finish, una go find her for hospital with that ur "premature hypertension" lol!
Gosh, u should have seen me laffing whilst i was reading this.
BSNC u too dey fear.....lol!

Have a lovely, granms prank-free summer!

BSNC said...

@sassy yay!! you are first..lol

you are laffing now, it wasn't funny yesterday o. i tell you na so she be..lol. hmm that is nice title..



@JustDB lol i tire for the woman. Thanks :)




@BBB lol na so we see am. She is fun to be with sometimes when she is in the mood..




@Roc lol maybe you are right..

ahn you wan make HGF kill me.. lol. true anything can happen, but i no fit for wahala..



@LG na question be that. ahn you want make them hold meeting for my head..




@Miss flyhigh ehen shey you know how she is always disturbing me. No this happened yesterday. I did what she told me to.. thanks :)





@temite lol i love her too, but she sacred me a little .




@jhazmyn lol hope you held yourself. yea she is aight, thanks ;)





@lady X lol i will do the same, but i will hide under the bed o. it was not funny yesterday too..




@doll lol i guess she is..



thanks peeps

BSNC said...

@Miss natural lol please laugh, its good for the body. Very wicked , how can she scare me like that..




@leggy lol you got that right..




@blogoratti lol she was shouting when she said that..




@cerebus lol okay i hear you...




@sweetnothin lol i actually thought i was going to get a heart attack..




@Tay-mee lol this one pass me o, too hot..



@yan-tan you are welcome ;)



@Gee i was suprised too. gosh i missed you o, no be lie. lol okay good luck. I dey where you leave me now..




@downtheaisle lol well she asked for it now. I dunno knoe for her, i guess she was in a really good mood.




@Tracy Ellle ahn i am still sleeping o..lol

BSNC said...

@tigeress babe it was funny o, the woman just give me headache and i was so tired..




@Miss lowlah awww thanks. Yes they are. I live for holidayz..




@Sir Scribbles lol cos you never see her wahala. lol if don't sweep it, who will do it...




@bibee J lol thanks




@sweetness thanks babe, i feel better now. summer school is starting next month. Amen oo, thanks




@simeone lol i guess she did, but its was so funny yesterday..

happy belate birthday :)





@The Girl with the Red hair awww may her soul rest in peace. glad you had good memories of her.

lol imagine the imagination..





@tinu lol she thinks she is funny. thanx dear..




@Emilia lol yea she got me, big time.




@Oby thanks andthanks for stopping by ;)

bumight said...

LMAO!
she said to stand on her back, u sef u carry ur 2 left legs go stand on top old woman back!
puhlease!

BSNC said...
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BSNC said...

walked away, i no fit shout abeg..



@loila lol new hero, ok ooo. Yes i did, but i was sleeping at my job today :(





@Soul Boutique lol are you sure you want my waya granms. Fun ke, i was dozzing today at work.




@Diane lol i guess they are. awwww thanks D..




@cidersweet eh i didn't laugh o, i slept with this big headache. lol goodnite to you too..



@chayoma lol you are the right person to deal with her really. this one pass fear o, afraid was catching. Iol i hope so too.



@bumight lol wetin i suppose to before, make she come swear for me..


thanks peeps :):D :B

Original Mgbeke said...

Your grandma will not kill me. Which kain rough play be that na? Shuoooo!
LOL.

justdoyin said...

lol @ ur grandma, she got u real good...

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Chei your grandmother is too much! I'm sure your heart was in your mouth. LWKM!

Yan Tan said...

THANK YOU SO MUCH!! : )

KEEP IN TOUCH....


**YANTAN**

afrocouture said...

lol, this was quite funny. Its a good thing she can still crack jokes and play tricks at her age

naijagirl said...

hahahahahahah......ahhhhhhhhhh

Ever since I thot i was old enough, i fear standing on people's backs as we used to do back in the days. I think its wrong doing that cos of the health reasons....you can break something.I am imagining my granny telling me to stand on her back.....ahhh! i will vehemently refuse ooo.

Thanks for the laugh my dear.

Yan Tan said...

AWW THANK YOU HUNN!! : )


KEEP IN TOUCH....


**YANTAN**

Tairebabs said...

what a funny post! I could just visualize it all. Your granma is such fun. My aunty used to ask me to stand on her back when i was younger too. I just could not understand what kind of massage that could be. lol@bsnc bsnc come let me take you to paradise.

aloted said...

hehehehehe...kai..i cant laff...men i can see that u have two funny grandmas...aint u blessed...

lol

Trybes said...

hehehe...cant stop crackin up here..wow..your granny is tha bomb mhen..i can imagine how many tots would have been runnin through your mind at that point..im sure even if you'd taken the vitals,you would have gotten the wrong figures..so funny...Good old mama!!!

Dazzle! said...

LMAO...hahaha

BSNC said...

@Original M lol i tire for her o..



@justdoyin lol yea i guess she did.



@NigerianDramaQueen my heart was outside my mouth sef.. lol thanks for stopping by




@Yan Tan thx for stopping by.



afrocouture gal it was not so funny that day, but yes its nice.




@naijagirl lol i feel you, but i thought there was no harm since my sista stands on her back too..



@Tairebabs yes i was really scared o, thank God it was just a joke. Babe i was so sleepy..



@aloted lol i guess i am, but they come with too much wahala sha..




@trybes lol you got that right. yea she is the funny one..




@dazzle thanks for stopping by..


thanks peeps

TDVA said...

mehn, i thought mine was bad, but this your granms is a major handful!!!

TDVA said...

oh, and thanks for reminding me to call my grandma. poor woman was so happy to hear my voice it was embarassing!

Repressed One said...

BSNC--I know u said you'd be away. I just dey check on you. Hope you are keeping well and everything dey bam.

Take am easy!!

Awa Music Map said...

Got to love this your grandma! Hehe Love her! Though in your shoes I would not be laughing